#laverette

-Jumbo Spicy Mad Boi vs Zephirin

-DAD, YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING, I JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF YOUR BOYFRIEND IN DENIAL YOU WON’T STOP CUDDLING IN FRONT OF ME

-I think we got like 2 new kids but neither are confirmed and one’s probably going to die

-Nothing heterosexual happened at all.

-Decent Person Award, The Roleplay

-mfw you have to pretend your name is Eugene to not die

-Infiltrating a garlean base, blowing it up, and picking up stray garlics (plus another kid) and a voidsent after watching your not girlfriend die, you know, like one does

-Risking heat stroke in your fancy coat because you didn’t bring fancy clothes while a bunch of voidsent judge you

-Alastor’s still an idiot, the shocking revelation that shocked no one.

-It is always a good idea to throw rocks at people who insult you.

-What to do when a dumbass inquisitor comes looking for you: Absolutely nothing at all. 

-Esredes convinces a kid that the kid is an ocean

-Teaching your void granddaughter how to be a manipulative bastard like you

-Having his depression temporarily cured by a baby chocobo

-Sparing a knight’s life because who the fuck let this crybaby child come out into the field

-My heretic chirurgeon npc is still terrifying the shit out of people

-Dione continues to be a dumbass and thinks she can fight a banemite. Local dad is distressed in the aftermath.

-The first of many instances of viera racism coming from him.

I wish I could do a gif of Esrey shrugging because that’s appropriate