May 4, 2021
hey if we're talking terrible time-travel ships where Luke plays the "everyone's dream twink" card, can I suggest "Maul gets distracted from the Naboo situation because this farmboy with a lightsaber just popped up and started hitting on him with zero acknowledgement of the whole Darkside thing."
Alternately
Luke: I'm sure there's still a little Light in you somewhere.
Maul: There is NOT.
Luke, looking him up and down very obviously: Would you LIKE there to be?
oh my god. oh my GOD. we’ve done it. we’ve found the best slutty luke time travel au there is. luke fucks darth maul back from the dark side. his dick is so full of kindness it literally makes maul do a moral 180. pack it up guys, we’re never beating this.
