#latenighttalkswithelysianed

First Submission

hey bapz whaz yo sign dawg? I mean fo literal leik you be whatchin signs at da moment like fuckkkkk iz it a stawp sign or go signnn or a whatchyo numba baby sign? Yea dat be my question leik if it be a watchu number sign den what would be on dat sign

Yo. Laci. Yu liek. Y u r called laci cause like you bd wearin lace as i type dis with my GIANT FUCKIN ELEPHANT SHAFT? No? Ya right you bloop dick ferper jack in my hair vagina. Yup Uh huh Oh wait you dont know it bjt i actualyy dont HAVE A GIANT ELEPHANT PENIS OHHHBBHHH YOU JUST GOT PUNKED. OH AND GUESS WHAT I DONT HAVE A HAIRY VAGINA RITHER OHBBBBBHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKK i am so rock hard right now. Fu k. Hmmmm. Whatcha ya wanna talk about. Yu should check out my blog and yoy shoulf like decipher this code to get dis blof anf looks at it cause youd like it you little buttcumburger yea that. @fmztjbofe Kay so leik. Decipher it. Like take every letter there and move back one letter consecutivlely in reference to the greco roman alphabetical bug hairy clitoris systsm yo So leik fr example The letter t equsls s The lettter c equals b And the letter justin beiber equals GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY leik fuck. So yea. See wat i did there. Check out da blog from the code yu jusr dezipbered. Right nos. Forrow it maybs. Yea. Jesus fuck so like fuck fuck or fuck. One you you nevermind this game is too jard. Hmmmmmmmmm. Oh uah riley is hawt. Leik realllllly hawt. Laci greeb isnt hawt. Rileyy is hawt. To see how hawt riley is then just go to sleep and dream about a sexy fuckin they man like do it fuck DO ITTT. OR YOU COULD FOLLOS @facesofriley Yah d that Kay bye Im sur ur a nice methhead. Oh wait I meant person Did i I dunno Fuck you Nevermind yoh seem gr8 m8 why u gotta h8 i dont want you to be my d8 cause then i might be a lil l8 and id be put on the loser sl8 and it could just be called f8 after my soul is 8 by ur infl8ted bosom. Bye. I loce yoy. No u dint. But you love me No yiu dong I love riley Mssage that blog that you will have decifered and tell thsm thsat theyre hawt. I um huh bhe You seem sweet Heres mh number 666 666 6666 OH BUT W8 DAT 8NT MY REAL NUMBER PUNKKKKKKKEEEEED bye

Hey you lil fluckderp i got something super fuggim serial to tellz you. Leik you cantevenimagine how much this is gonna blow ur fucgin mind until i tell you then you WILL KNOW CAUSE FUCKKKKKKKKKK dUH cmon are you drunk or something im not. Anyway: R U READY TO GET UR MIND BLOWN? NOT AS IN HOW I WANNA BLOW A DICK RIGHT NOW BUT AS IN LIKE UR HEAD FUGGIK EXSPRODING WITH ESPRESSO, SUGARISTA. I MEAN CMON ASNWER THE QUESTION r u you ready? Yea? OK. WAIT ACTUALLY IT WASNT A QUESTION BU ME IT WAS A QUESTION FOR YOU WAIT WTF AM I TOKING- I MEAN TALKING ABOUT? WHERS THE FUCK AM I? HEY NOOBCLIT GUESS WAT. HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY AS FUCK. YEAH. I FUCGGIN WENT THERE. Hoe do yiu feel baout this liek r u half chubbed at least or liek full on fuckin woody or like fuckin toy staory ass woody and buzz or liks soft as @elysianed asthetic? ANSWER ME BUTT MUNCHER. GO FUCK SOMETHING AFTER YOU TAKR IT OUT TO DINNER CAUSE I ASSUM UR A GENTLEPERSON YEA? What dose

you fuckin scrublord go delete all ur fuggin memes you dirty piece of dickcheese fight me but no you wont because youll be too busy deleting all ur fuckin memes and shit and just do it. Doooo it. Doooooo it right now. Go to ur memes and pull out a crossbow and send bolts through those bitches. Doooooo dooooo doooo it. You knoa you wanna delete those fuckin memes you spent hours on just like i was working on ur mom last night you barnaclehead. And whe i call you a barnacle liek i did just noa i dont mean the head abovs ur shoulders but the head on ur tiny cock little butt go fuck urself with a rusty chainsaw made of toothpicks. Maybd that will be the thing that gets you hard cuz youv tried everything else. Delet ur fucking memes bruh do it DO IT DO IT YOU PUSSY-ASS-BITCH DO IT YOU ANKLEPUSSY YOU DICKFINGERS DOUBLE DAWG DELETS DEM MEMES MOTHAFUCKA I DARE YOU BUT NOT LIKE SAM L JACKSON DID IN PULP FICTION BUT LIKE ME DARING YOU BECAUSE THATS MORE BETTER CAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER YO DELETE UR FUCKIN MEMES. Bitch.