ID: 1. Waist up of Laszlo and Nadja making out, arms wrapped around each other. Nandor comes up behind Lazslo with a pouty expression, clearing his throat and tapping Laszlo on the shoulder. 2. Laszlo turns his head, arms still around Nadja, to offer Nandor a kiss with a smirk. Nandor wraps his arms around Laszlo's waist and presses their lips together as Nadja laughs. /end ID
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ID: 1. Nandor, Nadja, and Laszlo sitting on a cushioned booth together, the latter two wearing matching outfits in dark blue pinstripes and pink and black lace. Nandor is leaning back, one arm running over his hair and the other stretched out along the back of the booth to rest on Nadja's shoulder. His tunic is half unbuckled and Nadja has one hand hooked in his ascot and shirt collar, pulling it down as she slumps forward over the table in front of them, hair spilling everywhere and eyes fixed intensely on the viewer. Laszlo is on her other side, arm resting on the back of the booth to place his hand over Nandor and Nadja's outstretched arms. He is smirking over at Nandor, who's gaze is staring blankly into the distance.
2. Front shot of the interior of a car, Laszlo in the driver's seat with his eyes fixed on the road ahead. In the backseat are Sean and Charmaine, who are making out heavily and pawing at each other. Sean's right hand is otherwise occupied by being stretched to the front seat to lace fingers with Laszlo. Laszlo brings their joined hands up to his mouth to place a kiss on the back of Sean's. /end ID
I can't even make this joke bc they really did try everything
(ID in alt and under cut)
ID: Full body of Laszlo sitting on the ground with one knee pulled up, fully dressed in a suit. Nandor, wearing nothing, is sat beside him with his arms around his shoulders and legs on either side of him, pressing his junk into his hip. Nandor is frowning, a tear in his eye as he presses their cheeks together. Nadja, also wearing nothing, is kneeling just behind Laszlo on his other side to press her chest against the back of his neck, hands folded atop his head to rest her cheek on. She is also frowning, eyes closed as if in mourning as a single tear beads in her eyelashes. Between them, Laszlo stares straight forward with an impassive expression, words clipped and dismissive, "Yes, yes, very good, thank you." /end ID
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"pay attention gizmo, you have to pull his hair like this-"
some third wheel memes were made for them lmao
(ID in alt and under cut)
ID: Waist up of Laszlo, wearing a blue and red suit, pulling Nandor, wearing a brown tunic and kaftan, down by the back of the neck into a kiss, his other hand sliding up Nandor’s chest. Nandor melts easily into it, closing his eyes. In the foreground, Guillermo has his back turned to them and is leaning his head heavily into the hand over his eyes, face blazing red. /end ID
ID: 1. Waist up of Nadja and Nandor from season 1 episode 6 "baron's night out" standing together on a dark nighttime background, clearly intoxicated. Nandor is grinning at the viewer, eyes unfocused and flushed purple down to the chest, holding up a traffic cone with one hand. His shirts have been unbuttoned to the belt and opened up to bare his chest, cravat tossed back over his shoulder and fur vest hanging off his elbows. Nadja has a New Jersey Devils cap sideways on her head and is flushed teal, blood dried messily at the corner of her mouth. She smirks at the viewer, one hand reaching up to squeeze at Nandor's exposed right pec.
2a. Full body of Nadja leaning back against a corner of the bartop at her nightclub, wearing a lacy deep red Victorian dress and bustle and black platform boots. She has both elbows braced on the bar and is smiling flirtily down at Laszlo, who stands about half a foot shorter than her as he leans in with one arm braced against the bar to cage her in. He aims a flirty smile up at her, and one of her hands flips over to scratch her nails against his waistcoat. 2b. Full body of Nandor and Laszlo in what looks like a wine cellar, long shelves of bottles filled with red liquid stacked tall against one wall. Nandor is crouched down on the floor, hands and forehead pressed to the ground as Laszlo stands upright on his back, inspecting one of the bottles he pulled off the shelf he couldn't previously reach.
3. Full body of Guillermo and Nandor against a chain link fence. Back to the viewer, Guillermo has Nandor pressed against the fence, holding him up with his hands tucked under both of Nandor's knees to press himself between them to kiss him. Nandor kisses back greedily, holding both his hands above his head to tangle his fingers in the fence. /end ID
Finally finished WWDITS lmao. Speaking as a lesbian, Harvey Guillen has a super cute face and an ass that won’t quit and he can Get It.
ID in alt and under cut bc too damn much
1a. Shoulders up of human neighbor Sean in a disheveled tux from the casino episode, holding a glass of beer and squinting drunkenly past the viewer. He says, "Ey, where's the little guy, y'know, Nandor's boyfriend?" 1b. Reverse shot of Laszlo and Nadja slumped exhaustedly over the bar, barely comprehending the conversation. Nadja looks all but comatose and Laszlo blearily replies, "who?" Looking behind them, an exhausted Nandor has a brief moment of lucidity and snaps his eyes open. "My WHAT?"
2a. Guillermo drinks stoically from a coffee mug while talking to Derek the vampire. Derek, wearing a magicians cloak and tophat, remarks, "Oh, did your master get you that mug?" Guillermo grunts in response and Derek notes "how nice." 2b. Close up on a mildly irritated Guillermo doing a talking head, holding the mug which we can now see says "world's best familiar." He says "I got this for myself as a 5th anniversary present. Nandor got me a vacuum." 2c. Small flashback of 2012 showing a younger Guillermo with longer hair desperately scrubbing a bloody floor with a shitty push broom that is missing half it's bristles. Offscreen, present day Guillermo continues, "Admittedly, it's a lot better than the broom they had before."
3a. Full body of Laszlo and Nandor from the end of the witch semen episode, standing facing each other in front of a door. Stone-faced, Nandor offers, "want to jerk each other off and never talk about it?" Laszlo, equally unemotional, replies "absolutely." 3b. Later, a talking head of Laszlo and Nadja on a couch. With a satisfied smile, fingers laced in front of him, Laszlo announces to the camera "Nandor and I jerked each other off." Nadja, one arm around the back of the couch behind her husband, smirks with pride.
3a. Full body of Laszlo and Nandor from the end of the witch semen episode, standing facing each other in front of a door. Stone-faced, Nandor offers, "want to jerk each other off and never talk about it?" Laszlo, equally unemotional, replies "absolutely." 3b. Later, a talking head of Laszlo and Nadja on a couch. With a satisfied smile, fingers laced in front of him, Laszlo announces to the camera "Nandor and I jerked each other off." Nadja, one arm around the back of the couch behind her husband, smirks with pride.
4. Full body of Guillermo leaning sassily against a wall, one hip cocked, eyebrows raised with a pout. He is wearing sparkly high top sneakers, white knee socks with a red stripe, red booty shorts, and a white tee shirt with three checked boxes reading 'petty' 'jealous' and 'bitch'. Text above him reads 'tfw your master's ex is in town.'
5. Bust of Guillermo in a waistcoat and collared shirt, smiling adorably as he is wont to do with yellow stars floating around his head.
6a. Doodle of Guillermo in exaggerated shortness holding hands with Nandor, who is in exaggerated tallness and wearing a full length dracula cape with a furry collar. Guillermo, smiling, gestures to Nandor with a heart floating by his face and says "Mami, este es mi novio, Nandor." (In English: momma, this is my boyfriend Nandor.) Nandor, waving with his free hand, grins and says "Helloooo, Mrs. Greenber-" Guillermo corrects him "de la Cruz." Nandor continues awkwardly "Deeh la Crooz."
7. Close up of Guillermo in a waistcoat and shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He is spattered liberally with blood and is brandishing a well-used stake with one gloved hand. Nadja stands behind him with a manic grin, both hands planted on his shoulders as if pushing him forward. She says, "Gizmo, you are so sexy right now! Kill them!" Guillermo, trying to stay focused in slayer mode, glances back at her with some confusion, squeaking out an "um?"
8. Full body of Laszlo dramatically dipping Nadja, both arms around her waist, while salaciously baring his fangs with a grin. Nadja is smiling widely in delight, baring her fangs back at him with one hand gripping his shoulder and the other thrown over his back. She has one leg extended to the ground and the other hiked up around Laszlo's waist. Hearts float around their heads. In the background, there is a tiny doodle of Colin Robinson coming into the room holding a steaming mug that says "island time" with a palm tree. He smiles at the couple in his usual casual, ill-timed way and says "hey guys, what's up?"
