A dialogue about how actually Louis declared his fractured elbow to Harry in a phone call.
*harry picks up the phone call which shows "Husbandπ"*
Harry: Hi babe, everything is okay? How was the show today?
Louis: The show was amazing, the fans were screaming and their eyes showed admirement like they always do, haz.
Harry: I am so proud of you, Lou. You were born to shine around the people who admire you. *whispers* My precious husband.
Louis: *eyes starts watering* oh shut up babe. Now you are making me cry.
Harry: Don't cry. I love you and miss you a lot. So what did you do after the show?
Louis: Erm- well about that....
Harry: About what... What did you do Louis?
Louis: Geez Harold! It wasn't my fault. Listen-
Harry: God, Lou please tell me what did you do you are killing me!!!
Louis: I am telling just have patience and listen to me for fuck sake!! Jesus!
Harry: ....
Louis: Okay so the fans after the show dared me to run faster than them and you know me-
Harry: Sweet gracious! Then?!?!
Louis: Erm-then well basically with Mike I ran a race and won it!!!
Harry: That's great, honey. Then?
Louis: You don't seem happy...
Harry: well you still didn't tell me the blunder you did..
Louis: Oh yeah then out of excitement you know what I mean I ran still after the race that I won and hurtmeselfbycrashingwithawallandfracturedmeelbow.
Harry: Louis... What did you say?
Louis: I said I hurtmeselfbycrashingwithawallandfracturedmeelbow
Harry: Repeat it again slowly like I talk not like YOU talk. Now come on... Spill slowly.
Louis: *sigh* ok so basically I hurt meself by crashing witha wall and fractured me elbow.
Harry: .....
Harry: WHAT THE HELL LOUIS! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Louis: Jesus I am alright babe I am alright. Just wearing a sling nothing happened. It's a minor injury and will heal in a week.
Harry: I cannot believe this oh my gosh you literally-
Louis: Hurt me self? Yeah
Harry: This is not a joke, Lou. Something would have happened to you! Please can you not be careful at such moments?!?! You are my life, I cannot lose you at such walls what the fuck
Louis: Oh my gosh don't get dramatic babe. That's my thing. Anyway I am okay and don't worry I am alright. Don't I sound alright?
Harry: *sniffles* yeah bet you do how would I know? I am not there to see that
Louis: Come on, haz. Hey! I love you yeah and it's our bad fate that we are not seeing each other this times where we are both equally busy. Otherwise I wouldn't have missed any chance of being with you.
Harry: *quitely* really?
Louis: Really.
