Roman: aiming for romanticized chicken farm life but it comes across as hillbilly shitposting most of the time

Virgil: knitting/weaving/lace tatting ASMR

Logan: hank and john green-esque videos about environmental conservation and ecology

Patton: baking show with his mom that becomes a mildly viral meme for their constant terrible puns

Emile: cartoon therapy... TWO /hj

Remy: hillbilly shitposting all of the time, on purpose edition

Kai: lets plays natch, has a respectable number of fans and two (2) rage quit compilations

Corbin and Sloane: vlogs. Sloane mostly shoots and makes cutesy comments to get Corbin to fondly groan. doesnt even have a gimmick or anything he just uses it as an actual diary and posts like. 3 minute long middling-skilled videos of a campsite. Corbin waves. theyre on a little weekend date trip :) the comment ask about the grotesque little goblin creature that ran past in a few frames and Sloanes just like "Dont worry about it :)"

Anyway, I was camping a bit ago and had to sit uncomfortably close to the fire to escape the relentless bugs and had a thought that Roman could literally just sit IN the fire. He wouldn't get smothered by the smoke or anything, or get burnt at all. He could just escape the bugs by going in the fire. Of course he would also have to give up contact with his loves but I cannot for the life of me get a Roman just casually sitting in fire out of my head. Tulip help the witchy Boi in a campfire is terrorizing my every thought. I blame your great writing.

Virgil: they have exoskeletons roman-

most things stay the same except may and roman say "y'all'd've"

im gonna be honest i think it would be really funny if i could figure out how to do an Among Us chapter of Group Chat but ive never played among us alksjdkalj

but with my limited knowledge

in order to facilitate Logan and Virgil being able to play, everyone unanimously agrees that 1) asking them directly if they are the imposter and 2) them  saying directly they are not the imposter are both cheating

its actually really good practice for Logan for dealing with court politics, because of the Word Gymnastics

that being said - Thomas and Logan absolutely just normal cheat

When Logan is the imposter Thomas will do impressions of him claiming to be in other parts of the ship on vc to save his ass even if Thomas is a crewmember

Thomas and Logan both being the imposters makes them pretty much unstoppable

Virgil is a terrible imposter

If he’s imposter by himself he always loses because he refuses to kill LMP

If he’s imposter w/ someone else the other imposter knows theyve gotta get the rest of LAMP themselves because Virgil just Won’t

if the other imposter is Kai specifically he WILL open a DM with Virgil specifically to roast him mercilessly the ENTIRE game