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@wolfstarmicrofic April 28, word count 227

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CW - Dead body (Mentioned not described)

It took them over a week to find Peter. He was in a sorry state.  They didn’t know exactly when he’d been killed, but the Dark Mark above a house a hundred miles away from where Peter had been taken from was the only clue they had to his whereabouts. Sirius had ranted and raved at Moody and Dumbledore. 

“Why did it take so long to find him? We could have saved him!” He got so bad that Moody eventually had enough and cast Langlock on him, sticking Sirius’s tongue to the roof of his mouth to shut him up. Sirius had turned red, the smell of ozone around him as he lost control of his magic. Remus had to physically drag him away from what was left of Peter.

“It’s all my fault, Remus,” Sirius sobbed into his shoulder. “If I hadn’t been trying to be clever, he’d never have been in danger. I should never have made him secret keeper,” Remus soothed him the best he could, but something about Sirius’s words unsettled him. He wouldn’t quite put him finger on it, but his subconscious was screaming at him. 

It came to him in the middle of the night as the moonlight shone through their curtains. No one knew Peter had been the secret keeper, not even Dumbledore, so why had Voldemort gone after Peter?

@wolfstarmicrofic March 28, word count 229

Remus was in love with Sirius Black, and he had been for quite a while. He didn’t do anything about it, though. He was almost certain that Sirius would never feel the same way about him. 

But knowing that didn’t make it any easier when he was forced to watch Sirius stick his tongue down the throat of whichever girlfriend he had that week. 

It was during a particularly intense make-out session between Sirius and Emmeline Vance. Somehow, they managed to knock Remus’s cup of tea over onto his freshly toasted crumpet, and that was the final straw. 

He raised his wand at Sirius.

“Langlock!” He growled. Sirius jumped away from Emmeline, grabbing at his mouth, trying to pull his tongue away from the roof of his mouth while Emmeline glowered at Remus. Remus glowered right back, daring her to say something. 

With a swish of her hair, she said her goodbyes to Sirius, who was rolling around on the floor, not listening to her, and left the Gryffindor Common room. 

Remus vanished the spilt tea and ruined snack before making himself more and settling back down in his favourite armchair.

James finally managed to release Sirius’s tongue. And Sirius was smart enough not to push Remus for the rest of the evening. 

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?

Yes! I like crossing things off so I write lists on them

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?

Oh god so many but when people walk slowly right in front of me

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No, never, it bugs me when people do it to my pens ugh ugh ugh

20. Do you still watch cartoons?

No not usually i don’t watch a lot of TV but i love me some old-school disney movies damn

25. What is your favorite food?

honestly right now I’d have to go with tator-tots or strawberry ice cream omg yum

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Um I think it was this summer to my track coach?

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?

there are these really good omelettes at my school or cereal or ooooh pancakes n tator-tots or waffles i love breakfast

40. How many languages can you speak?

1 1/2 English and I actually used to be kind of good at Spanish

45. Ever watch soap operas?

lol no

50. Ever used a gun?

Um airsoft gun, nerf gun, maybe a BB gun i don’t remember?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

I really like apple but also rhubarb though lol

60. Wear slippers?

On rare occasion

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike i guess?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Aw shit idk ummmm no i have no idea

75. Own a record player?

My parents have two in our house my mom and i listened to a billy joel record today to put up the christmas tree lol

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

cold tea most definitely

85. Are you patient?

It depends for certain things i can be incredibly patient but for other things especially food, not at all

90. Can you knit or crochet?

i can crochet but i can do literally one type of stitch

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Grades:

Holocene G3: T Langlock G3: O

Thank you, Langlock, for submitting your homework within the first hour. Holocene, usually when all the students in a class submit their homework and there is only one student left to submit (in this case, there was only Langlock - only other student), you have an hour left, rather than 24. I notified you of this and I understand you have OOC commitments, but if you were to notify me of not being able to complete the homework at all (especially 5+ hours after Langlock submitted), you would have simply been removed from the roll - this (removing you from the roll) cannot happen every time you attend a class, though. When you commit to a class, you commit, regardless. Holocene's -5 HPs has averaged out Langlock's +5 HPs, therefore no house points have been rewarded. 

Grades:

Caberet G7: T (+5 HPs for completing the roll)

Langlock G3: T

AzeZewReit H7: T

I am very disappointedin you boys: 1. Attracting danger to not only yourself, but to the other two students and myself (AzeZewReit), 2. lying to a Professor’s face in order to cover-up for another student’s actions (Langlock) and 3., physically hurting another student (Caberet). Disgraceful behaviour in today’s lesson, and I hope that each and every one of youlearn - and fast. 5 HPs have been taken away per student (from your Ts). Count this as your first and final warning - if there is a next time, detentions will surely be given out. 

House Points:  Gryffindor: -5 (Caberet’s +5 HP gain for roll-taking excluded his -5 HPs) Hufflepuff: -5

Grades

-Jamie H5 O (+40)

Elopement G7 O (+30)

Langlock G3 O (+103)

Ginevra G7 O (+45)

Xenoflare R5 EE (+10)

Revives G1 O (+40)

lazyblue R1 A

Housepoints

Gryffindor: +238

Hufflepuff: +45

Ravenclaw: +10

Highlight of the Day: Jamie wanting to know how Muggle babies are made.

Good job to Tom on the amount of points he racked up for the Gryffindor house.

Roll:  Holocene G3 Langlock G3

Here is your homework, which needs to be completed in 24-hours: 1. Why does the Ministry of Magic consider Thestrals to be dangerous? 2. What is a Thestral’s classification?  3. Why are Thestrals so horribly spooky (explain their features) and what liquid substance are they attracted to? 4. What is a Thestral’s natural habitat and how do they communicate? EXTRA CREDIT: which previous, Hogwarts student (from the house Ravenclaw) used to interact with Thestrals?

Homework Submission: professorsyrenaviserion.tumblr.com/submit

Grades:

Langlock, G2 - O (+5) For in-Class contribution.

Rotate, R1 - O (+5) For in-Class contribution.

Superbad, S5 - O (+5) For in-Class contribution.

Hybrid, S7 - O 

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House Points

Gryffindor - +5 HP

Ravenclaw -  +5 HP

Slytherin - +5 HP 

- Professor Selaerys Velaryon