Nov 9, 2025
I never experienced gender envy before I watched Cabaret (1993). God, I wish that I could look like Alan Cumming Emcee. I wake up and realize that I'm not him and I start violently crying.
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I never experienced gender envy before I watched Cabaret (1993). God, I wish that I could look like Alan Cumming Emcee. I wake up and realize that I'm not him and I start violently crying.
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My brain said Eddie Munson as emcee so I drew Eddie Munson as emcee. Bonus Steve drooling over him cause honestly me too buddy.
Cabaret (1972)
Roles I think Gerard Way would EAT playing on Broadway:
- Emcee from Cabaret (needs NO explanation)
- Sally Bowles from Cabaret (can you imagine what they would do with that song!!??)
- Roland from Constellations (if you don’t know this show plez go read it it’s all about alternate universes and the butterfly effect)
- Audry 2 from Little Shop (BUT 👆not the normal deep voiced Audry I’d want them to do the gravely screaming voice they do I think that’d be SUCH a take)
- Moritz from Spring Awakening (again I feel like this needs no explication)
- Ilse from Spring Awakening
- Lady Macbeth from Macbeth (out damned spot- do we see the vision here?)
- Macbeth from Macbeth (the dagger monologue)
- Cyrano from Cyrano de Bergerac (I think the vibe of I’m-very-famous-but-can’t-handle-day-to-day-life would be very fun to watch them do)
- Amadeus from Amadeus (full out CRAZY energy)
- Blanch from A Street Car Named Desire
- Stanley from A Street Car Named Desire
- Medea from Medea (the Euripides version exclusively I do NOT fuck with any other version)
Also like a hundred more but this is just off the top of my head
Somebody at school told me that I can't like the plot of Cabaret because I'm Jewish. I don't think this person knows the plot of Cabaret
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“Wow this blue guy sounds kinda like Emcee” I said. Little did I know it WAS emcee (Alan Cumming)
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FANDOMS:
Marauders/Skittles/Valkyries
Harry Potter
Once Upon a Time
The Hunger Games
Hamilton
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Slushy Noobz
Cabaret
Lord of the Flies
Good Omens
The Beatles
The Office
Taylor Swift
Marvel
SHIPS: (in no particular order)
(but im willing to read just about anything)
Sirius x Remus
Remus × Regulus
Regulus × James
James x Sirius
James × Lily
Lily x Mary
Mary x Marlene
Marlene x Dorcas
Barty x Evan
Pandora x Xenophelius
Luna x Neville
Ron x Hermione
Emma x Hook
Emma x Regina
Regina x Robin
Katniss x Peeta
Haymitch x Lenore Dove
Snow x Sejanus
McGonagall x Pomfrey
Euphemia x Fleamont
Hamilton x Laurence
Hamilton x Angelica
Hamilton x Eliza
Jim x Pam
Simon × Jack
Crowley x Azeriphale
Wanda x Vision
Steve x Bucky
Peter x MJ
Loki x Mobius
INTREST/ HOBBIES
Watercolor
Reading
MUSIC
- Vinyl Collecting
-Guitar (extremely beginner)
-Piano (Very beginner)
History
Writing (this is very new but so so nice i love it)
Reading poetry
Putting together family trees
Thinking
Theatre
Making movies with my friends 🎥
Baking
I think that just about covers it! I may add more later? Im not sure yet.
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caberet is one of the movies of all time