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Summary: It was three minutes until Lambertâs break, on day five of one of the most hellish weeks of the year. Black Friday weekend was the absolute fucking worst, and Lambert couldnât wait for his day off. He was counting down the seconds to his lunch break too, desperate to get away from the assholes of the general public.
Three minutes until he could leave the shop floor without his managers getting on his case about it, but before his countdown could get any lower, he heard a disconcerting sound. There was a child crying nearby.
Lambert finds a kid lost in his store. The kid's father happens to be hot as hell. This is not a problem. (This is a major problem.)
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Implied Geralt/Lambert, Geralt & Eskel & Lambert.
CW: Vommiting
Description: Lambert is hungover and needs looked after. Geralt hasn't made it back from the path yet and he needs lots of love and cuddles. I love writing fighty Lambert who just needs cuddles and looked after <3
Self indulgent sickfic but please, if you want more just ask ~~~~~~xoxoxoxoxo~~~~~
[544 words]
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Eskel stopped by Lambertâs room and heard the man groaning from behind the door. Kaer Morhen had been waiting on one more, and he hadnât arrived yet. Geralt was usually here by now, and the wait had proven too much for Lambert. He had drunk three bottles of mead back to back the previous night, pretending everything was fine and he absolutely did not need a cuddle from his big white wolf.
âEverything okay, in there?â
Eskel knocked on the door, he was much larger than Lambert, but Lambert was - Lambert. Walking into his room unasked led to snarling that he did not need.
âFuck off!â
Lambert barked back, flinging something at the door, following it with a retch, and then what Eskel could only describe as a sad little whimper that Eskel knew he was to pretend he didn't hear.
Eskel left and came back with a mug of water and knocked on the door again.
âI have some water, want me to bring it in?â
He could hear Lambert thinking through the silence, before he grunted back. Eskel opened the door and looked at the smaller wolf crumpled in a little heap on the floor, his arm hugging a large china bowl as he retched over it. He walked over and sat down next to him, pulling him into his arms with little to no struggle. Lambert was clammy, his eyes were red and without complaint, he buried his head into Eskelâs chest.
âYou over-do it pup, maybe just a little?â
Eskel rubbed his back and brought the mug of water up to his lips and he shakily took a sip.Â
âWhere is he, Esk? Heâs usually here by now. Do you think⊠Do you think he doesnât want to-â
âHush now, pup. Heâs just taking his time. He wouldnât want you worrying like this now, would he?â
Lambert closed his eyes and curled up closer to Eskel. Just as he was drifting off to sleep, they heard footsteps coming up through the hall. Both of their heads turned to the door as it creaked open and Geralt peered round.Â
âYou two okay? Itâs freezing out there.â
Eskel could feel Lambert relax underneath him at the sight of him. The younger man whined Gârlt as he pleaded with his eyes for him to join them on the floor.
âYour bitey little pup had a few too many drinks last night, Wolf. He missed you very much.â
Eskel smirked, very gently scritching at Lambertâs head, making him grumble with embarrassment.
Geralt shed his armour and got down onto the floor with the other two witchers, and Lambert slid with ease from Eskel to him, squeezing him tight.
âMâ tummy hurts.â
Geralt nosed at the younger man's scalp, scenting him. He could smell salt from his cheeks, and he brought his thumb up to wipe the tears away.
âOh poor Lamb. Iâm sorry I took so long. You hungover, pup? You want me to make it better?â
Lambert clung onto Geraltâs shirt and nodded, rubbing his face against the manâs chest trying to cover himself in his scent. Geralt lifted his hand and cast axii, feeling the man relax further in his grasp.
âYouâre okay, Iâm here.â
Geralt looked up at Eskel, who in turn reached for a blanket to cover them both on the floor.
âIâll leave you two to catch up. Itâs good seeing you, again Geralt. We missed you.â
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: WiedĆșmin | The Witcher (Video Game), WiedĆșmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Lambert, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Lambert, Aiden & Lambert (The Witcher), Coën & Lambert (The Witcher), Lambert & Keira Metz
Characters: Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Aiden (The Witcher), Coën (The Witcher), Keira Metz, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Leo (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Retail, Good Parent Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Retail Worker Lambert (The Witcher), retail hell, losing a kid in a busy store, Young Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Geralt is kind to retail workers, Lambert is into it, Meet-Cute, Developing Relationship, Pre-Relationship, Leo Ships It (The Witcher), Coën Is A Good Friend (The Witcher), Awful Customers, the holiday season sucks for retail workers, Black Friday, Boxing Day, Cute Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Geralt thinks he's being weird, Lambert Is In Love (The Witcher), Cake Shop Fic
Summary:
It was three minutes until Lambertâs break, on day five of one of the most hellish weeks of the year. Black Friday weekend was the absolute fucking worst, and Lambert couldnât wait for his day off. He was counting down the seconds to his lunch break too, desperate to get away from the assholes of the general public.
 Three minutes until he could leave the shop floor without his managers getting on his case about it, but before his countdown could get any lower, he heard a disconcerting sound. There was a child crying nearby.
 Lambert finds a kid lost in his store. The kid's father happens to be hot as hell. This is not a problem. (This is a major problem.)
Lambert shuffled through his hand and squinted at the line up on the table. They played the same game on the second evening of winter every year, but Lambert could never get over the fucking jitters in his chest. It was just Gwent. Just fucking Gwent. Lambert had been the champion of the northern kingdoms every year since he'd started on the Path, only dropping a season here and there when he couldn't be asked.
But playing Eskel? His usual strategies seemed to play out in a senseless jumble. The cards fell wrong, the plays never went his way. He knew why. It was the stakes. There was something more than money on the table; Lambert's arse. Or Eskel's. And fuck did Lambert want Eskel's arse. He'd watched it all day while they'd prepared the castle for winter. It tested the fabric of Eskel's trews when he bent over, full and just fucking perfect. Lambert wanted to sink his teeth into it as much as he wanted to sink his cock in, and--
"Your play, little wolf," Eskel rumbled and Lambert's eyes snapped up from the table. Eskel was smiling at him, honey eyes glittering with mirth. He knew he had the upper hand. There was sweat on Lambert's upper lip and he was fidgeting in his chair. One round down, if he lost a second in a row, then it was all over. What's worse was that Lambert had upped the stakes this year, allowing himself to be goaded and baited by the only man that could match Eskel.
"Don't think he has a play left," Geralt said, lounging by the fireplace. He slouched low in the armchair, his legs spread, an ale slanted over his thigh. Golden eyes flashed hungrily in the dim light, reflecting the dancing flames at his side. "Have you?"
"Your mouth won't be so smart when it's wrapped around my dick, cream puff," Lambert shot back and Geralt snorted with amusement before he took a swig of ale. Lambert knew it was a lost cause. Bolstered by his success on the circuit that year, he'd let Geralt in on it. Fuck, the only thing as good as having Eskel's arse would be Pretty Boy's smart-alec mouth sucking him off before hand, and maybe kissing him while he made Eskel come on his cock. Yeah, that... that had been a wet dream sweet enough to make Lambert arrogant.
But now, he was as good as fucked. He had multiple archers out, but his points were low and he'd overcommitted to spending gold early. Fuck. Fuck. He threw down the archer in his hand, drew a card, and slouched back.
Eskel leaned back, his head cocked to the side, and Lambert watched his hand as it left the table into his lap. The table was low enough to leave everything on full display; the slow, deliberate progress of Eskel's hand over the crest of his thigh to his full codpiece. There was no give to the material as Eskel rubbed his fingers across it, a soft sigh low in his throat, and Lambert's nostrils flared. Shit, the bastard was hard already.
If Eskel was that excited, then he thought he'd won. Knew he'd won.
"Oh, Lambert," Eskel said, his gnarled lips lifting into a more mischievous smile. "Better luck next year." The card hit the table and Lambert stared down at his own fucking face. Two damage plus additional damage to every duplicate. Every. Fucking. Duplicate. Lambert's line of archers folded like tissue paper.
"Hah," Geralt barked.
"Fuck off." Lambert scrubbed his hands over his face and watched Eskel through the slats of his fingers. His heart sat in his throat, his stomach fluttering. When Eskel's hand lifted and he beckoned with a crooked finger, Lambert left his seat like he was on the end of a string. He stood before Eskel with his arms hanging by his sides, a gasp punching from his chest as Eskel's palm rubbed over his crotch.
"So hard already," Eskel rumbled, massaging in firm, groping circles until Lambert's knees began to shake.
Geralt huffed. "He threw the game. Wanted you to wreck his little arse."
"Come over here and say that, pa--ahh!" Lambert didn't get to finish. Eskel squeezed his ample handful and Lambert's hips bucked forward. He latched onto Eskel's wrist helplessly, each shuddering breath making his lips quiver. He hadn't realised how on the edge he was, but now that Eskel was carefully plucking open his belt and ties, Lambert felt like he'd shake apart.
"Hmm, think you need to relax a little," Eskel said, hot breath fluttering over the flushed skin of Lambert's prick as it sprang free. The tip was already wet, precum welling from the slit as Eskel's fingers ghosted over a vein on his shaft. Eskel descended on him like a man starved, swallowing him to the root in one go, and Lambert's head fell back helplessly.
"Fuck, both look amazing," Geralt breathed, rubbing slowly at the growing bulge of his codpiece. Lambert dragged his eyes away to look down at Eskel, lips stretched wide around the base of his cock as his throat squeezed tight.
"Es--esk--fuh--" Lambert gasped, fingers burying in the mop of black hair with its shitty fucking haircut that had been the same for about a hundred years, but just seeing it every winter made Lambert feel all sorts of ways, because fuck Eskel could slowly pull him apart without even trying, and -
Two big hands squeezed his arse, pulling Lambert closer until Eskel's nose pressed to his groin, and then the pressure was easing. Eskel pulled off, saliva and precum dripping down his chin, and Lambert groaned helplessly. "C'mon, just..."
"Hmm." Eskel didn't seem to care. He mouthed over Lambert's balls, sucking gently, swirling his tongue, feasting on the taste of sweat and arousal. The only thing keeping Lambert upright was the grip Eskel had on him, his belt buckle clattering loudly around his thighs as he shook. Chair legs scraped nearby as Geralt left his perch, moving to Eskel's back for a better view.
"Nice." Geralt tilted his head, admiring the slant of Lambert's cock over Eskel's face, the misty look in Lambert's eyes. Yeah, Lambert knew he was hot, even managed a faint smirk before his head flopped back again and Eskel growled hungrily against the tender skin of his sac.
"Can show you an even nicer one," Eskel said as he pulled away, and Lambert's mouth dropped open.
"Here?"
They were in one of the old workrooms. A few years back they'd converted it into a general living space. It was a damn sight easier to heat than the grand hall, and most of the beaten up furniture had been gathered from the crumbling rooms around the keep. There wasn't much; a few armchairs, the low coffee table scattered with cards. But it felt a little more illicit than Eskel's fucking bedroom.
"Yeah," Eskel replied lightly, spinning his forefinger in the air. "Put your hands on the table, spread your legs."
Lambert's breath hitched in his throat but Eskel's tone brooked no argument. They'd made a deal. The same deal for the last five years, and it had been Lambert who had let Geralt in on it so he shouldn't get coy now. And fuck, yeah, his arse was a masterpiece, so...
Lambert let his trews slide down his legs to pool around his still booted feet and turned. He planted his hands on the edges of the low table and arched his back, gratified by the hitched sigh of admiration from one of the men behind him. Yeah, he was hot. He knew it. And he spread his thighs a little more, dropping his shoulders, with a little shimmy of the hips. His shirt slid up his back, revealing an expanse of bronze skin with its myriad of scars.
"Mm, yeah, can see why you're keen," Geralt said, his speech a little slurred from the Gull and the ale. Clothing rustled, Eskel's chair creaked as it moved, and Lambert bit out a tight cry as a warm, wet tongue slid down his cleft.
"Fuck," Eskel growled from somewhere over Lambert's shoulder. "He likes that, don't you, little wolf? Always wanted Geralt to kiss your arse, how's it feel?"
"Hnng." Lambert couldn't manage words. Geralt was a fucking master with his tongue. Of course he was; there could be no other reason that the witch kept his whiny ass around. But fuck it was something else to be on the receiving end. Geralt spread Lambert open, thumbs pressing into firm muscles, and lapped slowly over his hole. Geralt teased him into desperate clenches as the tip of his tongue flicked over his rim, making him buck and wriggle. Lambert melted under Geralt's attention, moaning into the table as his cock hung hard and heavy, drooling a tick pool of precum onto his own Gwent card. It was so good. So much. But not enough. He could walk the precipice, hold on and not embarrass himself with how desperate he was.
When Geralt's tongue pressed inside him, Lambert's eyes clenched shut as he tried to stave off the climax pooling in his gut. Geralt seemed to sense his resistance, taking his cock even as he licked into his soft furl. It took only a few slow, firm tugs for Lambert to peak, cock thrusting through Geralt's grip as come wetted his fingers. Lambert felt the bluster of Geralt's breathy chuckle against his spit-slick hole and groaned.
"So good," Geralt said, almost to himself. His hand withdrew from between Lambert's thighs and in the next moment cum-wet fingers pressed into the buttery soft muscle of Lambert's arse, making his back bow like a bitch presenting. "He's desperate to be full, look at that."
Lambert managed to twist enough to glance over his shoulder. He could see Eskel in his peripheral, his huge dick free from his codpiece and slick with oil where he was fisting it slowly. Those honey eyes were watching Geralt and Lambert intently, his angular jaw slack, his lips damp. "Yeah... fuck me.." Lambert rasped. "Want you, big guy. Want you so bad."
Eskel hummed as Geralt stepped back, head cocked the side, gaze misty with want. "C'mon, come get what you want." He held his cock upright, large hand squeezing at the base, and Lambert's mouth went dry. Geralt was watching from behind the armchair, his mouth still wet and slick. They wanted him to go and impale himself. They knew this was what he'd wanted, who was he kidding? He could have beaten Eskel any other day, with any other price on offer. But being stuffed full of Eskel's cock wasn't an opportunity he could pass up, even if he would never outright ask for it.
Lambert staggered upright, his knees weaker than a foal's in spring, and shuffled back. He felt Eskel's steadying hand on his hip as he lowered himself, ankles and feet tangled in his trews and useless. Eskel liked that, though. He liked it when Lambert and as a little off kilter, unsteady, because it made him desperate. Lambert felt the tip of Eskel's prick line up, wet with oil, and knew the stretch was going to make his eyes water.
His arms shook under his own weight, hands braced on the arms of the chair, thighs spread as much as he could. He lowered in increments, the burn of Eskel's cock working inside him slowly. Fuck, it was so good. Eskel didn't rush him, didn't thrust, but Lambert could hear his breathing become more ragged as Lambert's body sucked at him with each lift.
After an agonising eternity, Lambert finally managed to work himself down Eskel's length to sit in his lap. He felt Geralt's hand slip beneath his chin, nails raking through his beard, and his mouth fell open in a silent plea. Geralt seemed to know, his fingers teasing over Lambert's full lips to press on his tongue. "He wants to be full both ends, huh?"
"He always does. Perfect hole. Fucking hot and desperate." Eskel ground his hips up, holding Lambert in place, and Lambert's eyes rolled back. "Ah ah," Eskel tapped him, "if you wanna be fucked, better get movin'."
Lambert gripped the arms of the chair and lifted his hips slowly, groaning at the ache that Eskel left behind as he eased out. When he rolled back down, the stretch was a little easier, but Eskel still ground over every sweet spot and nerve ending. Lambert needed more, he needed to feel speared open, needed Eskel's load leaking out of him. He bobbed faster, shallow at first as he found his rhythm, until he was bouncing in Eskel's lap, his head held back by Geralt's hand.
Eskel growled and snarled near his ear, teeth biting into his shoulder, and Lambert moaned around Geralt's fingers, spit sliding down his cheek and chin. They were prying him open, filling him up, Eskel's thick cock molding his body into shape. His biceps ached with the pressure of moving his body, but he didn't stop, couldn't stop, desperately chasing the pleasure.
"Need his mouth on me," Geralt grunted, his hand pulling away. Lambert's head fell forward just as Eskel pulled him down for a hard thrust, grinding his cock in deep and keeping Lambert pinned to his lap. Lambert watched Geralt circle the low table and then straddle the end, his ruddy cock sitting in the v of his open trews. Eskel lifted Lambert effortlessly, fat cock pulling free with an obscene noise, and forced him onto unsteady legs before pushing him down to the table.
"Time to breed you properly, little wolf." His voice was husky, raw from the deep, pleased growls torn from him by the desperate grip of Lambert's body. Lambert flopped forward, his knees spread wide, and let Geralt pull his head down. The salty musk filled his senses as he swallowed Geralt's cock, the hand in his hair tightened and he relaxed his neck, letting Geralt fuck his face with a gentle pressure.
Lambert groaned as Eskel took his hips and fed his cock back inside, bottoming out in one smooth thrust. The big wolf's answering moan rumbled through Lambert's entire body, and he arched his back low, his body submissive as Eskel thrust in deep. The angle was fucking perfect, Eskel's prick grinding over Lambert's sweet spot with every pass. Lambert had filled again, cock adding to the mess already on the table surface.
The wet sounds of Geralt's cock sliding past his lips, the slap of skin as Eskel fucked him open, were obscene. Lambert dissolved into the pleasure of it, moaning loudly and freely as he submitted to their hold. Every sense was flooded, overwhelmed, his body wrung out on a tightrope. He could feel Eskel's firm grip holding him in place and Geralt's in his hair. When Eskel shifted, broad chest pressing to Lambert's back, to grind into him deeper, Lambert wailed around Geralt's cock.
He could hear their lips meet, the slide of their tongues, their soft, desperate moans. They were kissing over him, their cocks buried to the root, his body pinned between them; he was their toy for the night, their plaything. Something special shared and enjoyed together. Lambert's eyes rolled back and he came hard so hard he saw lights behind his eye lids.
"Hng, fuck," Eskel grunted, drawing back to fuck Lambert hard through the aftershocks. Geralt spilled down Lambert's throat seconds later, teased over by the feral look on Eskel's face as he enjoyed the needy clench of Lambert's body. Lambert's knees spread wide as Eskel's hips stuttered, letting Eskel spill deep inside him with a satisfied groan. When Eskel pulled out, he teased a thumb against Lambert's puffy hole, making his lover buck on the table as oversensitivity made every muscle seize.
Geralt pulled his chin up. "Like that, don't you? Eskel coming inside you. Filing you up. Gonna keep you full all winter, little wolf. Keep your legs spread for us, use your pretty mouth." Geralt smoothed a thumb over Lambert's lower lip, and Lambert licked gently at the pad. "Fuck, you're perfect."
Eskel's fingers worked inside him and Geralt held him still, his back arched. They had him gasping and begging within moments, Eskel's fingers stroking over his prostate in slow, firm circles. "Please, please... Fuck, ah, Esk--" Lambert's entire body shook as they wrung another orgasm out of him, and then another. Geralt teased his nipples, tweaking them between finger and thumb, while Eskel fondled his balls, leaving his aching cock to leak onto the table. By the time they were done with him, tears of overstimulation leaked down Lambert's cheeks and only Geralt's arms kept him upright.
"Hmm, this winter's gonna be fun," Geralt murmured later, with Lambert snoozing on the rug by the fire. "Think he'll agree to free use?"
"Hope so. Wouldn't mind fucking him over a few tables." Eskel leaned down and threaded his fingers gently into Lambert's hair. He would make sure Lambert didn't regret throwing the match.
Summary: Lambert keeps misunderstanding veiled and/or clumsy propositions. (Last entry for @witcher-rarepair-summer-bingo! Also on AO3)Â
Geralt had beaten him again in the practice ring, stupid gods-damned mutations making for a winning combination no matter what clever tricks Lambert pulled out of his ass. And to make it all worse---worse!---Geraltâs last blow had snuck into his leather cuirass, a thrust turned into a slice turned into a torn-up piece of shit.
âUh,â Geralt said, already holding his hands out palm-up against the force of Lambertâs glare. âYouâd look better out of it. Let me help you with that.â He reached out.Â
Lambert tore the ripped armor off his chest and threw it at him. âHelpâs a bit useless now, dickhead!âÂ
He caught Eskel approaching in his peripheral vision, shaking his head at Geralt, and stormed off before he had to hear the âfriendly opponentsâ speech again. There was a new batch of White Gull that needed trying out. Maybe if he drank enough heâd forget that he was always going to be a lab rat from an inferior round of testing.Â
He left as soon as the ice melted that year, and said no farewells when he did.Â
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Lambert growled at the strap on his pauldron, pulling it as tight as he could. It hadnât been this stubborn at the beginning of the year---must have shrunk with all the bad weather heâd slogged through.
âGoing somewhere?â Eskel asked, leaning against Lambertâs doorframe.Â
âFucking fishing, if I can get this fucking armor to cooperate,â Lambert groused.
âHow about some help?â Eskel asked, suddenly behind him and talking in his ear, one hand on Lambertâs shoulder.Â
What the fuck was Eskel doing, trying to intimidate him? Like Lambert would be afraid of any Witcher. He glared and made himself stay still as Eskelâs hand slid down his arm to the pauldron strap---and pulled it off.Â
âHmm, youâve built up some muscle,â Eskel said, poking his bicep. Which, yeah, maybe, but---
âI was trying to keep that on,â Lambert said.Â
âI was hoping to help you take the rest of it off,â Eskel said, casual. âIt all looks pretty tight.â Â
Lambert finally whirled to face him. âWhat the fuck?â he asked. âYou want me to go fishing without my armor on?âÂ
Eskelâs face did a complicated thing that Lambert was too flustered, for some reason, to parse.Â
âYou want me to take some ice shrapnel bare-skinned?â Lambert asked. âNot to mention how much it keeps you warm. Fuck, did you really think Iâd go out there and freeze my balls off just cuz you batted your eyes and asked real pretty? Thought you werenât that much of an asshole.â    Â
âI...uh...â Eskel stammered. âSorry. Fishing. Right. Have fun with that.â He walked off in the direction of Geraltâs room.
Lambert would have fun fishing. With his armor on. And now he had to start fighting his pauldron all over again, thanks to Eskelâs interference. Meliteleâs methane farts. Â
---Â Â
âCoĂ«n!â Lambert said, surprised to be met at the gate. Heâd expected to be the first one at the keep, up the trail early with a wrist that had healed wrong and could use someone with two free hands to rebreak and set it. The fiend had had the worse end of the fight, dead and scavenged when Lambert had awoken, but heâd been unconscious long enough for his wrist to fuck itself up---at least a day and a half, maybe longer.Â
âLambert,â CoĂ«n said with a friendly nod. âGuess we both had a hard year on the Path.â He rubbed at his shoulder; bandages poked out from beneath his shirt.Â
No horses in the stable. âWeâre the only two here?â Lambert asked to confirm.Â
 âEven Vesemirâs down at Ard Carraigh, picking up some supplies,â CoĂ«n said. He hesitated. âSince itâs only us...do you want to, you know...polish some armor together?âÂ
Lambert stared. âWhat?â he asked. Griffins were known for their courtly manners and good hygiene, but polishing armor?Â
âYou know, do some personal polishing,â CoĂ«n said, weirdly intent. âReally make sure our swords are looking good.âÂ
Lambert bristled. âI know my shit needs a good scrubbing, but you donât have to point it out as soon as I get here!âÂ
CoĂ«n startled. âWait, what?âÂ
âListen, doing anything is a bitch and half with this wrist fucked up like it is, let alone keeping my oh-so-precious armor polished to shining knight standards!â Lambert ranted. âI want the kitchen and a bed, in that order, and if my hideous stench offends you so much, you donât have to be around it!âÂ
âI---â CoĂ«nâs mouth dropped open, and then he drew himself up into that Griffin formality, straight-backed and earnest. âIâm sorry, I didnât mean to offend. Listen, if your...wrist troubles...ever bother you and you need some relief, Iâm here for you, all right?âÂ
Lambertâs shoulders dropped. âYeah, youâre all right. Guess I didnât need to shout; just need a meal in me. Catch you tomorrow for sparring?â
CoĂ«n nodded and beat a quick retreat.Â
Little spats like that were always easier with CoĂ«n, who was as placid as Lambert was reactive. Not much shared history, either, which helped. Still, Lambert kept from cleaning his gear throughout most of that winter; if dirty armor bothered CoĂ«n that much, he could polish it himself.Â
This lasted until Eskel finally got tired of the smell and threw him, fully armored, into the hot springs. But even then, Lambert got to collect on a bet with Geralt that one of the others would break before Midwinter, so it wasnât too bad. Â
---
âYou look good out of your armor,â Geralt told him the next year, both of them steaming next to each other in the hot springs.Â
The latest match between them had ended in a draw, and the hot water had Lambertâs muscles warm and loose, too pleasantly unspooled for him to bother tensing up like he usually would at that kind of dig. âYeah, yeah,â he said instead, leaning his head back against the stone ledge behind them. âNot everyone can afford that mastercrafted shit.âÂ
Geralt sighed next to him. âJust meant that you look nice. Healthy,â he said.Â
Lambert glanced at him; he had a little smile on his face like he actually meant it. âWell, fuck, I guess youâd be the expert on looking nice, pretty boy, so Iâll have to believe you.âÂ
Geralt snorted. âYou catch a Wtcher with an exfoliator one time,â he said, bringing them back to familiar ground.Â
âIf you werenât gonna use it, you wouldâve left it with that bard of yours,â Lambert said, as he always did when the subject of the cute little pumice stone that theyâd found in Geraltâs saddlebags came up. Â
Geralt got out a few minutes later, water sluicing off of him attractively. Too bad Geralt wasnât the kind of guy who went for mouthy assholes like Lambert.Â
---
The Cat, small and wiry, leaned into his space. âThat was a nice killshot,â he said. âWe make a pretty good team.âÂ
Lambert hesitated, but it had been pretty good teamwork, the Cat herding the troll into a tight spot so Lambert could take it out with a concussive bomb. âThanks,â he said, and âSplit the reward?â just to make sure they were square about it.  Â
âHalf and half,â the Cat confirmed. âNameâs Aiden,â he added, his plump mouth curled into a mischief-making smile. âYou got a name, Wolf?âÂ
âLambert,â Lambert said. He stepped closer, drawn in by the smile despite himself.Â
âWell, Lambert, I think youâre hot. You want to go find somewhere to take our armor off and fuck?âÂ
Lambert looked Aiden up and down, from the braids curled tightly against his head to the pointy tips of his soft-soled boots. Pretty. Straightforward, too, especially for a Cat, which was nice. And no Witcher was ever really disarmed so long as they had the use of their fingers. âYeah,â he said finally. âYeah, I guess Iâd like that.âÂ
âLet me help you get started,â Aiden said, and he pulled Lambert into a kiss, slow and sweet, until Lambertâs breath caught in his throat from the building heat of it. âThereâs the first bit down,â he said, poking his finger at Lambertâs cheek, which was creased with a smile.Â
âThatâs called a fucking face, you metaphorical twat,â Lambert said. âHere, Iâll show you what taking armor off really looks like,â and he pulled at the straps on Aidenâs breastplate.
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A few months later, Aiden, his head on Lambertâs lap for post-coital petting, laughed when Lambert told him the story of the season of smelly armor. âYou know thatâs a euphemism for Griffins, right? Polishing armor?â He said it with a waggle of his eyebrows and a lewd gesture.Â
Lambert stopped petting him. âWhat the fuck,â he said. âI was getting propositioned?â He ran through the last few conversations heâd had about armor. âWait,â he said. âIs that what it means when someone puts their hand on your shoulder and says youâd look better with your armor off?âÂ
Aiden cackled and pressed his face into Lambertâs stomach. âAll this time, you could have been getting dicked down at that keep of yours!â he said, biting at Lambertâs hairy thigh.Â
âDicked down by euphemistic assholes,â Lambert grumbled, widening his legs to give Aiden more room to lengthen a chain of hickeys heâd left earlier.
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âHey, pretty boy,â Lambert said that winter. âYour dick would look even prettier without that armor. Let me help you with that.âÂ
Geralt burst out laughing, but he was good in bed, wicked and dryly funny, so Lambert spent the winter well-fucked and sated. And anyway, his line had worked, hadnât it? Unlike the lines from certain other assholes.Â
ââHelping with armor,ââ Lambert grumbled to himself while giving his literal armor its winter cleaning. âMy ass.â The pass looked like it would be open soon, sun starting to shine more each day.Â
âWe could help with your ass instead?â Geralt offered from the doorway, Eskel and CoĂ«n beside him. âIf youâre not too busy.â Geralt smirked. Eskel and CoĂ«n smiled. They were literally looking down at him, what with Lambert kneeling to scrub his chest plate, but it didnât feel like they were looking down on him.  Â
Lambert considered the possibility for a moment. Fun, probably, and heâd enjoy telling Aiden about it in the spring. âGuess I can take some time out of my busy schedule,â he said, and he followed them to Geraltâs room, leaving his armor behind him, forgotten. Â
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âAre you ready, love?â
 Geralt blinked at his boyfriend and smiled softly before he nodded. Amber eyes watched as Lambert fiddled with the tripod heâd set up at the foot of the bed one last time, then skirted around the similar camera setup on the left hand side ââto catch all the angles, babeâ, Lambert had said the first time theyâd done anything like this all those months agoâ before he finally clambered onto the bed.Â
 âHiâŠâ Lambert said playfully, a crooked little smile on his face as he settled next to Geralt. Gods, he was handsome, and Geralt counted his lucky stars every day that he had such a wonderful person he could call his own.
 âHey. Come here often?â It was a battle to keep himself from grinning as he joked with the redhead. When Lambert let out a bark of laughter and tossed his head back, Geralt found himself laughing too, grinning as Lambert leaned in close, still chuckling to himself.Â
 âFunnily enough, I come here plenty,â if the implication behind his words wasnât clear enough, Lambert reached a long arm down to pat at Geraltâs hip, long fingers spreading out to give one ass cheek a playful squeeze.
Geralt shuddered under his loverâs touch and leaned up to chase his lips, claiming them in a soft press of lips that quickly grew in intensity. Lambertâs hand on his ass started to grope, squeezing soft flesh as their mouths moved together. A groan escaped the redhead as Geralt brought one thigh up over Lambertâs, bringing their hips into contact at last.Â
 âFucking hell, Ger,â Lambert gasped as he broke their kiss. They didnât stay separated for long, though, as Lambert began trailing kisses over his stubbled jaw, up over warm cheeks and high cheekbones. Every point where they touched felt like tiny sparks of lightning, and Geralt couldnât get enough.Â
 âFuck me, Lam. Please.â Geralt had never been above begging, but he knew their paying audience liked when he was whiny, needy with it, so he made sure to add a little extra breathiness to his voice. At the same time he brought a hand between them to stroke over Lambertâs bare chest. He couldnât help but smile as his lover gasped when he ran the pad of his thumb over a cherry red nipple and used the momentary distraction to capture his lips again.Â
 This time as they kissed, it was almost a fight for dominance. Lambertâs large hand came up to cup Geraltâs face, fingers gliding back into long white hair at the same time as Geralt held onto the back of Lambertâs neck, as if trying to keep him still as he plunged his tongue into the redheadâs mouth.Â
 ââM ready, Lam,â Geralt spoke quietly in between kisses, hopefully too quiet for the camera to pick up. With a soft nip to his bottom lip, Lambert nodded and began to ease himself off, letting Geralt shift positions so he was laid on his back, blinking up at his gorgeous, wild looking lover adoringly.
 âGonna take you apart, pretty boy,â Lambertâs words were as much for their audience as they were for Geralt, but that didnât matter. Sure, their fans loved when Lambert would run his mouth during a scene, they loved how Geralt would react, as a six-foot-plus, built like a bodybuilder man, to being called pretty or sweetheart or, everyoneâs favourite, a good little boy. What mattered was how the praise made Geraltâs heart race and his mouth go dry.
 All he could do was nod in response, lost for words as Lambert smirked down at him. He began to bring his knees up instinctively, making space for his loverâs broad frame between his spread thighs.Â
 Before getting himself in position, Lambert got up to move one of the tripods. Geralt had once thought that pausing what they were doing to adjust camera angles would be awkward and potentially kill the mood, but watching those competent hands fiddle with knobs and play with the lenses was surprisingly hot. He swung one of his legs idly as he watched, biting his lip as he thought of what else those fingers could do.
 âGonna eat you out, babe. Get you all nice and wet. That sound good?â Usually theyâd cut out the scene adjustments, but the way Lambert was running his mouth, Geralt knew theyâd have to keep it in. The filth heâd spew was too fucking hot to leave on the cutting room floor, and he knew as he squirmed on the bed, hands curling into fists to grab hold of the bedsheets under him and a quiet little whine slipping from his lips, Lambert would agree.Â
 âKnees all the way up, Ger. Thatâs a good boy.â There he went again, dropping a âgood boyâ on Geralt like it didnât make him swoon like something out of a romance novel. He could feel his cheeks burning as he flushed hot, the colour no doubt spreading down his neck and staining his chest, the praise in Lambertâs words and the love in his eyes making Geraltâs cock throb against his abdomen almost as much as he felt his heart swell.
 Lambert licked his lips as he settled between Geraltâs thighs, casting a playful wink up at him before those big hands curled around his thighs and pulled Geralt to where he wanted him. Geralt had a moment to think on how wonderful Lambertâs short beard would feel against his ass and on his inner thighs âthough heâd bitch and moan about the beard burn later, it always felt amazing in the momentâ before he lost all coherent thoughts.Â
 He started with broad strokes, lapping almost the full stretch of the cleft before placing a sucking little kiss against Geraltâs perineum. With every pass of his tongue, Geralt moaned up at the ceiling, his fists clenching and unclenching and his toes curling.
 âLâLam, I, fuck!â Geralt knew he was babbling but as Lambert leaned back so he could dribble a fat gob of spit down Geraltâs perineum and over his twitching hole, he fully whined. Between his thighs, Lambert laughed, letting his head hang a little so all Geralt could see was a mess of red curls.Â
 Fingers tangled through the messy strands and tugged lightly, encouraging Lambert to get back to work.Â
 âI know, baby, I know.â Lifting his head again, Lambert scattered kisses over Geraltâs inner thigh, biting down gently on the plush swell of one ass cheek. He kissed his way back to Geraltâs entrance, stiffening his tongue into a firm point as he circled the twitching muscle slowly.Â
 The first slight press inside has Geraltâs eyes rolling, a deep groan spilling from him as his toes curl. Lambert hums, pleased with the reaction, and strokes a hand over rock hard abs, scratching through body hair at warm skin.Â
 Geraltâs legs started to twitch almost uncontrollably with every flick of Lambertâs clever tongue, the feel of saliva running down his crack and the bump of a nose against his balls. Letting go of the bedsheet beneath him, he curled the fingers of one hand into his own thigh, using the grip to pull his leg up and open and allowing Lambert more room to work with. Of course, it had the added benefit of opening himself up further, allowing the tongue working inside him to slip slightly deeper.Â
 âOh, oh fuck! Lambert!â Geralt almost knocked Lambert from between his legs when he eased a finger alongside his tongue, quickly followed by a second, with how violently he jerked his entire body. Lambert moved with him, though, in tune with Geraltâs body enough to anticipate his movements.Â
 The snick of a lube bottle being opened had Geralt lifting his head and peering down at Lambert between his legs, panting heavily with his mouth hanging open. His tongue flicked out to wet his lips, and he distantly thought âyeah, the fansâll love thisâ before telling that part of his brain to shut up and just enjoy himself.
 Geralt jumped slightly as cold lube trickled over where Lambertâs fingers were inside him. The bastard couldâve warmed it up, but one look at the heat in his loverâs eyes told Geralt just how desperate to get on with things he was as well.Â
 The stretch of two fingers soon became three and Geralt felt like sobbing he was so turned on, so desperate to be filled, and he babbled as much to Lambert and to the cameras as he rocked his hips back down into Lambertâs hand.Â
 âFuck me, please Lam, Iâneed you in me, pleaseâŠâ his voice sounded desperate even to his own ears, so lord knew how it sounded to his lover, to the fans whoâd pay good money to watch.Â
 âOkay baby, okay. Just, fuck, just. Hold onâŠâ Lambert sounded as desperate as he did. Geralt watched through half lidded eyes as Lambert fisted his own hard length, mouth all but watering at the sight. God, he wished he could have a taste, but no. No, he needed to feel full, desperately so.Â
 The first press of Lambertâs cock against his hole always took Geraltâs breath away. He was so big, well proportioned with a long, thick prick that matched everything else about him. It made Geraltâs mouth water, set off his oral fixation like nothing else ever had, and he found himself more often than not wanting to feel split open on it.Â
 Lambert was so careful and considerate, too, slowly sinking an inch deeper and cooing quietly about how good Geralt was, how gorgeous he looked, how much he loved him. Each inch deeper made Geralt feel more and more desperate, so close to what he craved. He reached a hand up to paw at Lambertâs broad chest; stroking up over hard abs, pausing to squeeze one pec weakly, before finally landing on his shoulder and tugging, wanting Lambert to lean down so he couldâ
 Yes, yes, this was perfect. Their mouths moved together messily, Geralt panting as Lambert licked at his teeth and sucked at his tongue. And still, his hips kept moving, slow rocks of his hips until he finally bottomed out, making them both groan. Geralt could feel his nails digging into Lambertâs shoulders where he was holding on for dear life, but as his lover looked at him with a perfect mix of adoration and desire, Geralt figured he didnât really mind.Â
 âLambert, please,â he whined, trying his best to look pleadingly up at his boyfriend, biting down on his full bottom lip only for a thick thumb to press just under it, gently tugging it free.Â
 Another whine slipped from him as Lambert leaned up and away, angling his upper body to give Geralt âand the cameraâ a good view. Maybe he could trade off kisses for admiring the way his abdominal muscles stretched and contracted.Â
 Lambert didnât waste a moment, setting a hard, fast pace using both hands to push one of Geraltâs legs up towards his chest and the other out to the side. Every rock of his hips had red hair swaying, muscles twitching, and Geralt couldnât stop staring at the veins standing out beneath his abs, leading down into the neatly trimmed nest of pubic hair above his cock.Â
 âYou look gorgeous, Geralt. Feel so fucking goodâŠâ itâs Lambertâs turn to babble as Geralt gasps for breath. âCould spend my whole life fucking into this tight little hole,â as he spoke, Lambert let his hand brush over Geraltâs inner thigh to pry the globes of his ass further apart, making his hole tighten at the stretch.Â
 âFuâ fuck, Lam. âM all yours, fuck me. Mark meâŠâ a full body shudder ran through Geralt when Lambert growled in response to his words and somehow set a more punishing pace. One large hand moved to wrap around his prick, sweeping through precome to slick the way as Lambert began pumping his fist, stroking Geralt in time to the hard thrust of his hips.Â
 âYou gonna cum for me, baby? Câmon, pretty boy. Wanna see you make a messâŠâ and that was it.Â
 Geralt wailed as he finally came, ropes of cum shooting across his stomach and his pecs, one spurt almost hitting his chin. His back arched off the mattress as Lambert kept stroking him even as he grew oversensitive.
 âAh, Lam. Lam, âs too much,â reaching a hand out somewhat fumblingly, Geralt tried to knock Lambertâs hand away weakly. It seemed like he got the message as Lambert quickly moved to grip Geralt by the waist and pull him down onto his cock as his thrusts got harder, faster, more frantic as he chased his own orgasm down blindly.Â
 âGer, fuâ Geralt!â The sound that left Lambert as he filled Geralt with his spend was animalistic, a deep, loud growl from deep within his chest. Fuck, if it didnât make his dick twitch with faint interest.Â
 Filthily, Lambert ground himself into Geralt, making sure every load was shot deep inside him. He didnât know if he was imagining the squelch he could hear, but fuck, if that wasnât hot.Â
 Blindly fumbling under his pillow, Geralt pulled out his phone and handed it to Lambert. He watched through sleepy eyes as his lover tapped at the screen, opening the camera app.
 Geralt made a vaguely distressed sound as Lambert slowly pulled out, his hole clenching weakly as if trying to keep him there. He turned it into a quiet sigh as he spread his legs as far as he could, letting Lambert film the slow trickle of cum leaking from him with every muscle twitch.Â
 The phone hitting the bed signalled to Geralt that they were done. Peering at his smug looking lover, Geralt spared him a tired smile.Â
 âClean me up?â He asked, voice sounding scratchy and worn as he luxuriated on the bed, swirling a finger though his own spend where it lay splattered across his skin.
 Not one to be outdone, Lambert swept a thick finger over Geraltâs loose hole, gathering up his cum and ducking his finger clean before smirking.Â
Summary:Â Geralt both hates and loves winters at Kaer Morhen, but in recent years, the pain in his knee has only gotten worse, which seriously dampens his mood and makes winters more and more unbearable as the years go on. Sometimes, Geralt considers wintering in Corvo Bianco, or even in the City of Golden Towers with Ciri in the Emperorâs palace, where the milder winters would be kinder on his injured knee. But his family is up in the North, and Geralt will endure a few months of physical discomfort if it means spending time with his lovers and Vesemir.
Warnings: canonically disabled character, angst
Geralt both loves and hates the winters at Kaer Morhen.
He loves the peace and quiet he enjoys in the only home he truly remembers. The keep is a safe haven, a place where Geralt can just be without feeling the crushing weight of responsibility and duty on his shoulders. Kaer Morhen is where his family is, where Vesemir awaits the return of his three surviving pups with a pot of steaming stew, warmed up ale, and other treats that the witchers so rarely get to enjoy on the Path. Kaer Morhen is where Eskel and Lambert are, welcoming Geralt back home with warm embraces, desperate kisses, and tender caresses. The keep is the only place where the three witchers feel safe enough to openly show their affection for each other, away from prying eyes and judgemental comments they so often face in the world outside of Kaer Morhen. This ramshackle castle is Geraltâs home , a home he cherishes and would defend with his life if it came to it.
Kaer Morhen, for all the safety and small comforts Geralt associates the place with, does come with its drawbacks. The castle is closer to a ruin now. The place that once was inhabited by hundreds is far too big now for the four surviving wolf witchers. Returning to his dilapidated home is always bittersweet for Geralt. Kaer Morhen evokes all sorts of memories. The better ones involve Geralt and Eskel painting the castle red with their (mostly) harmless pranks, two mischievous boys who found solace in each other in this strange and foreign place. Geralt also fondly remembers other boys in his year; Aubry, Gweld and Gardis, who all bunked in the same dormitory as Eskel and Geralt. Frank occasionally joined them too, though he was quieter and usually stuck to Aubry like glue.
Some memories Geralt tries not to linger on. The trials, the sacking, the Tournament, the drills, receiving a beating in master Rennesâ office, dead boys being carried out to the funeral pyres when they failed to survive the Grasses. Those memories Geralt works so hard to repress have a way of resurfacing the second he steps foot inside the keep. Sometimes, Geralt looks up and sees Eskel staring absently in the distance, glassy-eyed and drunk on black gull, lost so far in the whirlwind of his own tormented mind that Geralt cannot hope to pull him back. Other times, Geralt catches Lambert wiping his eyes angrily with the back of his hand when he comes back from his fishing trip near the lake. Geralt recently found out that Lambert always goes on a pilgrimage to the caves north of Kaer Morhen, Old Speartipâs dwelling place before Lambert and Geralt killed him several years prior, to honour the memory of his dear friend Voltehre.
Geralt both loves and hates winters at Kaer Morhen, but the most challenging aspect for him is the cold. The biting wind and harsh winter temperatures manage to seep through every crack, hole, and fissure in the walls, lesions which are far too numerous for only four witchers to keep on top of every winter. Keeping the fires going every winter is no straightforward task. At the height of winter, the snow has a way of trapping the witchers inside and considerably complicating the task of leaving their sanctuary to gather and chop up firewood. Although Geralt has his lovers to keep him warm, even the human furnaces that are Eskel and Lambert cannot soothe the way the nerves in Geraltâs knees flare up during the winter months. Sometimes the pain is so intense that Geraltâs entire leg seizes up, making it impossible for him to get out of bed without hobbling. Itâs degrading, even more so when Eskel has to support him so Geralt doesnât faceplant the floor, or when Lambert has to carry him to the hot springs, the kitchen, or even the privy because Geralt feels lightheaded from the pain.
Geralt both hates and loves winters at Kaer Morhen, but in recent years, the pain in his knee has only gotten worse, which seriously dampens his mood and makes winters more and more unbearable as the years go on. Sometimes, Geralt considers wintering in Corvo Bianco, or even in the City of Golden Towers with Ciri in the Emperorâs palace, where the milder winters would be kinder on his injured knee. But his family is up in the North, and Geralt will endure a few months of physical discomfort if it means spending time with his lovers and Vesemir.
Lambert and Geralt chilling together at Corvo Bianco đ (Lambert believes Geralt is asleep and feels more comfortable about letting himself be softer đ„șđ„ș).