i was looking up a 'not now kitten' meme for a lambden joke but now i have found way to many that work and im crying

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i was looking up a 'not now kitten' meme for a lambden joke but now i have found way to many that work and im crying

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maybe someday they won't get cock-blocked but personally I doubt it.
New Laiden fic! Look Out Below, in which Lambert gets in trouble and Aiden is helpful.
“Muzzle that dog,” the lord says, waving a hand at Lambert, and the guards close in around him.
We all know Aiden's Wolf is both a polyglot and really prone to cursing (Aiden would probably phrase it as 'Lam has a very talented tongue' and winking as suggestively as possible while he says it!)
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I was inspired a little while back by this post about playing bingo with Witcher ships - there are a bunch of fun tropes common to LambertxAiden on one of the cards! I dunno if I'll make 'bingo' yet, but the idea for this popped into my mind when I looked at the card and I had to draw it! (I apologize if any of the cursing doesn't make sense - I do not speak nearly as many languages and Lambert theoretically does and thus used a really quick and not-at-all-thorough google search to some up with placeholder text).)
Lambert's suffering from high toxicity after a hunt but luckily he has someone to help him out...
Huge thanks to @shy-urban-hobbit for all the motivation, ily friend <3, please read her fic inspired by it because it's sending me!!!!! All her stuff is amazing!

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"hey we noticed you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe, wanna fight about it?"
Lambert/Aiden for december because...why not?
Lambert would be the kind of person that's just so proud of being married, he'd always walk around calling Aiden his husband like that title comes with five gold stars (because to him it does).
"My 🌟✨Husband✨🌟✨ said 'no punching' so today's your lucky day."
"As I've discussed this matter with my✨🌟✨Husband🌟🌟 Aiden, we've come to the conclusion that...."
"🌟✨🌟Husband✨🌟" - "Yes, I am, baby." :)