#lambhorns

Okay I’ll give a quick 5!

One time I kept kai up the majority of the night because we were just relaxing after u know wink wink anyway and then I started laughing my ass off over that ‘yer a wizard harry’ video bc it just randomly popped into my head and I was watching it on repeat like 5 seconds after I remembered it existed, it was a complete mess to say the least but it’s so good

In the ‘before days’ when we loved to hate each other (fucking homestuck days I s2g) because kai was like hey!!! i need to fill my quadrants!! anyway bad days, so we were just going through weird porn blogs on tumblr over tinychat and then I found this gif of an octopus and a girl and that was not pee that was not. pee. I’m p sure it will haunt us for the rest of our days

one time we were making out and i made a farting noise with my mouth because I forgot to breathe and kai didnt understand that I was trying to pull away and he kept pulling me in (okay I have this habit of being a teasing little bitch so I wouldn’t b surprised if he thought he was just me trying to pull a stunt) and I was like no seriously I’m dangerously breathless right now I’m going to pass out, so I improvised and just let one orally rip (two birds 1 stone) it ended in me cackling and choking on air as i rolled away victorious and he just looked stunned for so long

Kai also gets ridiculous giggles when I blow raspberries on his stomach, like RIDICULOUS giggles it’s great I’m the raspberry blowing master and he’s the perfect victim for my shenanigans (-:<

we r hair twins i love it

I have so many oh god this is going to be a mission to think of the best one.Let me list 5 that I can really think of rn

well there was the first time we met in person and that was an overall emotional time, I legitimately dropped all of my shit in the terminal corridor and sprinted towards him crying like a little bitch and basically tackled him into a hug and I was a shaking mess it was embarrassing

later I asked to go to the loo and he was like sure so we went and when we went into the bathroom I was like i don’t actually need to pee I just wanted to kiss you and so I did and he was so flustered like I have never seen a cuter thing in my life

we were at this christmas in the park thing and this lady came up to us gushing about our outfits and she said we were absolutely stunning etc etc and then she was like “oh it’s so lovely are you two sisters?” and we were like uhm….. best…. friends (cackles) and she was like ah! well let me pray for you beautiful, beautiful girls and then she held our hands and was legit praying for us and I was like…. omfg we’re the most raging gays on the planet I cannot believe this but it was actually really sweet

we got completely and utterly fucking lost in Luxembourg for a few hours it was HELL

i thought i was the only one who noticed

happy bday lambhorns