#lambanwolf

Tank heaved a frustrated sigh as he shuffled his way down the sidewalk, headed nowhere in particular.

He was by no means a specialist in interdimensional travel, but it had to be astronomically unlikely to get spirited off to another world more than once, right? At least the first time he hadn’t been alone; together with his comrades, they’d begun to eke out a new living in Ponyville despite being stripped of their belongings and even their original bodies... but all he had now was a hotel room.

Hakuno’s survey of the town brought her to the graveyard; she was unaware Stella City even had a graveyard. After all, she was under the impression that no one died. Maybe it was only the humans who didn’t die and this graveyard was for sheep?

She rubbed her hands over the graves as she walked past them, reading the names of each. No one she seemed to recognize. Not even a language she recognized, but she was somehow able to understand it anyway. Probably the same way everyone is able to understand what everyone else is saying.

No worries, there’s no way you could ever let me down! They’ve been put on hiatus for you until June 9th!

The stars have predicted the following kind of year for Lamb:

[ Love ] Fantastic luckSomeone dear to you has pulled wool over your eyes; shear them before it overgrows.[ Wealth ] Moderate luckBe brave enough to wait, defaulting to patience and awaiting the time to strike. [ Social ] Moderate luckWhen in anger, sing the alphabet.[ Health ] Good luckRun.[ Work ] Bad luckStop fighting the wind, and work with it -- compromise is the key to getting out of the storm.

The stars have predicted the following kind of year for Wolf:

Woop woop! Glad you see you.. both?  Glad to see you!

You’ll be hunky honky doory at home in Moonpie Motel Room #05!! Got lots of cool peeps nearby