Would u rather date Tuca or Bertie? And you can't date Bertie just to get to Speckle, we all love him but that's not cool man.
Not to sound fake, but I don’t want to date Speckle XD. I’d date the sexy plant lady neighbor. No wait. That wasn’t the question, was it.
Hm, Tuca is fun but she would also drive me fucking crazy in the long run. I don’t want to have to murder her so it’s better if we’re just friends! :3 So I’d date Bertie. She can bake crunts and we all know the way to my heart goes through my stomach. That’s a perfect fit. And I will enlist Tuca so we can secretly beat up Pastry Pete. He hurt our lil bird. We can’t have that.














