#ladkug

kugelmugel is sitting, fully clothed and silent, on a toilet. he is eating tangerines out of a fruitcup with his fingers, surrounded by two or three empty fruitcups and one unopened one. suddenly the bathroom door opens to reveal ladonia, wrapped in a towel and clutching a bag of sweets and his cellular device. he stares at kugel for a moment, wondering why the fuck there is a human in his restroom.

“what th-”

“hello, ladonia.”

“-” “are you eating tangerines?”

“yea”

“how’d you get into sverige’s house--?”

“art.”

“why?”

“hungry.”

“i-- okay. i’ll just,,,, come back later,,,,”

tl;dr - kugelmugel broke into sweden’s house with numerous tangerine fruit cups so that he could consume them with his fingers in the restroom.