#labexperimenttm

because i stubbornly refuse to acknowledge that john is not a canon mcu character and because i could not possibly pick my favorite mcu ship for john in a million years because i love all of them (if i HAD to, it’d probably be john/bucky solely bc it’s the one i write the most??? since i have i think like… five bucky’s oops) BUT UH SO EXCLUDING THE MCU, THAT MEANS THERE IS ONLY ONE CROSSOVER SHIP THAT I WRITE, and that’s john/caroline aka JOHN’S WIFE AND THE MOTHER OF HIS TWELVE CHILDREN, with @seesgood

          “Steeeve, everything’s awful and the universe is trying to kill me.” He draped himself over the back of the couch with his arms going over Steve’s head, very intent on staying there until his problems somehow resolved themselves. Tony’s also a fan of messing with the other’s hair when the opportunity presented itself. “My favorite coffee maker killed itself and no one understands the pain I am going through.”

“Wait...no. Bad idea. Don’t do that Steve.”

“Oh h--, mhm..” It’s a soft sound that leaves his lips when he’s swept into the deep kiss, his own arms wrapping around a familiar form, lips finding a rhythm against Steves with ease. When they broke apart he grinned, all pearly white teeth, “Well hey there gorgeous, long time no see. Ya’ miss me?”

“I’m so sorry I don’t wanna fight with you today. You can shut up and sit with me if you like while I suffer and deal with this headache.” 

@labexperimenttm

steve’s trying so hard but the sounds are getting fuzzy and the more he tries the louder the banging is in his head. he feels his eyes drifting shut and he just....he can’t. he can’t keep them open anymore, they feel too heavy. everything is just...too much.

Also Sarah: Boy, I birthed you into this world and I can take you out of it.