would Kyle invite Cartman to his wedding (to Charli, Nichole, your choice)? if only so he doesn't show up uninvited and to mitigate disaster.
To Nichole: Yes, but only because Cartman probably corners Nichole alone and guilt trips her with some shit about how they're childhood friends and he wants to be there with Kenny and Stan. Some sob story.
To Charli: Yes, because it's too much work to make contingency plans excluding him. In addition to planning the wedding they have college courses and Eli. They're exhausted. They put Kenny on Cartman wrangling duty. If it looks like he's too close to a microphone or raising a glass to give a speech? Tackle him. If he might say something racist to Charli's dad? Tackle him. If he makes Elijah laugh again or gives him too much cake? Tackle him.



















