#kyle ghosts

Jay: *eating cookie dough for breakfast*

It was kind of crack at first, but the more I thought about it, the more perfect it got.

Think about it, Kyle is looking for someone who can accept his condition. Bela not only knows that he can see ghosts, but she'd be totally into that. She wouldn't love him in spite of his ability, it would greatly add on to her adoration. Bela has a thing for ghosts and she wants somebody who isn't weirded out by that. Kyle knows ghosts are real and he's even shown himself to be more invested in helping them out then Sam is, in some instances.

Plus, Bela is wild and deserves somebody who is wild like her. Kyle is only a few more seagull facepalms away from crazy. The man talks to random ghosts he meets in public settings. He broke into someone's house. He made a pass at a married lady (morally questionable but certainly daring). He schemed with ghosts to get the husband of aformentionned married lady to like him. He's more then thrilled to babysit a bunch of dead people and spend Thanksgiving with a couple who barely tolerate him. He went to jail. You cannot tell me Bela wouldn't be into that.

They know about each other. They chat. Kyle told Bela the hot goss about Sam's book signing. I'm not 100% that Bela hasn't made a comment about how she'd totally date him if Eric wasn't in the picture. It's perfect.

Plus, you cannot convince me that Kyle, in all his travels, has never once met ghost with powers like Sass, and done something about it. The man is a freak. He's totally hooked up with a ghost at least once.

They would match each other's freak so well. They'd be staying at a random motel, meet the ghost of a Georgian milkmaid named Martha, and in the morning Bela would tell Kyle "Hey btw, Martha, you and I had a threesome in my dream last night" and Kyle would just be like "Nice."

Totally what happened hahah…not coping at ALL!!/silly

They and Uncle Kyle have a golden retriever/black cat duo ship, but they viewed Uncle Kyle as the golden retriever and themselves as the black cat. "How can you ignore those cute dog eyes!" "I don't have dog eyes." "You kinda do Kyle." "Really Jay?!"

Uncle Sassy rarely enters their dreams, because Sam and Jay specifically ask him not to. (Even if he did, he wasn't going to influence their decisions like that.) On the rare occasions that he does, their dreams are full of space adventures and fantasy like their Dad.

They call Frank (Sam's dad) Nana and Diana (Frank's girlfriend) Nani, for the maternal grandparent names in Hindu.

They say that Aunt Joan is the greatest screenwriter of all time. "Oh! Well" flustered "thank you darling." "You're welcome Aunt Joan!"

They really like the pet names their family gives to them. So much so that they will repeat back the first time the use it. "Wait, you called me darling!" "Because you are a darling." blushes "Thank you Aunt Joan."

They're going to have a big friend group! They have 7 BFF's since elementary school and they will remain that way till the end of time.

Dad introduce them to D&D, their first character being a Druid and Jay comes to find out that they make a pretty good DM.

They wear Flower's ring that was dug up from her gravesite. "{Child's Name}, we got the same ring!" "Yeah Aunt Flower, it's your ring. Do you mind me wearing it?" "No! I love that we're wearing the same ring. Twinsies!" Precious child giggles fill the room

Their favorite fast food is Sonic.

They watch football with Dad and soccer with Uncle Kyle.

Kinda want Kyle to helo Sam in teaching her how to say no to ghosts, could be a cool way to bring him back + possible Jay + Kyle shenanigans ?? ( I want them to be frenemies to bad. Need more human interactions !!!! )

Yesss the shenanigans need to shenanigan

My brain was thinking of the Barbie life in the dreamhouse episode with Ken and Ryan pet-sitting for Barbie and I feel like we need that energy but also we need Kyle to respect boundaries