I saw that your requests were open so I was wondering if you could do Asahi x reader? Maybe relationship headcannons? You can have creative liberty with everything else though.
Thank you ^^
ofc Anon, happy to help ya out! This is my first time writing for Asahi, but honestly it should be pretty easy, because Iām an asahi Kinnie. Love yāall sm, if you liked this, make sure to like, follow, and if you curios, just ask
warnings: Swearing, crack, fluff? Mentions of vagina? Has one section implying a AFAB reader, but is only one paragraph. If you arenāt a pussy owner, pretend itās a papercut it literally the same results. I tried to make it as gender neutral as possible.
status: edited, but at like 3am so read at your own risk
šAsahi Azumaneš
šBoyfriend Headcannonsš
First things first, Man is so freaking shy. Like goodness, he wouldnāt be able to talk to you when he has a crush on you. So, if you want results, you have to A) Be confident, and B) be in a place heās comfortable interacting in. Like at volleyball practice (Gia- Joden shut your ass up, your AsaNoya is showing.) So, for this letās just imagine youāre a second year, helping Kiyoko manage the team. Yeah that sounds a lil familiar but shhhhhhhhh, let me have this.
Once we get over the hurdle of him actually asking you out (AKA Tanaka bullying him into doing with some, if you donāt do it, I will,) Be gotta be the biggest sweetie ever. Like Iām used to writing for assholes, but I physically cannot with this man, this pure sweet chipotle bowl of a man. The most shit I can say is that heās a pussy.
Please. For the love of God (Gia- You called?) Play with his hair. He will literally melt like butter into a blushy slushy mess itās so freaking adorable.
The literal epitome of pit bull energy. Like so freaking terrifying on the outside but inside? Literally the softest thing since Japanese pancakes. And because of this, mfs be terrified to talk to you. Like even if heās so polite, things donāt change. What he says- āHi, Iām sure you didnāt know, but thatās my partner , and it looks like youāre making them very uncomfortable, could you please leave them alone.? Thank you! šøāŗļøšøā What people hear- āAye yo, what ya doing with my girl buddy? You tryna start something, Iāll fucking kick your ass *insert Tanaka face*ā. Yeah, itās a common occurrence for people to tell you to blink twice if you need help.
Even though heās canonically not planning on going to college, heās still above average in school work. Not really in terms of analysis and problem solving, so his best subjects are stuff he can just memorize like science or History. If you happen to be weak in either of those, he would be more than happy to help after practice or during weekends. Heās super patient with you and often suggests snack breaks and other things whenever it gets to much. (Because of that heās also really good at helping you through panic attacks, more on that if I do a part 2.)
In terms of cringe, the cringiest thing yāall do would be like seriously basic couples costumes. And I aināt talking joker and Harley Quinn type bs (that fr can be cute sometimes,) Iām talking moth and lamp type shit. I know itās probably adorable to some of yall but it gives me the serious ick.
Speaking of the Ick, man uses the most horrendous nicknames unironocally. He doesnāt do it all the time (especially after Tanaka nearly pissed himself after hearing him trying to be tender.) like I can just hear him saying, āHey muffin, can you grab my bag from the club room? I have to help clean up.ā (Gia- joden ewwwwww stop it thatās literally so gross.)
reads you the Bible
Yall know that one comic where itās like killer croc and his girlfriend walking around and she tells him how much she loves him and how safe he makes her feel? Yeah thatās literally yall and itās so precious. Like just imagine walking anywhere and everywhere holding pinkies (my gay lol heart is melting) while heās just being a blushy mess.
Noya is the main wingman, but still doesnāt know on how how you got together. His idea of friendly advice is, āQUICK BEING W PUSS AND ASK THEM OUT LIKE A MAN ASAHIš¤.ā
Regardless of if you are a titty owner or not, please donāt take your shirt off around him, he will literally malfunction.He will literally have an aneurysm. Like mans nosebleeds will rock him like a rocket. Like man will be in the morgue from blood loss. And we still need this man for cuddles, so no. Kill the spike not your boyfriend, can i get an amen š?
He is the most precious fluffy boyfriend possible. Like heās the sweetest of all beans. Like you could ask him to murder someone and heālll just be like, āYes Sweetie anything you say dear šøš„°šø.ā Kinda like Gojo in that one jjk scene (the Iāll murder you one)
he loves restaurant dates, but like donāt take him anywhere who only has spicy food. I love this man with all my might, but he is a serious pussy. Like my goodness has the gracious. And he wonāt even say anything about it. My poor baby will just suffer in silence. So please donāt, heās a poor baby.
This oneās for all my long hair honeys. One word. Hairties. Hairties Galore. He never has enough. And he always has them at the ready. But on the unlikely chance he doesnāt, he has no problem using your scrunchies during a game, and itās seriously the softest marshmallow man move ever. I can not emphasize it enough.
ok this man if the favorite of all of his younger cousins. Like the little dudes love just climbing on them. He physically cannot say no to them. So, whatās something they force him to do? Watch Disney princess movies with them. He knows all their names trust. His top three definitely Jasmine, Belle and Cinderella, trust me on this.(Gia- fuck sukuna, Asahi x Cinderella for life lol) He gives the most insane Disney adult energy itās insane. (Gia- joden, chill with the slander mate).
He is a living random fact generator. No I will not elaborate. He watches that kind of YouTube shorts. Heās so boring I swear to fuck.
(I had to Make Gia write this lol) This one is for all my pussy people. He gotta be the most worried individual on this side of the nuthouse whenever youāre bleeding. Like the second he hears your on the cycle itās, āOMG ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU DYING? OMG MY GIRLFRIENDS DYING, HELP WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE DOCTORS! PLEASE DONT DIE ON ME BABY! DO YOU NEED PADS, HEATING PADS, IBUPROFEN, CHOCOLATE!?ILL GET YOU THAT, THE VERY BEST BEST QUALITY-ā please shut him tf up. Heās gonna have a panic attack, please calm him down,
for us non pussy personas, just imagine you got a paper-cut. He literally acts the same way.
For my final big thing, ima just give yaāll little addicts exactly what yall came here for: Crack. (Also yes a changed some lyrics, I aināt about to whitewash no characters)
Tanaka- EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING, EGGS BACON GRITS
all- Sausage!
Noya- IMA SKINNY BITCH BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Bokuto- GOT A FAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Oikawa- GOT A FLAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Y/N- WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA EAT THAT-
all- Sausage!
Hinata- IMA RED HEAD BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
*Literally everyone is gay in this show so Iām not including this verse*
Yachi- CUTE GIRL SWAG BUT ILL TAKE YOUR MANS
all- Sausage!
Asahi- hagsaggecgedhurdgiitg
all- Sausage!
Saiko- Big tits, and Iām thick so you know I take
all- Sausage!
Kuroo- Yeah I read but but theyāre all about
All- Sausage! Sa-Sa-Sa-Sausage, Sausage
kiyoko- I like girls, can I still take sausage?
All- AYEEEEEEE
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bro I aināt gon lie, I had so much fun writing this, but Iām sorry I took so long Anon, I love all of yall so much, but I also am smack in the middle of exam season, and your boy needs his degree. If yāall love this, then feel free to ask for more, itās free, and like and follow me. Love yāall lil freaks,
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