#krpkkrt

“Itachi-kun.” Mika looked over to their friend pensively, there was something that needed to be said. Would he think they were weird for…lusting after an aloe vera plant? It was bizarre and unnatural, yet Mika wasn’t alone. They’d recently joined a rehab group that dealt with such problems.

Itachi returned the gaze, his own expression one of mild interest. He was in for a shock. “Mika-san?” They seemed uncomfortable and Itachi knew his friend could be…dramatic at times. The long pauses were laying it on a bit thick, though.

“Um, I, I need to tell you about something.” God it was too embarrassing. Mika suddenly felt their face heat up and words failed them. So instead the teen rifled through their bag and pulled out a wrinkled pamphlet. Itachi took the paper, his expression remaining flat until he read the bold lettering on top.

‘PLANT LOVERS ANONYMOUS’ it stated quite loudly in green outlining. His eyebrows rose slightly and with great confusion he stared at Mika. What was this about?

“S-so uh, I’m in this group.” Mika motioned vaguely to the paper, they couldn’t meet Itachi’s eyes. This was literally the most awkward thing to come out about. “I’m getting help for, well, I sometimes get this weird urge when–” Oh god they couldn’t say it. Mika just sighed and hid their face behind their hands.

“I tried fucking a plant okay? I don’t know why I just– it looked so good and I–”

Okay, Itachi heard enough of that. “Mika-san.” He could spare his friend further humiliation with a reassuring gesture. A light pat on the shoulder. “It’s good that you’re seeking help for this? Ah, I only hope you didn’t hurt yourself.” That was the weirdest and most disturbing thing he’d heard in a while. “You should keep this, I think.” He handed the pamphlet back and stood up. “I have to go, father is expecting me.”

My muse will kiss you fervorous and aggressive for one time

There were many times the kurta tempt him with something, only leaving him with a hunger he didn’t satisfy. So the moment the male teased him again, the jester went directly at him, holding with both hands on his face and pulling him towards him, letting his lips on contact with his.

He slowly locked them, feeling them sweet and soft only to change the pace into an aggressive, dominant way. His tongue snaked inside his mouth, taking the rhythm in a way to convey his frustration towards the other, also to make him remember who was the one in charge here. 

Heaven froze in place and blinked few times, all her clothes soaked. Without a single word, she threw Kurapika over her shoulder. She ignored his screams. Walking few meters, she reached the park. Suddenly, she stopped in front of a huge fountain.

“PAY BACK TIME” she yelled, letting her rage taking over her as she tossed him in. 

“What kind of question is it?!” She sighed annoyed. “Fine, I’ll answer.

Fuck: Nobunaga

“Don’t judge me. I have a weakness for long hair and unshaved beard”

Marry: Phinks

Kill: Shalnark

//Oh my, my voice and accent are so terrible. I’m so sorry. I freaking mess up.

Line 1 for chainreprobate:

Donc Kurapika, quand est-ce que je vais être marainne? J'espère que ça va être bientôt.

Traduction: So, when will I be godmother? I hope it'll be soon.

Line 2 for elasticlxve

Hey Hisoka, tu veux te battre plus tard? Si tu sais ce que je veux dire~

traduction: Hey Hisoka! Wanna fight later? If you know what I mean~ *wink*

Line 3 for krpkkrt:

‘je t'aime, kurapika. tu es tellement beau et brillant comme le soleil. je t'adore.’

Traduction: I love Kurapika, you're so beautiful and you shines like the sun. I like you.

Line 4 for krpkkrt: (imiting Leorio)

‘Kurapika, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir/

traduction: Kurapika, do you want to fu*k me tonight?”

Line 5 for acquisitxve

"There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes"

+ Il y a un fusil sur ta tempe et la mort dans ses yeux.

OMFG, you’re killing me!

Okay, if anyone want me to say it, you need to send me flower guys

traduction: I love you Kurapika, you’re so beautiful and you shines like the sun. I like you./ Kurapika, do you want to sleep with me tonight? //