I’ve been thinking about this and can’t get it out of my head. Blond Dylan looks like he could be a cocky asshole that takes you into the bathroom of a bar and just knows what he’s doing to you. And same with regular Dylan but I feel like it would be two different experiences. And now I’m a hot mess.
Blond!Dylan "forgets" your number... for sure
Also, I'm very happy to have a fellow 'fuck me in a bathroom with a questionable lock in a dive bar' degenerate out there...it's comforting.
The fuckboy energy he was giving off all summer with this hair in those BTS clips and shit? It was a lot. Also, he was thirst trapping the shit out of everyone with FULL KNOWLEDGE of what he was doing. Telling the hairdresser he knew the shit would go viral...don't play, Dylan. You know what you're doing.
I think the bleach actually got to his head. He was VIBING. Blond!Dylan was also twerking his ass for the whole of the internet in the streets of Brooklyn at 3AM, for goodness sake. He was on one. It was a moment.
P.S. I wouldn't even be upset if Blond!Dylan took what he wanted with no regard for my enjoyment and left me on read...because I'm just that kind of DOB ho.
