dont even get me started on blonde dylan don’t even do it!!!! i would let that man do absolutely anything to me…. anything 😩 blonde dylan is a fuckboy so i think its my asshole kink combining with my dylan kink😐 i can’t get enough
I've revived the blond!dylan summer of suffering in fucking MARCH? I'm SO SORRRY! He fucks up my shit too. Any iteration of Dylan could have his way, but blond!dylan was just on an entirely elite level of fuckboy. Like... SIR... EXCUSE ME????
Anyway... I can't keep looking at him as Colin because I'm trying to fucking concentrate tonight and be productive..... now all I'm thinking is: 'flipping me off? that's fine... I deserve that and more... but there are much more pressing matters I'd like you to attend to with those fingers...🥵'
uh-oh-kenzieiswriting is suffering because I decided to dredge up the undoing of so many in THIS post and THIS post, but I was just answering asks, so I can really only be PARTIALLY to blame. Dylan is probably the most culpable. He's gonna incite a riot if he's not careful.