#kpoppoc

Jin: burning houses down

Namjoon: not sleeping for three days then rewriting the constitution

Suga: insta live dj

J-Hope: yodeling off the balcony

Jimin: starting an only fan’s

V: eating the backup stash of food in two days

Jungkook: tik tok king

pornstars

wattpad - @taesdurag

the last imagine I posted was somewhat successful, so I’m back.

K.TH & J.JK

"And that's a wrap boys! Good work out there."

The girl that they worked with, Mika, hurriedly ran over to them with a sultry expression that made her look constipated with her awkwardly slouched body then proceeded to tell them she wished to work with them again soon before prancing off. Jungkook nodded with a small smirk and Taehyung just watched her walk away.

The boys grabbed their towels and hopped off of the bed, leaving the set, and then made their way towards their dressing rooms, picking up refreshments on the way.

"She was bland as fuck." Taehyung muttered with a blank expression. Jungkook looked at him and chuckled, "I couldn't even bust one if I tried with her."

"She was carrying stones on her fucking chest and had the nerve to be missing teeth. I was kind of hoping she knew how to gum it down but I was so uncomfortable and left highly disappointed. I think I'm going to have to speak with these damn people and know if they're just picking up strays off of the streets now." Taehyung said, distaste strong in his words.

The boys got themselves cleaned up and switched into their tailored suits before making their way to the lounge where everyone was gathered.

"Ah, boys. We were just discussing you. Come, have a seat." Their manager said, surrounded by other people who seemed to be of high importance in the industry. They took their seats and listened to what he had to say.

"We're sorry for the inconvenience with Miss Mika, she was so desperate to work with you guys and we couldn't turn her down because she has a fan base and a platform known for slander." Taehyung didn't bother hold back his harsh remark.

"Wow, the uneducated whore has fans? And there's this thing called contacting authorities." The manager just sighed as the others laughed. There was this one woman that kept eyeing Taehyung and Jungkook was flirting with the girl that served the snacks.

"I know but we don't need any scandals. We have a nice, clean record and we're trying to keep it that way." He looked at the two others who nodded at him and looked back towards Jungkook and Taehyung who honestly looked as if they'd rather be anywhere else.

"So, that's why I need you to hear these kind people out," Bang PD said, gesturing to the two others that occupied the couch near them. "They're willing to give you guys a new experience. Something Korea hasn't seen before." Bang PD slid them an envelope that contained pictures of a beautiful girl, no woman, that went by the alias jamais oublié. Her real name was Y/N L/N, she was born and bred in H/T. She was 25 years old and has been in the industry for four.

There was a few things that most definitely made her stand out from others. She was black and, well, thick. Fat as others would call it, or in this case people of their own race.

"Yea, she's most definitely different," Jungkook cocked an eyebrow, eyes scanning over the authentic photos with interest. "But, wouldn't this make our views go down considering she's not of our race and doesn't exactly meet Korea's beauty standards?"

The woman that was occupying the couch and quietly listening to the conversation intervened lightly, "There might be a majority of Koreans watching your films, but not all. That's exactly why we chose her for this. She's different. Korea has the same old bland and boring vanilla shit in almost every film. You guys are different. You stand out," She said bluntly.

"Mrs. Anais is right. This is what we need, especially since our views are increasing steadily but at a fast rate. We aren't like other platforms that produces the same reaction every time. We like variety. And this is a chance to show others what we have to offer." Bang PD said passionately, he called the snack bearer over before helping himself to a glass of the sparkling water.

Taehyung was still quiet during the whole ordeal. He had one of the photos in his hand, taking in every gorgeous detail of the woman that was going to be under him soon if he had any say. He was pretty sure these measly photos weren't doing her any justice, and couldn't wait make his assessment true.

Jungkook cleared his throat with a smirk etched onto his face and leaned forward in his seat, "Well, I think I should watch some of her content. I would like to see what the hype is about." And Taehyung wanted to slap him.

How absurd could this imbecile get?

"She's very gorgeous. Exotic even-,"

"She's not a damn animal."

Jungkook slid his gaze over to Taehyung who kept the same unfazed look on his face. He continued going on about their next conquest, eyeing Taehyung every now and then.

Taehyung closed his eyes and slowed his breathing. What the hell was wrong with him? He had only seen a few pictures of this girl and here he was ready to turn into Michael Ealy and he hadn't even met her yet.

How unfortunate. For her.

But then again, infatuation doesn't last long and he only planned on exploiting her. Nothing major.

"So, are we agreeing? Or do we have to take our business elsewhere? We only came here because you guys are the best, why settle for anything less?" Anais said, persuasion clear in her voice.

"Hm, the buttering up tactic. You've got that down packed. Though we know that we are in fact the best, we would have outright told you that you aren't needed if we didn't want to work with you." Taehyung rebutted.

Anais smirked, nodding her head before signaling towards the man next to her who got out a notepad. "Shall we exchange numbers? Coming back and forth to your headquarters puts quite the strain on my schedule and frankly gives me much more stress than what is needed in my hectic life."

Bang PD nodded and took his cellphone out before taking down her number and her his. Anais stood, along with the unnamed man.

"So, we'll have to arrange a meeting as soon as possible. I'll send you the information tomorrow. Thank you for your time boys." The clicking of her heels were heard until the ding of the elevator sounded and took the two guests away.

Bang PD also went his separate way once they'd left, no doubt going to help edit their recent film. Hopefully putting that shit in the garbage.

Taehyung noticed they didn't bother to gather up the photos. Photos that he now claimed as his as he gently stuffed them back into the envelope and stood, taking his own leave.

"Have fun beating the skin off of your dick," Jungkook said smartly, walking up behind him. "I know I will. I can't wait to have my way with her." He hummed. "She's thick in all the right places so being rough with her won't be a problem. It would be even better if she was a runner. And a squirter." Jungkook slapped a hand on his back  and winking before walking back towards the poor girl that was skipping out on her duties to talk to him.

Kim Taehyung's life was never uneventful.

He was going to have that slut fired tomorrow even though she had a brother that was in the hospital with an insurmountable amount of hospital bills and two other siblings to take care of.

References

jamais oublié - never forgotten

Michael Ealy - The fine man from The Perfect Guy w/ Sanaa Lathan.

↬ plot: “2. “Can we make a cake? I like cake.”

↬ pairing: Kim SeokJin x POC!Reader

↬ rating: +13 / Fluff + High Sarcasm 

↬ summary: quarantine has bored you to the point of wanting to bake...a hobby that is definitely not your strong-suit. 

↬ word count: 948 words 

a/n: i just wish i could bake lmao

𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚎: “favorite hairstyle on you”

♡︎ 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎

BTS PROMT GAME !!

request any boy or theme such as

Mafia, student, bffs, yandere etc.

Then pick from the promts ☺︎︎

“we’re all monsters now”

“everything i do, i do it for you”

“im just a buzzkill looking for a lover”

“keep telling me all the ways you think i’m great”

“they would say anything if it would shut me up”

“this kind of love will only make you mad”

“when people fall in love, they burst into flames”

“maybe some people are just meant to be in the same story”

“in the middle of all this tragedy, you’re growing up, and that is such a wonderful thing”

“i guess you’re stuck with”

“i want to be stuck with you”

“i just want this to mean something to someone one day”

“i just wanna be a kid, but not a kid who was born like this”

“you’re nobody till somebody wants you dead”

“i’m sick of saying sorry for all times you couldn’t love me”

“everyone dies but not everyone lives”

“i just keep you around in case i get lonely, and im feeling lonely tonight”

“you look like you’ve just seen a monster, is that what i look like to you?”

“you deserve someone else who can treat you the way i want to”

“i don’t need to hold hands to know that im broken”

“im sorry that all i knew to do is tell the truth”

“i don’t love you, i just love the things you say”

“i break easily with pressure on me, baby”

“would you rather come clean or lick a tractor?”

“i probably need a couple beers just to show you im sincere”

“half the time that i’m complaining i’m just talking shit on you”

“when my mind is uncertain, my body decides”

okiii dokieeee :D

Originally posted by jjks

↬ plot: “s-stop looking at me like that, you’re making me blush!”

↬ rating: G

↬ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

↬ summary: you take up your friend’s offer to teach you to box. 

Request?

Sighing as I parked my car, I looked up at the gym entrance. pulling myself together I get out and walk into arguably the worst decision I’ve ever made. I decided to take my fitness seriously in the new year, typical I know, and asked my close friend Jungkook to help. Since he was a boxer I figured he’d be the better option than me just going to a gym and doing the usual treadmill and pathetic butt exercises. 

Looking around I try to find jungkook before my nerves convince me this is a bad idea, but just as I started turning around I hear my name being called. 

“y/n! You actually came?!” 

he was jogging up towards me with the brightest smile on his face, and very shirtless…very shirtless. trying to hide my blush I swallow hard and walk up to meet him halfway. 

“Kookie! Please say I’m not gonna bust my ass today?” I say trying to break any nervousness that took over my body language, thankfully he didn’t notice.

chucking he grabbed my hand and practically dragged me to the back where the punching bags and other workout things I don’t know the name of. He gently placed his hands on my hips and shuffled me in front of the punching bag, and suddenly my entire body was on fire. 

“are you ok (y/n)? you look…queasy?” he asked.

Shit. he noticed. quickly shuffling to the side a bit I grabbed the boxing gloves and try to rush into the workout, hoping he doesn’t question anything. Smirking, he eyes me up and down once then shrugs, picking up his gloves beginning to tell me proper form and technique. 

almost an hour has passed and I’ve managed to not draw too much attention to myself, that is until he starts being far to close for comfort. Don’t get me wrong, watching his muscles bounce and glisten as he works up a sweat is definitely distracting me to the point I’ve hit myself twice now, but I think he’s stretching and grunting on purpose at this point. 

“you know you’re very distracted today, what’s on your mind?” 

he asked with a smile, breaking me from my thoughts I notice the slight enjoyment behind the question and that’s when I knew for a fact he was toying with me. shrugging my shoulders slighting I start back into the patterns and rhythm I’ve been fake learning this entire time.  

“I think you’ve progressed farther than I expected, do you wanna try something a little more…intense,”

he asked stepping in-between the punching bad and me to catch my full attention and at this moment I’m thankful my complexion gives nothing away, the same cant be said for my stutter. 

“w-what did you h-have in mi-mind” I coughed a little trying to clear my throat at the end of any attraction. 

he hummed softly then took my hand and walked me to the small ring in the middle fo the gym.

“a one on one quick match” he stated already starting to stretch his arms and back, painfully slowly might I add. 

not being one to back down from a challenge I agreed, that’s when he full stop did an MMA move and flipped me the ground, slightly catching my back before I hit too hard. 

“Um??? what the fuck?!” I said getting up annoyed.

 Looking down at him still laying nonchalant on the mat, he shrugged chuckling a little saying the first rule was to always be on guard. I shook my head in disbelief watching him get up, hearing a few snickers from his friends now standing around the ring I suddenly was fueled with anger. strutting over to him putting on a fake smile I put my hand out as a sign of truce, but as he foolishly grabs it, I yank him to me and to do the fame flip he just did to me. except for this time, I didn’t end up on the ground like he did because I didn’t bother trying to catch him. 

Staring down at him breathing heavily I see he still has that dumb smirk on, but this time he leans upon his arms so he slightly sitting up but still holding constant eye contact. and suddenly I forget to breathe, swaying side to side I attempt to hide my obvious blush breaking through. 

“s-stop looking at me like that, you’re making me blush!” 

I say finally climbing down from the mat and grabbing my jacket and water bottle. close behind came Jungkook, still staring. He then grabs my water bottle and drinks from it, STILL holding intense eye contact. and I have no idea why but I felt violated, but in a good way…a really good way. 

“same time tomorrow?” he asked finally handing back my now empty water bottle. I weakly shake my head as he gives me one more up and down look and walks off. 

a/n: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU 🤩

request??

JIN: he would find it hilarious so any chance he could he would proceed to bop our nose. you didn't mind so much beyond hating the sneezing part, but his laughter after made it better. 

NAMJOON: would treat it almost as a science experiment where he would test if it was indeed a cause and effect scenario. was your sneezing caused by blunt force trauma to your nasal cavity? who knows. all you know is you’ve begun hiding anytime he came near you with a notepad. 

SUGA: would treat it as a therapeutic release of stress. anytime he was frustrated he would slink his way over to you and fake cuddle until he was close enough to bop you on the nose then jump back so you don’t bop him back. smh, he can’t take what he dishes out. 

JHOPE: would find it the cutest thing in the world, he would add to the long list of things he finds adorable about you. he would try to be nice about it though like he would ask to do the thing that he thinks is really cute with a puppy dog face and obviously, you have to say yes, duh. 

JIMIN: WOW. HE WOULD ADORE IT. and also roast you for it he's so ruthless lmao. So he’s found this super cute thing you do but he would only do it..in the most inconvenient places, like movie theatres, and libraries. and yes, you have been kicked out for excessive noise lol. 

V: would honestly not think much of it simply because he was a NUCLEAR BOMB OF A SNEEZE. he’s just glad someone else has a weird quirk about their sneeze too, but that wouldn’t stop him from bopping if you pass each other in the hallway and you happen to have your hands full so you can't stop him.