Literally any character in E, Iām obsessed
an excuse to draw my AU version of Gwen :3c (she's an adult btw)


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Literally any character in E, Iām obsessed
an excuse to draw my AU version of Gwen :3c (she's an adult btw)

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Hello I am here to contribute to the brainrot
For the fic title ask game:
Shrios + āeven gods canāt stop the end from comingā
Oh Korb thanks I needed a title for this one bc. This.
This is a canon-compliant one I've had drafted for a bit :)
It's a one-shot, Mass Effect 3, set right before the assault on Cerberus - probably just after the Citadel party tbh, when everyone's passed out and Adrian, whose insomnia/somnophobia has gotten increasingly bad through things, slips away in the middle of the night.
She's been happy enough during things, but she needs quiet, she needs to have a true moment to herself. So she winds up around the largest drell enclave, and heads for the temple - it's quiet even during peak hours, but it's a lull and so many are gone anyway, that Adrian has the shrine to Kalahira to herself.
She's intending to pray, of course, she's holding Thane's book and she isn't fluent, but she's read them enough with him, that while she can't quite read the letters, she recalls his voice. She wants to pray for her friends and family. For Kolyat. For the galaxy. Wants to leave some offering - and boy does she.
She gets out maybe two words before her voice breaks, and she completely breaks down, full body sobs, because she is so goddamn tired and just had to play host to give her friends and crew a good time because they deserve it - but she is tired. She's hurting, and she's terrified - not that she'll die, but that she'll live, and she doesn't want to any more. She's lost and lost and lost and she can't fight, she doesn't want to face this any more, and more than anything she just wants her lover and he's gone and how fucking dare She take him? When he had done much, when he was finding something to live for after already losing so much?
She cries her heart out to the Goddess... and gets up. Cleans herself up. Gets back to the Normandy - because they need her.
They always need her.
But she bids one final prayer - that while everyone else be spared... after the war, Adrian simply wishes to dive into the deep, to sleep and that this time, no one wakes her.
Can I get ātuchankaā for the wip meme peas š„ŗšš
āI have a present for you,ā Wrex says gruffly.
Garrusā mandibles flick in mild concern. Even Shepardās head tilts warily as Wrex barks something over his shoulder. A few krogan shuffle to clear a path, and moments later a shaman in long, flowing robes makes her way through.
Shepard freezes, staring in open shock. Ā
āShepard,ā she rumbles.
Before Garrus can ask whatās going on, Shepard takes off at a sprint and barrels into her. A startled grumble runs through the gathered krogan as she lowers her great head to reciprocate Shepardās headbutt, then catches him with one scaly arm and knocks him off his feet. They wrestle, limbs flying, before the krogan pins him to the ground and growls. Garrus starts to reach for his sidearm, but Wrex swats his hand with irritation.
āIdiot,ā Wrex mutters.
Garrus is about to protest until he hears the sound coming out of Shepardās throat.
Laughter. Open, unrestrained, delighted laughter.
āMy human whelp,ā the shaman says proudly, before offering Shepard a hand to help him back to his feet.
Wrex thunks Garrus on the carapace as he heads towards them, reptilian gaze more than a little smug. āI found her for you, Shepard.ā
new game + 33 and 100 pls?
33: Every Lie by My Darkest Days
This is a really generic breakup song but I like to sort of deliberately side-interpret things that aren't explicitly ruled against, and I was forced to read a biography that was 80% cheesy spy novel bullshit instead of factual yesterday so it's on the mind and I just watched an interesting g1 episode with Mirage, so all of that comes together to mean that I'd like to interpret shit like
Surrounded by every lie that won't come true Now you wanna take the time, now why would you? Think you're gonna make it right, but how could you? So I can't stay, surrounded by (surrounded by) every lie
through the (to-me) more interesting lens of spy shit.
Jazz is kind of the archetypal Bondian spy, and if you tie yourself into knots (read the lyrics closely while ignoring the tone for point and idea, then flip the pronouns from "I" to "you" and use that for tone) a little bit, you can make the case for this being a Bondian "cool epic gigachad coolguy dude gets the secrets and also finds the hottest girl in the building and has sex with her and she turns out to be an enemy spy who falls in love with him and can't do her job right" type story, and just focus in on that last bit.
Making Soundwave the Bond girl is immediately appealing but also really low-hanging and not that interesting. So I'm leaning toward either Rumble and/or Frenzy or Ravage, suddenly discovering their loyalties are under much more strain than they thought they were. And of course Megatron is Mr Evil Genius or whatever and shit.
From there it's all about writing Jazz and Jazz and not Jazz as Mr James Bond In Metal Now, and playing up the contrast between the actual plot (tv drama goofy shit) and his brain ("am i supposed to be believing this? did you get this idea from a tv drama?") for humor
100: A Little Faster by There For Tomorrow
There is literally nowhere I can go with this that doesn't end at Starscream -> Megatron in some way. I think what I'm thinking is. like. Early IDW, so a break from the new normal from me, I suppose, lol - in the very brief era where Starscream was an apparent fanboy of Megatron's work in the gladiatorial ring.
Starscream and Megatron are distant friends and close coworkers. Megatron is a figurehead already, and Starscream is efficient and effective and they work less as Megatron over Starscream so much as Megatron+Starscream - one team, planning things out. In these days Starscream and Megatron are equals.
There's a sequence of this - five or six scenes, maybe, at most a thousand words - detailing Megatron asking Starscream's advice, them slowly getting to know each other, Starscream being turned to before Megatron as the military voice in the room alongside Soundwave. Power clustering where Starscream believes he deserves it, around his fingers.
Then we skip ahead - to the early-mid war period, before Cybertron is uninhabitable but reaching a point for certain. This one is short - Starscream looking out across Cybertron's melting skyline, over the heads of a bunch of other commanders in a meeting, as everyone clamors for Megatron's opinion on some tactic and no one asks him. He's not the only mission commander any more, and he's not the only military mind. He's not irreplaceable, and he's finding that out as he's being replaced.
Then toward later, near the beginning of what happens on Earth with the whole serious-assassination-attempt deal.
Only now do we come to the part that makes this song relevant:
I'm sure it tasted oh so sweet But it was never good enough for me I bit the tongue behind my teeth ... You said you'd always keep your word Show me what you're after I thought you promised me the world Tell me what you're after Go on and take it way too far Cause here we are, waiting once again Show me what you're after Just a little faster, now
See what I mean?
Starscream takes a step to go get what he's been waiting for. Faster didn't come fast enough. Basically an Infiltration retelling from Starscream's point of view, and he is PISSED.
Actually I wanna know about the one thatās just āGarrusā too pls because I read it like a disapproving soccer mom
Hahahaha! It does, doesn't?
WIP Tag Game
This is the next part of Onboarding/Offboarding, which is Kaidan's first and last in-person conversations with various crew members of Normandy SR-1 prior to the events of ME2 in the Radiant Damage timeline. First part was Joker, this one is his time with Garrus:
Garrus lifted his head, āGood morning, Lieutenant Alenko.ā āYou settling in okay?ā he mashed the button on the coffee maker.Ā The machine whirred and dark, steaming mercy streamed into his waiting mug.Ā The aroma tickled his nose and he felt a little more alive with each passing second. āBeen a little while since Iāve lived on a ship, but this one feels familiar enough that it can easily be home.ā āGlad to hear it,ā Kaidan emptied three sugar packets into his coffee and gave it a stir.Ā The first sip was always heaven after a night like the one heād just had and this one didnāt disappoint.Ā Perfect.Ā He meandered to the table and motioned to the chair across from Garrus, āMind if I sit?ā Garrus cocked his head to the side and chuckled ā bemused wasnāt a look that Kaidan was sure heād ever seen on a turian before, but it radiated clear as day, āPlease do, Lieutenant.ā

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š¹ for mass effect? š„ŗšš
āReapers,ā Liam says in a hushed voice, as though heās worried someoneās going to judge him for being crazy.
[send me a š¹for a sentence!]
SLAMMING IN FOR MAMA GOTHIC HORROR BC ITS ONE OF MY FAVE MOVIES CHINHANDS
ITS SUCH A GOOD FILM. Okay so this one is very nebulous because itās very new because I literally just saw this film last month. But the basic premise is. Thereās a girl probably teen aged. She and her mom move into a new house. Mother is not a good parent. She loves her kid but sheās not a good parent. And this new house is haunted by a Mama-esque spirit. The spirit protects the girl while also being a little shit and sorta slowly driving the mother insane. And thatās as far as I got basically.
Shepard asks: nebula and stardust for Bex? bc thatās my best friendās name lmao
omg that's so cool! Bex is one of my favorite names ^_^
Nebula: she's been best friends (and for a few years, much more) with Kaidan since BAaT. He was the first person to talk to her when she got there and pulled her into his friends circle and that was that. Finding out they were both from the same city and both loved hockey was a bonus.
Stardust: On an average day, she usually wears a tank top, maybe a leather jacket or a sweatshirt if necessary, jeans, and combat boots, or sometimes Chucks for nostalgia's sake (those were pretty much the only shoes she wore as a kid)