May 20, 2022
If all nuns are married to Jesus, does that mean Jesus embraces polyamory?
Jesus can bi-locate unlike us mere mortals. So He is able to be with all of us and His wives at the same time.
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If all nuns are married to Jesus, does that mean Jesus embraces polyamory?
Jesus can bi-locate unlike us mere mortals. So He is able to be with all of us and His wives at the same time.
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For the Monsters in Paris AU, consider: Mari just deadass brings in a hunk of bloody ground beef (as in just like a hunk of ground up cow) as her lunch to class, Alya freaks out, âGirl what the HELL I thought you were keeping the âdog issuesâ on the DL?!?â
Adrien promptly walks over and is like âOooh, bloody GB, my favorite!â And grabs a piece.
Chloe walks over and scoffs âReally? Ground Beef? Such a commoner food.â And rips open her lunch to show a raw steak that canât have been a live cow more than 24 hours ago.
Rose walks over and is like âHey, can I have your bag when youâre done? I could use the blood in a ritua-SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!â And Mari just hands over this bloody and dripping bag.
Juleka walks over and is like âIsnt raw meat like, filled with salmonella?â And Mari is just like âYes.â And Juleka just shrugs and walks away.
Meanwhile Alya is just standing there with her sandwich, horrified. ââŠwell Nino, at least youâre normal.â
âSorry what was that?â He says as he looks up from the carton of eggs heâs been devouring raw.
Alya just looks at him in betrayal as Adrien politely asks if he can have some.
Alya:
Also Alya:
In my defense, I am also an adult and know about heats and ruts, I just didnât know they were a winter thing for wolves. đ
Donât worry, some of my friends are furries, so no judgment. đ
Though in a more relevant ask: in your flavor of AU is Adrien a furry for liking Mari in her wolf form?
I would think Adrien reacts like with her baby photos: acting all soft and awe
Buuut in such cases we better ask @kinschi
It is her AU after all! XD
Consider: Ladybug is wondering why the hell akumatization rates are going down lately and assumes hawkmoth is planning something big, when in reality heâs just now completely focused on making sure Nathalie is pampered to hell and back now that sheâs pregnant.
Consider also: Gabriel suggests getting a new assistant to help her and himself since sheâs pregnant, and an akuma starts ominously drifting towards her before he drops the idea.
asdfghj OH YES and OH NO :'D but I seriously love the idea of possessive Nathalie a bit, not too much ofc, but she always puts her wants and needs second in the show and it'd be cool character progression to see her actually get a bit more assertive abt her relationship imo
Very few âSupermanâ power sets actually feel similar. They all have the same rough powers, flight, invulnerability, super strength, etc, but they all feel different.
Supergirl/man are the most similar being 100% kryptonian, so they basically are just humans who happen to be able to crack planets.
Jon Kentâs powers feel like a controlled adrenaline rush.
Connerâs feels like an enhanced awareness of his surroundings (because tactile telekinesis).
Lanaâs powers, when she had them, felt like being electrocuted, but in an energizing way, not a painful way.
Of course, very few people actually know their powers feel so disparate, since itâs fairly uncommon for them to swap power sets with someone else, let alone another âsuperâ.
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When the twins are born in the sith Padme AU, how insane is the custody battle between her and Anakin?
Not as insane as you'd probably think, they both want the other parent to be able to see the children so they split the time together even
Oh god this got too long I love this new ask system on mobile but this is too much power I should have just made a new post, oh well, too late now!
Consider: Azula is canonically shit at judging peopleâs emotions when sheâs even slightly crushing on them (see the Ember Island episodes with dumbass dude and literally any interaction she has with Ty Lee) so after she goes through therapy and realizes indiscriminate murder is bad, she relies exclusively on Ambassador Zuko as her judge of character when she gets even a hint of feelings.
Every time she meets anyone remotely cute, the first thing Azula does is hold up a goddamn fire ferret to their face and makes Ambassador Zuko sniff them. Everyone thinks itâs weird but itâs still better âmanipulation and indiscriminate murderâ so they all quietly ignore it.
Plot twist tho, Azula is still way more okay with indiscriminate murder than people realize, she just uses Ambassador Zuko to judge which people are about to be tested murder-positive.
Also âhold up cute animal to someone and call them âambassadorââ is hands down Azulaâs best flirting strategy. She has âseducedâ so many people with the power of the ferret, Ambassador Zuko is the best wingwoman.
Human Zuko by the power of annoying older siblings is the only one to have picked up on her system and quietly teases Azula every time he sees her do the ferret test. âSo, giving the ferret test huh? Didnât know that cute earth kingdom ambassador was that close to getting to third base with you...â âShut up human-Zuko!â
(Much as he teases his sister, Human Zuko also trusts Ambassador Zukoâs judgment implicitly and has straight up exiled people because the fire ferret didnât like them. It helps that itâs faster to just exile them immediately than wait for them to break Azulaâs heart and burn their house down.)
Jokeâs on Human Zuko tho, now that Azula knows he knows she can mess with him. âAzula, did you just give the ferret test to Sokka?â âNo...â â...Azula donât you fucking dare, he is mine, Azula come back here-â
OMG THIS IS SO ADORABLE??? THE FERRET TEST đ„ș AND SHE WAS TESTING SOKKA TO SEE IF HE WOULD BE A GOOD MATCH FOR ZUKO đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
The only time Stephanie and Bruce really work together is when they have to be extremely petty to people who really deserve it. Usually itâs someone trying to be mean to Cass. It wonât work, but her dad and best friend feel obligated to defend her honor for her.
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