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America, Thanks for Making Kool Klench™ the Number One Anti-Fungal Cream Spread in America!

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America, guess what? You love to vote. With your dollars of course! [put in red and blue dollar signs that come on screen and flash on and off]

we experience each other’s victories as something very deeply

And in so doing, you have voted Kool Klench™ as the  45th president of Anti-fungal pastes, spreads, compounds, and balms. Can I get an amen? (now you say: “Amen!”) People…

20 Days to SW EP8 – Sebulba Actor Lewis Macleod Calls Out Andy Serkis for Ignoring His Contributions to Motion Capture FX

Recently, Wired released a video of Andy Serkis explaining the history of motion capture effects in movies. Serkis is currently the most eminent figure in this field, which combines real acting with digital animation to bring previously impossible creatures to life on film. Serkis has portrayed Gollum in the Lord of the Rings series, King Kong, other gorillas, and even Supreme Leader Snoke in…

Maximum S.F.W.  – Kool Klench.

Your Spirit Animal is Yourself. – Kool Klench.

Tell your top associates it’s Sales Before Salad Dressing. SBSD. Every time. Kool Klench.

Like a million vanilla said girl you know, it’s true.* – Kool Klench™ *Ask your doctor if Kool Klench is right for you. Possible side-effects include: forgetfulness, dizziness, drowsiness, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, allergic reactions, heart problems, dependence, forgetfulness, restless leg syndrome, restless genital syndrome, forgetfulness, droopy eyelids, lazy eyes, lazy ears, tinnitus, colorful urine, forgetfulness,…

The dog says, “I don’t remember you smelling like this. I detect strong hints of a Class D Fungal Infection. Here, try this: Kool Klench ™ Fungicide.” Ask your doctor if Kool Klench™ is right for you. Possible side effects include: dizziness, drowsiness, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, redness or rash that is not fungal in nature,…

– He took a bath with Kool Klench™ Bath Buddies™ Bath Pellets™ and his fungal infection™ was reduced by over 8% immediately four days later! His wife Mergaline  said, “I have no idea where it came from, I don’t know anything about it, I was downstairs watching Merican Ninjer Warrior.” Ask your doctor if Kool…