#kongkrete

I’m going to be real, I don’t think anyone following this game’s development would have ever predicted Kongkrete. But I suppose there’s humor in a building that can fight back in a kaiju setting.

Kongkrete is a ”lethal joke” character who can be quite deadly when used well. Some of his attacks are his attempt at copying the moves of other monsters. His ranged attacks where he coughs up gears also has a chance to use fuel tankers instead for extra damage, or even Giga Energy orbs you can quickly scoop up to give yourself more energy (if your enemy didn’t suck them up already). One of his block moves is him flashing all his lights and inflicting the most beloved of status effects in gaming; confusion, so if you ever get hit by this attack have fun with inverted controls for a bit. A fun extra detail about Kongkrete’s ultimate is that when he slams his face into the ground it leaves behind smiling faces.

Two of Kongkrete’s emotes also allows him to change skins in accordance with the environment of the arena, and standing still for a sec will hide your health bar, meaning you can camouflage and spring traps!

gigabash doesn't have the money from its sales going to a terrible human being who probably sends the royalties she makes from it to hate groups

gigabash doesn't have throngs of buttholes on twitter defending it saying "lol WOKEISTS are just being snowflakey again :o)"

it doesn't piss anyone off if you stream it on twitch

and it sure as hell doesn't have you killing goblins because they're fed up with slavery, and you killing them being treated as a GOOD thing

you know what gigabash DOES have???

GODZILLA

A PLAYABLE SKYSCRAPER

A KILLER SOUNDTRACK

GAMEPLAY THAT COMBINES CAPCOM'S POWER STONE WITH PIPEWORKS'S GODZILLA FIGHTING GAMES

AND IT HAS A LOWER PRICE TAG ON TOP OF ALL THAT

Kaiju seeing this building throw hands at them: