KODA’S BREATHTAKINGLY BELATED 46th BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!
“Wowee I’ve been slacking on these! I don’t have an excuse or anything, I just forgot that people got born on the days between the end of March and today. They seem like fake days, don’t they? Anywho, here is a material object that demonstrates our platonic and also economic affection of you. Happy birthday!”
“Apple-solutely Great Friend" It’s a pet rock with a crudely drawn smiley face. A very, very loyal pet rock that, at sunset, will always return to your pocket no matter where it was prior to sunset or what happened to it. If you toss it up into the air three times, it will turn into a delicious apple that you may consume. If eaten, it will reappear in your pocket at sunset.
