#knoxstarter

“god...does anyone have ANY advice on the best way to get over someone? ideally so i can get to a point where i DON’T want to smash his head against the lockers any time i see his dumb face?”

I have given in and joined the 21st Century. I finally signed up to Tinder. Now to try and weed out all the fuckboys, and girls looking for someone to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend, and I may actually get somewhere.

Urg! I had to take the bus today. The bus. As in, public transportation. I’m associated with the public. Oh god, I’ll never be able to wash that yucky, sewage smell off. I’m going to forever smell like a hobo.

I swear to God, if one more Bridezilla tries to direct every picture I take, I might actually scream. Trust me, I am good at what I do, I already know how to get the best angle, and light and all that shit, I don’t need you telling me what to do. Leave me to my job and enjoy your day, for pity’s sake.

I think my body has been programmed to get especially hungry on Fridays. It’s not even the evening and I’m hungry as fuck. You might as well want to call me the human garbage disposal, because I’m craving everything, right now.

If there is anyone remotely noisy in this building, I swear to God death is definitely imminent. Just in case you want the name of the person that may kill you, I’m Claudia and I have a lot of studying to be getting on with.

Well, at least my new apartment doesn’t have mold. Hopefully my roommate is as nice as she sounded. I’m Olivia, before I end up forgetting and then we all have an awkward moment when it has been too long to ask!

You know what sucks, is that you have to find a Jewish bakery to find kosher options that aren’t insanely limited, I mean seriously is that hard to do things kosher?.. I should probably introduce myself since I see new faces, I’m Maxine McCarthy people call me Maxie.