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Siegfried yellow cardigan update number... ???
I have only the button band and sewing the darn thing up and I have RUN. OUT. OF. YARN.
I even ordered extra to the pattern, had to buy yet another ball thinking that would be more than enough and somehow need to buy yet ANOTHER for maybe 50g of the 200g to be used.
Gah
When people say Knitting is calming. THEY DO NOT KNOW THE RAGE IT INDUCES.
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Once again I've entered the "I could learn how to knit!"-loop. It's always a pretty short-lived loop. Knitting pattern browsing tends to be enough to kill it because about 98% of knitting patterns are like:
"This pattern is suitable for beginners! Okay, first, take this yarn and these knitting needles. Then all you need to do is knit it. That's it, that's my very helpful guide for beginners! Okaybye!"
Like for fuck's sake NO!!! "Beginner" means that I need direction for every single minuscule step of this pattern. For evvvvverything. Be specific, not vague and so freaking.... SMUG about your higher skill lever.
"Now all you need to do is finish the work! I refuse to tell you how to do it 🤪!"
I'll finish you. 🤬
Theory
Every haberdashery I visit only having Pony needles (spits on ground, crosses self, turns three times, throws salt) when their websites clearly show interchangeable KnitPros? It's cosmic punishment for all the times I said I wanted a pony.
WHY DOES KNITTING THE BACK OF THE SWEATER TAKE LONGER THAN KNITTING THE FRONT OF THE SWEATER?Â
THE BACK IS SHORTER THAN THE FRONT EVEN THOUGH IS MORE ROWSÂ
WHAT THE FUCK, KNITTINGÂ
Oh you know, just knitting my hat on circular needles, when THIS happens…….
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that pure rage when...
you follow a knitting project's instructions to the letter...
and the end product looks absolutely nothing like the picture.
One of my biggest problems in life right now is that I can't knit anything I want to because I either don't have the yarn, or the needles.
Another is its Sunday and that means I have to go to school tomorrow.
And knitting is a stress-buster.
Do you see my problem?
Ohmygods.
I should never, ever write patterns while half-asleep and watching CoS.
THIS ISN'T A SQUARE, IT IS A RECTANGLE AND I NEEDED 48 ROWS NOT 36 DAMN MY FORMER SELF.
