the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
I drank coffee.
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the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
I drank coffee.

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First time I got a cat bite requiring prophylactic antibiotics: GP tried to send me to A&E (English ER) during the pandemic. I argued them down to a walk-in treatment centre.
Second time I got a cat bite requiring prophylactic antibiotics: I got an appointment with my GP. They cancelled it and tried to send me to A&E. Walk-in centres were no longer walk-in but 'urgent treatment centres' and I managed to get a referral.
Third time I got a cat bite requiring prophylactic antibiotics: no urgent treatment centre will take me. I have to go to A&E.
For fuck's sake. I am fully aware of the overcrowding in A&E and their preference that we take minor shit literally anywhere else. Our healthcare system absolutely cannot handle "I'm a first aider, the wound itself is fine, but it's also the kind of thing that always gets infected so can I have antibiotics before it starts oozing green please?"
I don't even want antibiotics. I wanted a beer tonight and they make my throat feel hairy and taking them around food correctly is a giant pain in the ass. I'm trying to be sensible here.
On the plus side my mother is finally willing to give the cats gabapentin next time.
One of the urgent care centres called me back and said they could do antibiotics!
I was spared the absolute mortification of turning up in A&E and telling the exhausted overworked people trying to save lives that I got a booboo.
Miracle of miracles,my GP has even agreed to give me a tetanus booster tomorrow.
First time I got a cat bite requiring prophylactic antibiotics: GP tried to send me to A&E (English ER) during the pandemic. I argued them down to a walk-in treatment centre.
Second time I got a cat bite requiring prophylactic antibiotics: I got an appointment with my GP. They cancelled it and tried to send me to A&E. Walk-in centres were no longer walk-in but 'urgent treatment centres' and I managed to get a referral.
Third time I got a cat bite requiring prophylactic antibiotics: no urgent treatment centre will take me. I have to go to A&E.
For fuck's sake. I am fully aware of the overcrowding in A&E and their preference that we take minor shit literally anywhere else. Our healthcare system absolutely cannot handle "I'm a first aider, the wound itself is fine, but it's also the kind of thing that always gets infected so can I have antibiotics before it starts oozing green please?"
I don't even want antibiotics. I wanted a beer tonight and they make my throat feel hairy and taking them around food correctly is a giant pain in the ass. I'm trying to be sensible here.
On the plus side my mother is finally willing to give the cats gabapentin next time.
Original plan for today: go for a nice swim at a local quarry where the water is beautifully clear and they have lifeguards and a snack bar.
This plan did not survive contact with my mum's ex-feral cat. Thanks Panther. You do actually need preventative healthcare. And now so do I.
New plan: try and get antibiotics without my idiot GP referring me to sit in Accident & Emergency for 8 hours.
Cat bites are like zombie bites for the whole "yep, that's fucked, there go my plans" factor.
A tale in three infuriating bloody stupid parts:
Police say the man was found 'unresponsive' in the water on Friday evening.
A fire above Dove Stone Reservoir sent large plumes of smoke above Greater Manchester.
The large fire engulfed land near Dove Stone Reservoir on Saturday and has been burning ever since.
There is already an extensive list of ways to keep open-water swimming merely Medium Stupid:
Be sober
Don't jump straight in
Don't jump in headfirst
Wear appropriate amounts of neoprene/yulex for the temperature (this will also help with buoyancy)
Take a tow float
Wear bright colours
Recce the body of water first for unexpected currents, debris, foliage, pollution, cyanobacteria, etc
Don't even think about it until you can do the following in a lifeguarded pool: swim several hundred metres without difficulty, put your face underwater while breathing out, tread water, float on your back, and recover from getting water in your eyes/up your nose
Go in a group, all of whom are following the above rules
To this we can apparently add:
Before you die like an idiot, tell your friends you don't want to be remembered by them SETTING FIRE TO THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRYSIDE

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Actual song lyrics I heard playing in the bouldering gym today:
"I'm taking it slow, feeling my way" - that's the plan anyway
"I didn't look where I was going, and I fell" - um, no, thank you
"Shake it off, shake it off" TAYLOR I AM CLINGING UPSIDE-DOWN TO AN OVERHANG ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
*Slaps roof of Waves & Wild Heyday Dungarees pattern*
This bad boy can fit so many pockets in it.
Making my second pair, actually more nervous this time as I'm using fabric I bought on purpose and didn't have lying around. Actually prepared for how much of sewing is cutting, folding, pinning and pressing, and how little is actual sewing, though.
Five hours of sewing later, these are my Grateful Dead dungarees.
*Slaps roof of Waves & Wild Heyday Dungarees pattern*
This bad boy can fit so many pockets in it.
Making my second pair, actually more nervous this time as I'm using fabric I bought on purpose and didn't have lying around. Actually prepared for how much of sewing is cutting, folding, pinning and pressing, and how little is actual sewing, though.
On my way to an obstacle course race I signed up to at the last minute. Noon start wave was all that was left because that's what you need on a sunny day in a heatwave. I'm basically running in UV-protective swimwear.
Oh for fuck's sake.
Look, if a hateful person who made the world worse is well on their way to dying in obscurity, you don't turn them into a martyr. She was done. She was a bad punchline. We were finally forgetting.
Is this a self-discipline issue? Did your martial arts teacher not give you enough push-ups when you didn't wait quietly?
Police say suspect is white male, and inquiry ‘moving at significant pace’

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Today is the deadline for parliament to refuse the EHRC guidance. I have no hope for this because the government in general and my MP in particular are mealy-mouthed cowards who have never seen a principle they couldn't sell out.
To my trans friends: I will stand with you. If necessary I will stand in front of you.
To my fellow butch cisgender women: we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing. Maximum confusion to the enemy.
'Lover Lover Lover'* showed up in the playlist while we were playing Heckmeck tonight so it's time for this classic:
“If That’s How You Want To Say Goodbye, I Respect That”
*Who Is A Normal Human Person And Not God
science enthusiasts LOOVE making media where a humble academic is abducted by the authorities and forced to go on a cool alien adventure against their will. it's like cnc for them
This trend reached its apotheosis in Nicholas Rush on Stargate Universe, a mathematician who abducted EVERYONE ELSE to go on a cool alien adventure against his will.
Not sweets, not dried mushrooms, and definitely not vegan, despite Swizzels's recent recipe changes.
Is actually a skull. Specifically the sheep skull I found and cleaned in April and haven't had the chance to hand over to my goth collector friend until now.
Just noticed the sweets making a crossbones and quite like that actually.
One of my favourite recurring things the Master does is presumably just... actually doing the job that comes with whatever disguise they've chosen.
Like when they don't just show up five minutes before the Doctor arrives.
Holding staff meetings.
Signing paperwork.
Attending mandatory training.
The Master's greatest superpower isn't hypnosis or tissue compression.
It's an unparalleled commitment to workplace roleplay.
Prime Minister of the UK is NOT a directly-elected position! We don't have a president! Instead we'd have:
Harold Saxon being a godawful student union politics hack at university
Harold Saxon getting work experience in the public or NGO sector wait no he's evil he'd probably lobby for the private sector
Harold Saxon as a local political party activist delivering leaflets and trying to avoid getting his fingers bitten off by dogs in the process
Harold Saxon starting out with elected positions in local government or as a Member of the European Parliament to build up his credibility
Harold Saxon standing as an MP once a constituency becomes available or he convinces the local party he'd be better than the incumbent
Harold Saxon working his way up through junior ministerial posts up to the Cabinet
Harold Saxon running for leadership of a party and then doing a successful general election
That's what I call a long and fucking exhausting con. But also one hell of a work ethic. The Doctor just had to punch through a wall for billions of years.

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Yeah so this heatwave ya gal ordered several pairs of shorts and a crop top version of the uniform jersey, age 42, after playing in leggings and XL t-shirts for 15 years.
Okay, you know what? Given that over the last week I have seen at least one of the common myths of "things you should not do in the heat" come over my dashboard, let us quickly go over this:
If it is hot, you will need to drink more than normally because you are sweating. You can drink too much, though usually your body knows how to regulate it.
Yes, if it is liquid and not alcoholic it counts to your drinking intake. Yes, drinking lemonades, coke and whatever counts. All of it is still mostly water with some sugar and flavors added. It is fine. Be careful about taking in too much caffeine though, as it is a mild diuretic (means it makes you pee more and hence lose more water).
Yes, you also need electrolytes as you sweat them out. But you do not need to drink sports drinks. Eat some yoghurt with fruits, or some watermelon with salt, or maybe cold soup. It will refill your electrolytes.
No, it is not dangerous for you to sleep in front of a ventilator. This is a complete myth that has absolutely no basis in science whatsoever and literally originates with an Urban Legend. Especially with the recent heat wave in Europe for a lot of people the alternative is the possibility of heat stroke. It is fine. Sleep in front of that ventilator. Just make sure you are not getting too cold.
No, using sunscreen does not stop you from taking in Vitamin D, unless you are permanently using super high standard sun screen and are reapplying it every 6 hours as intended. And let's face it: you are not. Your skin gets enough UVB to make Vitamin D, don't worry about it. Skin cancer is worse.
Yes, switching between a very hot outside and a very cold context (be it super high AC or just jumping into cold water) can be a danger for your cardiovascular system, though unless the weather is very hot or the water very cold making the contrast very extreme, it is normally not a danger to people who do not have otherwise issues with their cardiovascular system. Though being a bit careful and allowing yourself to acclimatize is not a bad idea in general.
Yes, you should definitely not leave any living thing in a car while it is hot. Just don't. Cars heat up while standing very quickly and will become a death trap. If you leave an animal or a child alone in the car for even just 5 to 10 minutes, they might die. Don't do that shit.
Yes, you need to be extra careful about your medications. For once, most medications are not meant to be stored at above 25°C (don't ask me what this is in American units). But also a bunch of medications - especially psychoactive medications - will make your body worth at temperature regulation. So be careful.
Yes, you need shadow. Ideally the shadow of trees, because there is indeed a difference between that and the shadow of a building. But any shadow is good, especially during extreme heat.
In the same vein: be also careful about drugs during heat waves - like, the recreational type. Some of them work differently when your body is warmed up like that. Just... ideally read up online on possible side effects that might occur/be worse if taken during the heat.
Generally speaking: stay hydrated. Stay cool. Try to do it as well as you can in your respective situation. Stay safe.
"Yes, switching between a very hot outside and a very cold context (be it super high AC or just jumping into cold water) can be a danger for your cardiovascular system, though unless the weather is very hot or the water very cold making the contrast very extreme, it is normally not a danger to people who do not have otherwise issues with their cardiovascular system. Though being a bit careful and allowing yourself to acclimatize is not a bad idea in general."
FWIW the main danger with this in cold water is what we call 'cold water shock'. (Which I don't love because it's not proper physiological shock, the kind where your cells and organs aren't getting enough oxygenated blood and start dying.)
Basically if you plunge your whole torso and/or head into cold, you will start gasping and panicking and hyperventilating. And that's counterproductive in a situation where you have to actively control your breathing or drown. It's not the sudden cold that kills you; it's the gasping uncontrollably when surrounded by and potentially under water.