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my main question having recently started watching deep space nine is how do the people on the station trust any of the furniture. what if you’re sitting on odo
Okay; the algorithm can have this one. It's a banger.
Pinky please don't pull the mirror cover off. It's there so you don't see the Ghost Cat That Doesn't Smell Or Ever Back Down and then get upset. Pinky you have a literal heart condition. Pinky we have your breathing stabilised at 22/minute. Pinky you don't need to go ghost-hunting.

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"Oh, do you live here?"
"My mum does. She doesn't want a leaflet."
"It's an invitation"
"She declines"
I'm sure the local Jehovah's Witnesses think I'm an evil witch who is preventing her mother's eternal salvation, but the reality is I'm the least stroppy atheist in the family. I'm the one who enjoyed Knives Out 3 and went to her ex's ordination. I'm the one who thinks you should probably chuck a 五円 in the relevant shrine before you climb the volcano just to be on the safe side. I'm the one whose view is "it seems to make you happy and I'll try not to be gratuitously offensive" rather than "bollocks".
If there is an afterlife, my dad is yelling from it that I let them off too easy.
"Using only his own elbow-grease and the uncompensated labour of four enslaved people"
Quite enjoying Robert Evans's skewering of the American dream.
Bitis caudalis: *blep**poke*
Taxonomist: "I will call you the horned adder"
B. worthingtoni: *blep* *poke* (Kenyan)
Taxonomist: "And you will be the Kenya horned viper"
B. cornuta: *blep* *poke poke poke poke poke*
Taxonomist, getting the hang of this: "Many-horned adder"
B. nasicornis: *blep* *poke*
Taxonomist, panicking: "Uh... nose... horn... uh... rhinoceros viper?"
B. rhinoceros: *blep* *poke*
Taxonomist: "Are you kidding me right now?!"
... although the comments make a fair point that this is really aimed at Gen Alpha.
Gen Z elders, welcome to the world of "we're not actually children".
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Also I don't know who needs to hear this but the way your flat-faced dog sounds on a gentle walk is the way my cat sounded in acute congestive heart failure and I was genuinely worried she wouldn't make it to the vet hospital.
IT'S NOT NORMAL OR OKAY.
it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the 'culture war'. because it's literally just a medical thing.... I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can't expect shitty people to be logical, but I've even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it's like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I'm eating bread that doesn't taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it's so morally neutral.
I'm sorry, I know you weren't actually looking for an explanation but I always have a rant about this locked and loaded.
As far as I can tell the reasons that this happens are:
The interpretation of disability accommodation as wokeness - a lot of the same people who are shitty about food limitations are also shitty about sign language interpreters and ramp requirements (also building regulations relating to the latter) because they view any accommodation as capitulation to a group they think should "suck it up and deal with it" (quietly exist without named or obvious accommodations). The conversations around peanut-free or milk-free classrooms to accommodate children with allergies are similarly unhinged and possibly more horrifying.
Conflating specialty diets as a result of proximity in the popular consciousness - you're a lot more likely to see something described as "vegan + gluten free" or to see vegan/vegetarian/g-free options grouped on menus than you are to see keto/vegan/gfree options so the "lefty" animal-free diets get grouped with gluten-free (it's also interesting that there are right-wing diets, and I wonder how many of these people remember when you used to be able to find "atkins-friendly" symbols on casual dining restaurant menus)
Gluten free diets became a fad fifteen years ago; tons of people read "Wheat Belly" and stopped eating wheat as a weight loss hack and when they went back to eating wheat because it's actually pretty difficult to get around a major staple grain they didn't experience any negative consequences; people saw this and basically think that it's a trend, that people are faking medically necessary diets as part of a fad. When questioned about this they always go "but, I mean, it's okay if you REALLY need to skip the wheat because you have a condition but most people are doing it because it's popular" when g-free diets haven't been a major trend for quite a while now. TO BE QUITE FAIR, I think that things like "Gluten Aware" cookies and beer and such, which contain a little gluten but not NO gluten contribute to this perception (these have annoyed me forever for two reasons: 1. They make people without celiac think that a little gluten is fine for people with celiac, which it is not; 2. fucking commit, companies. *I* want the cookies and beer and it's deeply annoying that these business will go to the lengths to create products with minimal gluten but won't actually make g-free foods - this is often because of the risk of cross contamination, they won't claim to make g-free things because they won't work with a dedicated g-free facility)
Anyway, in conclusion: it sucks, I'm sorry.
The fun flipside of this is that I've seen people who are more right wing become aggressively pro regulation and pro accommodation when they or their family members have to suddenly take on the individual burden of making up for a society that doesn't include them by default.
US specific:
Is your ham made with vinegar? Does your ham have the generic word "spices" on the ingredient list? Does your ham include "smoke flavoring"? Does your ham include caramel coloring?
Because malt vinegar has gluten in it. "Spices" may include wheat products in a mix. Smoke flavoring may be made with barley flour. Caramel coloring may be made with wheat or barley syrup.
If the label says "gluten free" that means that the "spices," caramel coloring, vinegar, and smoke flavor are certified to contain 20ppm or less of gluten.
If the ham is cured in any way, it may include gluten. If the ham was marinated, it probably includes gluten. If the ham was prepared in a facility that processes wheat in any way, it might be cross contaminated with gluten.
There's a company out there called "Gluten Free Water" that makes water in plastic bottles, poking fun at the idea that too many things have a gluten free label. I fucking hate that company. Because that company is functionally saying "lol, people are so sensitive and over the top about this, let's be a little silly and laugh about how crazy people can be with their 'gluten free' nonsense."
Did you know that there are sustainable food containers and straws that contain wheat? And that you don't have to label them? There are definitely people with celiac who have been sickened by biodegradable plastic straws in their "obviously water is gluten free there's no risk here" water.
"It's over-labeled so it looks trendy" just means you don't know how foods are made or what foods contain gluten. Gluten is ridiculously common in foods in general, and also in packaged meats.
Your ham has to say gluten free because it distinguishes it from the hams that do contain gluten, which is a fucking lot of them. And you're annoyed that your ham has to say gluten free and I'm annoyed that I'm standing in the grocery store calling a ham company to figure out where they source their caramel coloring so I can figure out if the damned ham is safe to eat.
"lol, oats don't have wheat in them, are people so stupid that they have to be told what is and isn't wheat? why does this oatmeal have a gluten free label?" Cross contamination; gluten free oats are not grown near wheat and are not processed in facilities that process wheat.
"lol, rice doesn't have wheat in it, why is this rice labeled gluten free, all rice is gluten free" Cross contamination; the rice isn't processed on equipment that processes wheat.
"lol why does this turkey breast say gluten free, it's just fucking turkey" read the ingredients on your "just" turkey, lots of packaged meat is packed in broth, some of which contains modified food starch, which may contain wheat.
"lol why are these strawberries labeled gluten free? they're fucking strawberries" WAX, BUDDY. SOME FRUITS ARE COATED IN PRESERVATIVE WAX FILMS BY THE MANUFACTURER AND SOME OF THOSE FUCKING FILMS CONTAIN GLUTEN.
I think that part of the reason that people are so irritated by g-free labels is because it exposes them to just how vast and alienating their food systems are.
"Ham should just be meat from a pig, maybe with sugar and salt; what on earth is happening that there might be wheat in that process? Nothing in that process should involve wheat." And then you might have to think about it for a second, might have to wonder what "sugar" and "salt" mean when someone is producing a million hams to be delivered thousands of miles away. It's not just sugar and salt; it's preservatives and nitrates and batch cooking and getting corn syrup instead of sugar and getting smoke flavoring instead of smoking the ham and turning your "whole food" into all the ingredients that make up the ingredients that make up the ingredients.
A "gluten free" label says "you can eat this" to somebody with celiac disease, who has already pounded their skull against the shittiness of the medical system and the food system.
But to someone who doesn't have to worry that their food is going to disable them, a "gluten free" sticker on ham takes a known quantity and turns their sandwich into a hyperobject that contains animal agriculture and industrial additive production and shipping pollution and the ongoing assault on regulation.
If it doesn't have the label, you can just eat your lunch. If it does have the label, you are haunted by the specter of RFK junior imploding the FDA.
Turns out that everyone in the US with celiac is already constantly haunted by the possible implosion of the FDA because food regulation is an up-close and personal part of our daily lives that most people would rather not think about.
As someone with corn based issues my sickness levels are a recession indicator.
I can tell when companies are cost cutting because they start using corn sugar or maize starch as a bulking sweetener and it makes me incredibly fucking ill. Are they kind enough to put a "new recipe" label on it? Sometimes! Only fucking sometimes. A bunch of times I discover it when my stomach is trying to exist my body in aggressive, stabby maneuvers. It sucks.
And people will literally laugh at it and pretend it's no problem that they don't know why every yoghurt in the shop has cornflour in it rather than real fruit. Or their meat is all preserved with corn to make it look good for longer.
People have no idea what is in their food unless they have to have.
And even that can end up down weird pipelines of "crunchy mums" and conspiracies about plastic rice. It's so tiring man.
Oh man, I fucking hate the "unlabeled new recipe" bullshit. I am so grateful that my wife is ever-vigilant and realized that our old go-to brand of molé sauce no longer had the tiny text reading "gluten-free" where she was used to seeing it on the front of the jar, because they'd changed their recipe and put wheat flour in it.
She literally clocked the change in the label — it wasn't marked as changed, she just noticed that the "gf" label was gone — and that was enough for her to flip the jar over and check.
I gotta say that the most infuriating recipe change I've had to deal with was when a company started using "barley syrup" instead of their previous HFCS, which is how I suddenly started sweating and whimpering from drinking frozen lemonade.
"Lemonade is always gluten-free, it's stupid for them to label that shit!"
lmao ok bud
Anyway, solidarity. This shit sucks.
The other thing you get is when people are all "ha ha ha my peanuts said 'may contain nuts' isn't this wacky and stupid"
Peanuts are not tree nuts. They are legumes. It's a different allergy. "May contain nuts" in UK labelling law refers to tree nuts. Someone can be fine with peanuts but die because their peanuts were cross-contaminated with cashews or whatever.
See also fish, crustaceans and molluscs. Three different allergies. Yes your crab does need to warn for fish and molluscs, if there's potential cross-contamination. When you say "shellfish", are you referring to crustaceans or molluscs? It matters.
Pinky is back in the hospital because apparently furosemide sometimes just craps out on you after two weeks. She woke me up at 6am with the noises she was making while she was struggling to breathe.
They have her stabilised - still on oxygen, but less of it - but want to keep her overnight because her original cardiologist is in tomorrow morning. There are other treatment options - furosemide is the best-studied but not necessarily the most effective - and they didn't seem horrified that we wanted to try them. We're not thinking particularly clearly at the moment but we really don't want to lose both of them in under a week if we can avoid it.
We've said DNR if she crashes and obviously we'll be guided by what the vets think she can benefit from. Ultimately her heart failure is progressive and incurable, and long-term diuretic use will *also* fuck up the heart (and kidneys). But if we can have a bit more quality time with her, we want to.
Wife had her first honest-to-god hot flash while we were trying to get medication into Pinky, and I got to deal with the vet callback while sat pissing, because the universe respects neither dignity nor solemnity.
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We didn't even get as far as an ultrasound with Perky. The tumour in his abdomen was the size of an egg, and his bloods showed the weight loss was breaking down his muscles. His kidneys were also starting to fail, though whether that was cancer- or starvation-related or just the thing that always happens with old cats, I don't know.
He spent his last day mostly hanging out with Wife, snoozing and getting fuss, finally allowed to lick the butter he'd always tried to steal.
My sweet potato. My lumpy grumpy little man. My scrungly goblin boy. Hunter of socks and knitting. Always happy to see his internet friends who lived in the magic box (aka Wife's clients) and give them a good lopsided stare. The best cat you could possibly make out of spare parts from an English bull terrier. The most straight-up cuddly cat I've ever met, even if his face didn't agree.

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God DAMN it I just want a world where chickens don't get peritonitis and cats don't get lymphoma.
I was really hoping Perky was just off his food because of toothache, but the vet can feel a mass in his abdomen. Tomorrow we're hoping for blood results and an ultrasound to tell us what we're dealing with, but he's at least 13 and he's lost a kilo.
I keep seeing estimates of feline lymphoma incidence that are like double/triple figures in 100,000, but I'm now on 3 out of 7.
When you have two cats, and one is on meds and has sussed the tainted treats, and the other is off chewy food and booked in on Thursday for what you hope is just a dental. Behold the six types of cat food.