#knightstuck

gearing up to draw terezi with some more knightstuck

in this au shes an assassin who’s taken a hit on witch!dave

he’s currently keeping himself alive through the hasty application of protective charms and bribes of red chalk

sometipsygnostalgic:

T1M3 TO F4C3 JUDG3M3NT SMUTTY D3MON!!! ok but how about we not do that WHY WOULD W3 NOT DO TH4T?  COM3 ON 1 GOT MY SWORD 1M R34DY TO K1CK 4SS yeah but come on why are you even doing this its not like im terrorizing some guys grandkids or nothin like OOOOooHHH be careful the SPOOKY WITCH he may even have JPEG ARTIFACTS you dont hear taht in hansel and gretel 4R3 YOU ST4LL1NG M3? L1K3 SOM3 K1ND OF N3M3S1S? no what im SAYIN is heres this piece of chalk that tree over tehre looks like its ripe for vandalism now why dont we draw some dicks on it YOUR BR1B3S W1LL N3V3R WORK ON M3 HOW3V3R YOU 4R3 CORR3CT TH4T TR33 1S CONSP1CUOUSLY  D1CKL3SS 4ND TH1S PROBL3M MUST B3 R3SOLV3D 1MM3D14T3LY hahaha cool right hold on ima get my penknife lets CARVE this bitch up ((WH4TS 4 D1CK)) ((dunno... i hear its a mythical creature that lives in the underwear of humans and survives on eating toilets...))

knight rose lalonde

Once in a land far away and in a time long lost to the histories of people, there was a kingdom ruled by not one but  twelve royal families.

 In a way. You see the royal families did have their own rankings among themselves and from the family of the yellows there was a boy by the name of Mituna Captor, an heir.

Now Tuna did have his friends such as Kurloz but not many people took him seriously for they saw him to be far too weak and he had issues that were cursed upon the poor child for a heroic deed which involved sacrifice.

Now all basically lived in a harmony until the day the princess of Teal, a girl named Latula Pyrope, mysteriously vanished!

Now many thought that perhaps if they saved the Princess of Teal, they would be allowed to marry her and so they set off only to return empty handed and bitter of heart.

 Mituna wished to rescue the fair maiden for he had heard not of what she was born into but of her personality, a carefree and independent spirit who loved and who could also get the highest scores in games.

"I thall try!" declared the young man, a wide grin upon his face. Many, however, heard this and only laughed at the poor young man. "You, saving Princess Latula? Ha! You can barely protect yourself!" These words hurt the young Mituna and saddened him.

Kurloz, being the prince of Purple but also a mute, tried his best to comfort his dearest friend. He told him through signing of an old legend he had heard from the time of the original twelve of a woman of green that was wise and fair. She knew many things and might be able to help the young man on his quest. Mituna thanked his friend and set off to find this woman.

 No one knew where this woman was and so Mituna walked for days before collapsing from hunger and exhaustion. Now a woman just happened to have saw him and carried him into a bed to properly care for the youth.

The Prince of Yellow slept and slept until he woke up to find the woman who had taken him in bathing his face with a cloth, staring at him in pure worry. Upon seeing his return to the world of the waking, she offered him food with a smile.

"Eat young one, you need to regain your strength." And Mituna obeyed, devouring the bread and honey placed in front of him and gulping down the cool water she offered.

Upon his finishing of the meal he began to question this woman curiously. Who was she and why was she all alone? Was she a nice lady? Did she have children like him? The woman smiled and answered all questions though in a cryptic way. "So tell me little bee," she began upon his completion of questioning, "What brings you this way?"

Upon his finishing of the meal he began to question this woman curiously. Who was she and why was she all alone? Was she a nice lady? Did she have children like him? The woman smiled and answered all questions though in a cryptic way. "So tell me little bee," she began upon his completion of questioning, "What brings you this way?"

Mituna eagerly told her how he wished to find the one called Dolorosa so he may ask her for help in rescuing the fair princess Latula. The woman frowned as she looked upon him.

 "The Dolorosa cannot defeat demons or summon guardians. She does not know all and I am afraid she cannot help you on this quest." Mituna frowned, feeling like he was going to begin to sob. How could he save the fair princess now?

 "But my dear child, she can tell you this," She leaned forward, smiling as his face took on an expression of child-like wonder, his desire to know what she would say growing strong.

 "The reason all those who tried so far failed was because they did it with hearts of greed, not hearts pure. You desire to save the princess because of who she is, not of what she does. take the old blade hanging by the door and head north for a day and one day half and there you will find what you desire." He leapt from the bed and did as she said, grabbing a pack that was also made up for him. He turned to thank the kind woman, only to find her gone.

Wondering if he was seeing things like he did long ago, he set off north and followed the path for a day and one day half.

 he traveled and when he felt his legs could carry him no longer, he came upon an old temple. Curiously, he entered and began to look around and he heard them. He heard the voices again, the ones of those who tormented him! He tried to make them stop but they only kept going.

He pushed on, trying his best to ignore the taunting from bodiless sounds and came upon many hallways, in which he was sure traps and demons lie!

 He did not let this slow him down and he kept going, calling out for the dear Latula. He came upon traps that due to his child-like wonder and ideas, was able to pass until he came into a wide open room. there he saw her, the dear Latula! But she was trapped in a flower of pure glass. She banged and pleaded for him to somehow get her out of there!

Now one must understand Latula was not the type of princess who would go just kicking and screaming, oh no. That girl would full out wage warfare and take down fifteen men with her before being captured and taken.

 Mituna rushed over and began to bang on the glass, cracking it slightly when a shadow crawled across the floor and engulfed him.

 He turned to see that he was facing the largest man he had ever seen! It looked like his friend Kurloz but this could not be him for Kurloz was his friend and would never hurt someone on purpose!

The giant man swung a club at Mituna and knocked him into a wall!

But do you think that stopped our brave hero from trying again?

 It did not! He just got back up and tried to free her again!

 Many times this patterned played over and over. And many times Mituna would just get back up and try to get her out again. The man found this strange and asked why he did not give up to which Mituna replied.

"Giving up ith thupid! Very thupid!" he turned and tried again but the big man swung his club again but this time, Mituna ducked.

 The big man's club shattered the glass flower and freed the princess Latula! Who then took the blade in which Mituna had and started fighting the big man! Mituna was of course worried but he did not know what he could do!

 He backed into something and found out that there was a lever there, which he pulled because he wanted to see what happened and a flaming cage fell out of the ceiling and onto the big scary man! Like in one of his video games!

The princess dropped the blade and ran over, hugging Mituna! She called him her knight in shining armor and gave him a kiss on the cheek before they both headed back towards town. And along the way they talked and laughed. They got to know the good stuff and the bad stuff about each other. Once they arrived, people tried to pick on Mituna again but Latula scared them with her radical talk and declared that he, Mituna Captor the prince of yellow, was the most radical dude she had ever met. And you know what?

To this day, Knight Mituna and Princess Latula are still together, still as rad as ever.