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I hate shipping rarepairs because you look for fic and itās like goddammit I have to do everything in this fucking nightmare house

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Klames is so dear to me
James and Lance work for their achievements and their stupid boyfriend just has natural talent and gets handed things on a silver platter. Not even just things like grades, flying skills and getting into the Garrison, Lance takes his skincare very seriously and James takes his diet and workout routine very seriously and Keith??? Keith just naturally has great skin and is naturally pretty strong (even if he does train often, itās not as well thought out as Jamesā routine he just does what he wants) itās so unfair⦠but they love him regardless
guys I love Klance and I love Jaith.
Iām so tired of James being the āreboundā or the ājealousyā pick for Keith.
I get it, Iām part of a small group of people who thinks āDamn, thatās crazy⦠you know they can ALL kiss, right?ā
Some projections onto James that are now js head canons because to me they make sense
1. If he eats his food quickly, then he likes it. But if heās eating it really slow heās not enjoying it. Doesnāt really believe in āsavoringā every bite because he savors it by scarfing that shit down
2. Heās has this very specific hoodie since middle school and somehow has STILL not outworn it. Itās a light grey hoodie, tattered at the pockets. On the front it has a fall leaf and in text it says āfall in love.ā Keith actually barrows it constantly because it smells the most like James (I mean the guys had it for YEARS.) and is super comforting
3. He would love to do skin scare with Lance if it werenāt for the fact most of lances skin care has fragrances in them. His skin is sensitive (eczema..) and he has to use the plain stuff š Lance officially accommodated at some point and they have a lot of fun nights together doing whatever
4. Doesnāt like most chocolates. He will take twizzlers over anything though. The word twizzler actually summons him in the MFE gc and thatās how Nadia gets his attention most of the time
5. Knows like a concerning amount of information about oranges & orange juice. He WILL tell you what brands are actually worth the money and which will give you a sore throat or sick
6. He had braces. Got them off, and then lost his god damn retainer. Thatās it, thatās the head canon
7. A pretty weak immune system honestly?? Even the smallest shit gets him sick
8. Adores orange chicken. He WILL fend off anyone who attempts to take a piece of food from him (his brother mostly) I donāt have siblings
9. Has an intolerance to apples. Seriously he will feel sick every time he even has a little bit of them. They taste gross to him anyways so itās fine
10. Loves the smell of lavender but doesnāt keep any of it on him in fear itāll harm any animals. For example, kosmo!! He isnāt sure if itāll harm him since thatās a space. Wolf. And not anyway earthly but does it just to stay safe
11. Has a brief habit of stuttering/repeating words while talking for longs periods of time (or generally when heās very excited). This is mostly when his guard is down though
12. He cannot think. Or type for SHIT.
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Case in point. No im not giving context
13. When ever he smiles or grins widely thereās a small crinkle under his eyes and small dimples (I didnāt know this about myself.. thank you to my bfā¦)
14. Grew up on a lot of 90ās movies classics!! His taste in genre comes from his dad, and a lot of details about him do honestly. His favorite color, taste in music, weirdly enough fav number too, etc. like he adores mystery & cop shows so much just because of his dad
Listen, Iām injured and have nothing to do for most of the day other than lay in bed and daydream so:
THIS POST IS ABOUT JANCE AND KLAMES HEADCANONS SO IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE IT MOVE ALONG:
-Lance being able to read James like a book when theyāre around Lanceās family. He can see the yearning in Jamesā eyes when he hangs out with Lanceās siblings. James might have a sister, but his family definitely isnāt as close as Lanceās and it makes James Feel Big Emotions.
-James always cracks first when they argue. He knows his temper can get out of hand and he is always the first one to find Lance after they fight to alooogize, sometimes even if he isnāt entirely in the wrong; Lance is emotionally mature enough in his adult age to identify when James is taking on all the blame ā-> they attend therapy together and have separate sessions sometimes to help them both with their emotional maturity (I hope this makes sense)
-Lance loves to cook with James, they share recipes they grew up with and love trying new things together.
-James spoils Lance, and I mean SPOILS HIM. Lance loves it
When Keith joins the mix:

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Mmm genderbent Klames mmm butch jaith with their gorgeous jaw dropping beautiful baddie of a gf Lance
Ughhh Klames yuri where James and Keith both had SUCH a hard day at work n they both just wanna sit n cuddle w their gf but they have to shaareeee :((
I think that James would really enjoy just getting to spend time with Lance. Like, I think Lance is a breath of fresh air to James who is always WORKING.
Like, IN MY MIND, Lance takes up teaching at the Garrison after the war, and he and James often cross paths at work in the Officers Lounge, Cafeteria, School Duties, etc. and every time they chat, James finds that itās so easy to talk to Lance. He doesnāt have to be careful what he says, because Lance is just a silly goofy guy and James loves it.
And Lance loves talking to James because for some reason, James lets him blab about whatever he wants. Movies he watched, what changes he made to his skin care routine, the latest hot gossip, all of it and it reminds him of someone. And after further thought, he realizes that James reminds him of Keith. Keith who he misses desperately because heās always off on Blade missions and it isnāt until one day, when theyāre both really in the gutters bc of the work load and theyāre just complaining that they both stumble upon the same fact, āWe both miss Keith Koganeā.
And then itās like an extra weight is lifted off the two of them as James talks about his past with Keith and the yearning heās felt since Keith returned to Earth and Lance talks about all of the complicated feelings for Keith that he had before and even after Allura passed.
Then, they both decide to go get their man together- or something like that.
Anyways.