Jun 20
shoot me lmao
*takes careful aim... then shoots you with a water gun*
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shoot me lmao
*takes careful aim... then shoots you with a water gun*
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want you to know at work today first thing i had someone from san fran and we were talking about them liking the sports out there and i said i had a friend from elsewhere in CA who is really into baseball and he was like 'are they a padres fan' and i was like 'i think so, yeah', and he just. heavy sighed.
WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO? THEY'RE LEADING THE DIVISION. WE'VE BEEN PADDLING DESPERATELY AND LOSING .5 EVERY SERIES. WHAT MORE DOES HE WANT? DOES HE WANT THE PADRES ERASED FROM THE MAP? I THOUGHT WE HAD A COMMON ENEMY. I THOUGHT WE AGREED THE DODGERS WERE THE BIG BAD. THEY HATE DRAG NUNS. THEY HATE SPANISH VERSIONS OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER. THEIR STADIUM TAKES 4 HOURS TO GET OUT OF
I THOUGHT WE WERE AT LEAST CHILL, SAN FRAN. I LIKE YOUR STADIUM. I LIKE YOUR PADDLING GUYS WHO SNATCH UP HOME RUN BALLS. I LIKE YOUR LOU SEAL. BUT NOOOO.
oh hey whatever you do dont look up what new day has been up to recently *sweats*
don't scare me like that
awwwww this is so so cute thank you so much (edge is about to get bit for this lmao)
dawg im in love with the mint chocolate milanos
SHIT those are so good!! my favorite is the double dark chocolate and then the mint chocolate, but there’s a white chocolate coconut version out now that i was losing my mind over last week. i got high and devoured half the bag and felt so sick afterwards but all i could think was “i need more of these.”
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that person had it backwards, mjf 100% consented to the panic attacks in the dog collar. what WASNT consensual was hangman dealing with the 1000 people ages 12-39 in the crowd with signs watching the whole thing. that was NOT in the contract. mjf should have cleared the humiliation aspect beforehand. he would've worn the assless chaps.
you just reminded me i was so euphoric over the dog collars, thinking i’d gotten everything i’d wanted, that i completely forgot i had been begging and praying for hangman to wear the assless chaps, and now i’ve finally found something to be upset about regarding this match.
i’m obsessed with the fact that both times this type of discourse has sprung up, mjf’s been at the center of it. if i had a nickel for every time max was involved in a match that was accused of being unsafe kink bordering on snuff, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice!
i thought you should know i just fought "sushi" in fighty game
apparently she mains this guy
kicked my ass
That sounds about right for her, yeah!
“Sushi, what the hell do you get up to when we’re both doing our own thing? Do you play fight games against our friend sam kitwilsonsass?” she closed her eyes and pretended to sleep; evading the question!!
No it's actually a second smaller set of pearls. Lmao.
oh my GOD that makes it even better 😭 this just furthers my “pretty deadly vs young bucks” agenda. i keep thinking about when swerve pointed at matt jackson and said, “pearl necklaces? nobody wears those anymore.” matt and kit could share pearls.