#kittygrins

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

shops for groceries

i'm pretty sure they'd just order takeaway/subsist on junk food bc i can't see either one of them at giant eagle like complaining about the rising price of tortilla chips or whatever

kills the spiders

Totally, totally Zim. He has a gift for destruction and mayhem, you know. And when he's not there, Red probably just shoots them with a laser gun. 

comes home drunk at 3am

Definitely Red. And then he's up for another hour complaining to a lamp about what has his life become. :V

makes breakfast

I have a headcanon that Zim makes a mean french toast. v('_')v Of course, it's more whipped cream and chocolate sauce than french toast...

remembers to feed the fish

I'm pretty sure neither of them give a shit about fish tbh.

decorates the apartment

Well, we all know Zim's interior decorating...leaves something to be desired, so I'd think Red probably has a person for that.

initiates duets

...I don't know what that is??? Can I read it as 'duels' and talk about my kismesis headcanons for them? :V

falls asleep first