#kit kat cookie

Look, I know what their packages say, but do NOT separate them!

I’d like for you all to meet Kit Kat Cookie and her older brother, Dr. Twix! Made of carefully unbroken kitkats and twixs respectively, a few flecks of coal, one cup of hot chocolate powder, and one big hefty scoop of deer tracks ice cream, Kit Kat is the conductor of her beautiful magic train, lovingly dubbed the Chugga Chugga Choco Express, and Dr. Twix is a time traveler that goes through history for the purpose of fact checking history books!

I DO!! Be careful, some of these links contain spoilers for the media they are from!

Funnels is Barnum Jackman, but when he’s comfortable with someone he’s speaking to, his accent becomes thicker and he sounds like Hugh Jackmans normal speaking voice. He’s Australian!

Poppys is Holland Parker normally, but his real voice that he keeps hidden is Tom Holland! He has his reason for hiding it, but if you’ve been playing attention, you’ll notice he’s starting to be be more calm about it.

Song Birds is Jamie Foxx, specifically Nico from Rio!

Piroulines is Camille! 

Fireballs is Bad Cop, but if he was immensely Scottish.

Dog Biscuits is this Harley Quinn!

Roasteds is Snufkin from Moominvalley, but his real voice (The Soldiers voice) is Hey, Little Songbird and, yes, his Swedish accent still persists. He doesn’t like his real voice for a multitude of reasons.

Sprees is Alastor from Hazbin Hotel.

Jambalayas is Rattlesnake Jake from Rango.

Caramel Cake Pop Swirls is the Other Father from Coraline.

Shamrock Shakes is Good Cop.

Pan de Muertos is Carlos Sánchez from Book of Life.

Kit Kat is Tiana from Princess and The Frog

I personally voice Dr. Twix!

Saffron Buns is Klaus from Klaus.

Nyatmeg is Peni Parker from Spiderverse.

Lavas is Tui from Moana.

Nesquiks is Fluttershy from MLP!

Cookie Heights

Funnel - 6.3 inches’

Poppy - 5.5 inches

Song Bird - 6.9 inches

Pirouline - 6.6 inches

Fireball - 6.5 inches

Dog Biscuit - 5.8 inches

Roasted - 6.8 inches

Spree - 8 inches

Jambalaya - 6.4 inches

Caramel Cake Pop Swirl - 5.10 inches

Shamrock Shake - 5.6 inches

Pan de Muerto - 6.1 inches

Kit Kat - 5.9 inches

Dr. Twix - 5.11 inches

Saffron Bun - 9 inches

Nyatmeg - 4.9 inches

Lava - 6.11 inches

Nesquiks - 5.2 inches

Human AU Names

Funnel Cake - Phineas Cakemen

Poppy Seed - Peter “Petey” Sedar

Song Bird - Salomão Birbosa

Pirouline - Penelope Laurent

Fireball - Oliver Fyrebryar

Dog Biscuit - Dede Bonwell

Roasted Chestnut - Richard Chaesson

Spree - Eddie Spritzer [As far as the government knows]

Jambalaya - Jebidiah Blayamaine

Caramel Cake Pop Swirl - Kaholo Kris Pūnaewele Schubert

Shamrock Shake - Shemus Scanlan

Pan de Muerto - Pedro Mortis [Not their real name; they forgot it]

Kit Kat - Kathy Cukoo

Dr. Twix - Ebenezer Cukoo

Saffron Bun - Sigvard Bruun

Nyatmeg - Megan Nanna

Lava - Loto Afi

Nesquik - Nessa Quinzet