For decades I thought the lyrics to the Fatboy Slim song were "I have to praise you like a shoe."
(this is a documented phenomenon, it's not just me: https://www.kissthisguy.com/i-have-to-praise-you-like-a-shoe-fatboy-misheard-1703.htm)
I guess we collectively just assumed Fatboy Slim has a footwear kink.
It was a regular praise kink all along!










