Jojo Says

Josiah: When I lay down I can be more patient.

Me: Why?

Josiah: It's just how my life goes. Everyone's life is different.

Me: Yes it is. Who told you that?

Jojo: Mom! I'm a Law Vagina!

Me: You're a Law Vagina!??!?

Jojo: Yes!

Me: *bewildered and trying unsuccessfully not to crack up*

Boomer: He's a LAVA GIANT.

Jojo: No I don't.

Me: Then why are you holding your penis?

Jojo: To keep it safe!

Jojo: Where are you going?

Me: Boston.

Jojo: I used to live there.

Me: You did?

Jojo: Yes. My last school was there. Harvard. It's on Massachusetts Ave.

Garth Brooks: I'm yours and you're mine. Hey, that's what it's all about.

Jojo: Daddy it's drinking time!

Jojo: I like to say "oh shit" sometimes.

Me: I know, but that's a word only mommies should use.

Jojo: Can daddies use it?

Jojo: You can carry me and all the trains. You're strong like a takasaurus.

Me: Can you carry me?

Jojo: No, you're HUGE and I'm small like a tool.

Jojo: Does Aunt Jenny drive a fire truck?

Me: I don't think she does.

Jojo: Do you think one day when she grows up she can drive a fire truck?

Jojo: What flavor is this lollipop?

Me: I'm not sure.

Jojo: It's watermelon, dirt and skeletons.

Jojo: Sunny! No! Why won't Sunny get down?

Me: Because he wants to look out the window.

Jojo: Why?

Me: Why do you like to look out the window?

Jojo: Because he likes to see trees and other fun items outside?

Me: Exactly.

Jojo: This octagon wants to grow up and be a nonagon.