#kingsofeverythingfics

Tiny Penis Fic Series:

Rode Hard and Put Away Wet ~6.7K .E. Louis heard the same rumours in London, New York, and L.A., and he put them all to rest, but in Texas? Birthday Princess ~4.5K .E. Harry celebrates his birthday with Blow Jobs (and Slippery Nipples and Sex on the Beach) and drunkenly propositions the bartender in the bathroom. A Small Matter (A Matter of Trust) ~19K .E. Harry knows he and his Grindr hookup would be perfect together, if only he could convince him to give a relationship a chance. Or Harry has a thing for jockstraps and Louis likes to wear them. Snow Big Deal ~8K .E. Louis is a professional snowboarder set to appear in ESPN The Body Issue and Harry is an assistant photographer working for the magazine. They have more in common than they think Be Mine, Little Valentine ~7K .E. All Louis wants is to find someone who'll love all of him. There's just one tiny complication . Opposites Attract ~7K .E. Harry has a list of reasons he and Louis shouldn’t date. Maybe they’re more compatible than he thinks. Bijou ~6K .E. Being in love with his best friend wouldn't be so awful if Harry didn't have to listen to him constantly complain about how the guys he dates don't measure up. 

The Butthole Fic Series:

Hot Chocolate ~6.4K .E. Harry wants to make something new for Hot Chocolates, his small batch chocolate shop. Louis offers to help. Written for @wankersday 2021 Have a Nice Trip ~6.4K .E. While Harry and his roommate Louis are stuck at home practicing social distancing, they decide to take a little trip to pass the time. Heels Over Head ~3.4K .E. Louis Tomlinson returns from tour to find that his new next door neighbor doesn't realize his backyard is not completely private. Missed Connection ~3K .M. Harry is absolutely clueless when it comes to figuring out if other guys are into him, so he enlists his friend Niall to assist. That may or may not be a mistake. Picture This ~3K .M. Part of Harry’s job at the bar includes working the door on Friday nights, checking IDs and asking for proof of vaccination. One night, Louis Tomlinson accidentally shows him something else. Into the Woods ~2.5K. E. Whenever he hikes, Harry keeps an eye out for trees with knots and scars that resemble buttholes. What started as fodder for his silly little Instagram account has become his favorite way to masturbate. Pound Cake ~1.8K .NR. It's Harry's birthday and his best friend Louis bakes him a cake.

Don’t Want Shelter series:

Don’t Want Shelter ~76K .E. Louis and Harry have known each other all their lives and have spent the last twenty-five years either screaming at each other or not speaking at all. When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together. During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other. With beautiful art by Saori @assisreal Wasted Like A Memory ~5K .T. Part 2 of Don’t Want Shelter. Six years before Hurricane Nicole forces Louis and Harry together, Fizzy gets married. Harry wrestles with reconciling the different versions of Louis he knows. Let Me In ~5K .E. Part 3 of Don’t Want Shelter. After their first Thanksgiving together, Louis and Harry argue about how to spend their first Christmas. Written for the 50 Reasons to Have Sex Fest. Reason #49: To change the subject. Light the Water ~2K .G. Part 4 of Don’t Want Shelter.  A POV switch of the day that Louis and Harry start arguing the second they wake up and they keep at it all day, until Harry goes a little too far, Louis leaves, and Harry has to chase him down. Fall Like Rain ~2K words.G. Part 5 of Don’t Want Shelter. A POV switch of the first day at the beach house. A Well-Made Mistake ~3K .E. Part 6 of Don’t Want Shelter. It's been three years since the last time they saw each other and it’s probably inevitable that their reunion includes a drunken confrontation. Neither of them expect to get thrown out of Gemma's wedding reception, and they definitely don't anticipate what happens next.

Marold Harold series:

An Unbalanced Force ~111K .E. Harry has the rest of his life planned. Marriage. Career. Kids. Happily ever after. But sometimes plans don’t work out. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. Written for Round 2 of @onedirectionbigbang and the @1dgreysweatpants fest. With magnificent art by @goodmorningtoyouuniverse. A Change In Momentum 666 words .G. Louis wants to surprise Harry by carving pumpkins by himself. Written for the @1dtrickortreatfest. Slip ‘n Slide 100 words .G. Ten years later at the neighborhood block party. Written for the 2021 1D Drabble Challenge @larrydrabble 

Fall At My Door series:

Fall At My Door ~30K .E. Famous/Famous AU. A-list actor Harry Styles and award-winning musician Louis Tomlinson have an acquaintances-with-benefits relationship, so whenever their busy professional lives happen to land them in the same city, they meet up. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement. And that’s all it is. Until it isn’t. With a Word ~4K .E. Part 2 of Fall At My Door. Famous/Famous AU. Louis and Harry attend their first awards ceremony after going public as a couple. Till the Sun Fell Down ~1K .T. Part 3 of Fall At My Door. A short time stamp about the first time Louis and Harry meet at the AMAs.

Fake a Relationship for Christmas series:

Find You Home ~35K .E. When Louis lies to his family and says he’ll bring his new boyfriend home for Christmas, his best friend and roommate Harry agrees to play the part. It’s that, or be left alone over the holidays. What will happen? No one knows! Perhaps Santa will swoop in with a Christmas miracle. Featuring lovesick idiots, kissing and cuddling, pies and Christmas clichés. Mixtape ~1K .G. A POV switch from Find You Home, when they first leave home to drive to Louis’ family’s house for Christmas.

Head(canon) series:

Mercedes Boy ~5K .E. There’s a surprise waiting at home for Louis after he finishes his day on the tracks at the Mercedes AMG Driving Experience.  Possessing All of Me ~3K .E. Part 2 of Mercedes Boy. It's the following day, and Harry and Louis still have the borrowed Mercedes Roadster. Harry keeps his promise from the night before. Dancing In My Dreams ~3K .E. Part 3 of Mercedes Boy. Louis doesn't mean to imply that Harry's too old to dance for him, but Harry takes it that way, and sets out to prove him wrong.

Genie In a Bottle series:

Rub Me the Right Way ~3.6K .E. As the owner of a second hand shop, Harry comes into contact with a lot of strange and unusual objects. There is, however, a first time for everything. As You Wish ~25K .E. Harry wished Louis free, and life hasn’t been the same since. Written for @onedirectionbigbang

Just Pretend ~90k .E. Louis Tomlinson is a divorced dad who doesn't date. What free time he has, he likes to spend with his teenage daughter, and if he wants to take someone home, he does it when she's spending the weekend with her mom. Then he meets Harry Styles, another divorced dad with a teenage daughter, who convinces him it’s a good idea to pretend they're dating to keep their kids happy. Written for @1dsilverfoxfest

The Second Hand Unwinds ~51K .E. Louis Tomlinson is one of the first members of NASA's top secret Chrono Exploration Program. When things go wrong and he's sent further back in time than planned, he has no other option than to show up on his ex-boyfriend's doorstep. Written for the @hlsummerexchange2018 and the @1dgreysweatpants fest. With beautiful art by @vocabularryonthemind.

How Fast You Fall ~50K .E. Friends to lovers/Roommates to lovers/College AU with a twist. With amazing art by @youngandmadeof Written for Round 5 of @1dbigbang

No Hold to Hold Onto ~48K. E. Injured after being thrown from a bronc, Harry doesn’t know if he’ll ever compete again. His only hope is a man called Tommo, a world champion rider who retired at the top of his game. When Harry goes looking for help learning a new way to rope and ride, the last thing he expects to find is love. Written for @1dreversebang inspired by the awesome art of @haztobegood

It Had To Be You ~45K .M. When Harry Met Sally Movie AU. Hate to friendship to love over more than a decade. With some messy bits in the middle.

Until That Day ~45K.E. Harry Styles is days away from walking down the aisle when his previous failed weddings are turned into a public spectacle by jaded London journalist Louis Tomlinson. Hoping to witness Harry leave another groom at the altar, Louis heads to Holmes Chapel, where nothing goes as planned, and he finds himself falling for the serial heartbreaker. A Runaway Bride movie AU. Written for round 4 of the @onedirectionbigbang. With art by the talented @sunflowervolh

The Stars Look Very Different Today ~43K .E. For Harry Styles, child genius turned glorified spaceship mechanic, rescuing lost or broken down ships is a fairly common occurrence. There’s nothing common about his latest mission, the ship, or that ship’s captain. The last thing he expects to find in a distant galaxy is the one thing he’s been missing on Earth. Written for round 3 of @onedirectionbigbang with stellar art from @tomlinshires.

Someone to Fly Home To ~35K .E. Ex-husbands in their 50s.  Louis. 55 year old pilot who wants someone to fly home to. Harry swipes right. 

Something About Liminal Spaces ~34K. E. Searching for inspiration for his latest book, and hoping distance will help heal his broken heart, Louis Tomlinson heads to the village of Piha on the west coast of New Zealand’s north island. There he meets Harry Styles. Fifteen years older than Harry, Louis tries to keep his distance, but Harry is impossible to avoid and harder to ignore. Written for @soulmatesabroad

Leave Your Mark On Me ~32K .E. Hate to love. When Chef Harry Styles’ unbonded Omega designation threatens to derail his career, he does the only thing he can, and goes in search of a black market bond.

If I had no love to give (I wouldn't give it to you) ~30K .E. Exes to lovers. Small town restaurateur Louis Tomlinson needs someone competent to work in his kitchen. Chef Harry Styles needs a job.

Always a Bridesmaid ~30K.E. While Harry’s friends are all getting engaged or married, he’s nowhere near walking down the aisle to his own happily ever after. The night before his best friend’s wedding, Harry falls into bed with a silver haired stranger who makes him wonder what his own forever might look like.

Things Never Change ~29K .E. Small town AU. Harry is about to graduate from college with a degree in Library Science, Louis is a skateboarding antiques dealer. 100% fluff. (and my first fic ever!)

Has The Ocean Lost Its Way ~28K .E. Louis and Liam are professional surfers who have been traveling the world together for years. They’re in Manly Beach, Sydney to compete in the 2017 Australia Open of Surfing when Louis meets Harry, a freelance surf photographer working for Surfer Magazine. Written for @hlsummerexchange2017

Campus Creatures co-written with YesIsAWorld @louandhazaf ~25K .E. It’s senior year for werewolf Louis Tomlinson and vampire Harry Styles, and as presidents of their respective fraternities, they’re determined to do it right. What that means is anybody’s guess. Written for round 3 of @onedirectionbigbang with gorgeous art by @glimmeringdoodles.

Yours In Fractions ~24K .E. Strangers to Lovers Christmas AU. Louis and Harry are strangers who, because of a mix up, share their mutual friend’s apartment and bed over the holidays.

Wine Not? ~21K .E. Louis’ Wine Dive is a bar run by the people for the people. Wine Styles is a boutique tasting room that caters to a more highbrow clientele. When their worlds clash on a beautiful Charleston street, one of these owners may find that an ounce of pretension doesn’t stand a chance against a pound of perseverance. Co-written with abrighteryellow, allwaswell16, dinosaursmate, crinkle-eyed-boo, disgruntledkittenface, FallingLikeThis, jaerie, Justalittlelouislove, kiwikero, LadyLondonderry, Layne Faire, lululawrence, momentofclarity, phdmama, QuickedWeen, Rearviewdreamer, red_special, SadaVeniren, someonethatsfunny, taggiecb.

The Oldest Magic Word ~18K .E. Louis gets called up to play Seeker for the English National Team and when he gets there, he finds out that Harry Styles, his old school crush, is the Team Healer. Written for @potterdirectionficexchange

Stranded in a Dream ~13K .T. Harry leaves everything behind for a job in Vegas which doesn’t quite work out as planned. Written for the @larriedinvegasficfest

BLVD ~12K .E. It’s the first week of summer break and Harry just wants to relax and enjoy his vacation in Myrtle Beach. If only he could stop making an ass of himself. Written for @wankfest 2019.

Baby Blues ~12K .E. 8 mpreg Harry snippets originally posted on Tumblr.

Midnight ~10k .E. “Alphas are for fucking and pheromones,” Louis said during their first conversation, when he was moving into the building and Harry offered to help haul boxes up the stairs. “I’m perfectly capable of carrying my own groceries.”   

Ride My Sleigh Tonight ~9K .E. In exchange for free food and drinks at Liam’s office holiday party, Harry pretends to be his boyfriend. But this is not that story.

Strangers In The Night ~9K .E. Louis never thought he’d meet his soulmate. Harry never thought he’d meet a vampire. Written for the FOUR album fic fest.

Glitter Bomb ~8K .T. After a spectacularly awful date, Harry decides a little petty revenge will make him feel better. Things don't work out quite the way he plans.

Milk & Honey ~7.6K .E. Breastfeeding twins is no easy task, so Harry joins the local M.O.M.M. (Male Omegas Make Milk) support group. Written for @momrryfest2020

Uh oh, it’s Magic (when I’m with you) ~7K .E. Everyone Dreams eventually, and everyone's Dream is different, but all Dreams have one thing in common: They send the Dreamer on a Quest to find their Magic. It's been months since Louis started his Quest to live as a hermit in a cave in the middle of the woods and he’s not about to let some new guy disturb his hermitage. Written for @1dastroficfest

Just Around the Corner ~7K .E. Louis’ routine life is interrupted by the repeated appearance of… something. A ghost? A stranger? A hallucination? Written for @31daysofsmut

Graphic design is my passion ~6.5K .E. Graphic design student Louis Tomlinson doesn’t plan to get his heart broken and he doesn’t plan to make almost a hundred silicone dildos. One of these things definitely happens.

Running Over Thoughts ~6K .E. Harry returns to the beach town where he grew up, only to find that his ex-boyfriend Louis has moved back too.

Truth or Drink ~6K .M. Harry and Louis broke up years ago, and they're seeing each other again for the first time to play Truth or Drink. On camera.

Crash Landing ~6K .E. Louis crashes weddings for the thrill of it. He gets dressed up, uses fake names, and makes up stories to go along with each new persona. Sometimes he'll find someone on the guest list to spend the evening drinking and dancing with (among other things). No strings attached and he never sees them again. That is, until he meets a fellow wedding crasher. Written for the @moodboardprompts challenge.

You Put the Boom Boom Into My Heart ~6K. T. Harry's been trying all summer to come up with a way to show Louis how much he means to him before he leaves for college. Or five times Harry fails to win Wham! tickets and one time he succeeds.

Sweating ’Til My Clothes Come Off ~5K .E. Harry agrees to do some modeling to help out Niall, but the pictures will be a little more revealing than he expected. Written for the @50reasons to Have Sex Fest. Reason #14: Celebrate Recent Weight Loss

I’ll Show You Magic ~5K .E. Louis didn’t mean to go home with a Muggle, and he didn’t mean to sneak out of his flat in the morning. He definitely didn’t mean to wind up in that same flat a month later, attempting to steal a magical object before the Muggle gets home. Written for @potterdirectionficexchange.

Don’t Get Me Wrong ~5K .NR. Four times Louis’ art hurts Harry’s feelings, and one time it doesn’t. Written for the @1d5xfest.

Down On the Farm ~5K .E. Country Boy Harry and City Boy Louis take their relationship to the next level. Inspired by “Down On the Farm” by Tim McGraw.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket? ~5K .E. A Christmas fic. Louis accuses Harry of shoplifting. Harry was definitely not shoplifting. They work it out.

Southern Comfort ~5K .E. Girl!Direction. At a lavish engagement party thrown by her fiancé’s family, Louis meets what seems like a millions aunts and uncles and cousins, but only one stands out: Harry Styles, a gorgeous brunette in a red dress who makes Louis blush like she might catch fire. Written for @wankersday

Soft Wings ~4.4K .G. Harry is a Dolly Parton fan who wants to get a tattoo in tribute to her. Louis is the tattoo artist.

Number 84 ~4.3K .E. Louis and Harry are best friends and roommates, though Harry has always wanted more. When he accidentally stumbles upon a written confession of Louis’ true feelings for him, Harry finally takes the first step. Written for the @50reasons to Have Sex Fest. Reason #47: Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)

Splish Splash ~4.3K .E. Harry’s looking to get off with the boring, but willing, guy he met the week before. He sends him a selfie in the hopes that he’ll take the hint and they can hook-up again, but he accidentally sends it to someone else. Written for  @hlsummerexchange2017

Home Remedies ~4.2K .E. Louis’ hiccups just won’t stop. Harry, his roommate and best friend, is willing to do anything to help.

U-Pop Truck Stop ~4.1K .E. After driving their big rigs all day, Harry and Louis park at the same truck stop.

Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby ~4.1K .E. There are millions of ways to get off. Harry tries something new. Written for Wankfest 2019.

Spring Fever ~4K .E. Harry’s finally out of the first trimester. He and Louis celebrate.

One Touch Is Never Enough ~3.8K .E. Werewolf AU. It’s been a rough year for Louis. First, he was turned into a werewolf, which hasn't been so bad, except that he didn't anticipate how it would affect his love life.

One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor ~3.7K .E. Niall Horan/Maggie Rogers fic. Niall and Maggie come up with a way to get revenge on her annoying neighbors. Written for @1dnicheficfest.

One of Many ~3.6K .E. Christmas season AU. Harry and Louis celebrate an anniversary ❤

Messtival ~3.5K .T. Halloween, Teacher AU. Based on the first prompt from this Tumblr post: I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could.

It’s About Time ~3.5K .G. Best friends and roommates, Louis and Harry have been through a lot together, including law school for Louis, marriage and divorce for Harry. Their imminent eviction forces them to admit their feelings.

Feel Your Way ~3.5K .E. Louis Tomlinson tries to meet some colleagues for drinks and winds up meeting Harry Styles instead. Harry Styles: famous singer, songwriter, and actor, as well as the source material for the folder of wanking fodder entitled “hiddies” that Louis keeps hidden on his laptop. For @motorboatrryfest2021

Come On and Rescue Me ~3K .E. Louis only intends to watch his hot neighbor’s Instagram live, but he winds up with his hand down his pants. For @wankersday​ 2024

Even at my worst, I'm best with you ~3K .NR. Louis thinks Harry knows he's going to propose and tries to throw him off by insisting he's not interested in marriage. It backfires. Based on Monica and Chandler's proposal from Friends. Written for the @28proposalsfest.

It’s not what it looks like... ~2.6K .E. Quarantine allows Harry the time to improve his sewing skills, thanks to the face masks he makes for friends and family. Proud of his work, he posts a picture on Instagram, but it's not what it looks like. Written for Wankfest 2020 @wankersday

If I can’t have you ~2.5K .E. Shiall fic. Shawn is tired of being so obvious about his feelings. Songs, words, gifts. Nothing gets his message across. In a last ditch effort to gain Niall’s attention, Shawn follows some advice from a nosy mutual friend. (Co-starring Louis & Harry). Written for Wankfest 2019 @wankersday

Almost Always ~2.5K .NR. After a night out, Louis meets Harry at a bus stop. Harry says they've met before. Written for the @wallsficfest.

Ahead in the Count ~2K .E. Louis’s been a catcher in the minor leagues for more than a decade and he’s never known a pitcher to touch his junk more often than he touches the baseball. Harry Styles, however, threw 117 pitches tonight, and adjusted himself 228 times. Written for round 5 of @wankersday fic fest.

The Need Seeps In ~2K .G. Feeling #189: The jealousy of strangers holding hands. A day in the life of Louis and Harry who’ve been together for more than a decade and have four children together. Written for the @1000feelingsfics challenge.

Until You Use Me Up ~2K .E. There's a fantasy that Harry's had for as long as he can remember, but he never thought it'd be possible to fulfill it. Written for the @anythingbutchallenge 

Going To Set Himself On Fire ~2K .E. Established relationship Christmas AU inspired by drunk Harry singing karaoke and trying to set himself on fire with a champagne sparkler.

Size Difference ~1K .E. Harry avoids confrontation until he can't anymore. Written for the @1dshortficfest.

Alluvion ~1K .T. al·lu·vi·on /əˈlo͞ovēən/ 1 : the wash or flow of water against a shore. 2 : flood, inundation. 3: the action of the sea or a river in forming new land by deposition. 

The Devil Went Down to Georgia ~ 666 words .G. Louis just wants to fall in love for eternity. Written for @1dtrickortreatfest. 

Insomnis ~500 words .G. Harry’s been having trouble sleeping. Louis makes everything better. Written for the @1dshortficfest.

It’s been a long, cold, lonely winter ~ 400 words .T. A POV switch for sun, here it comes by YesIsAWorld. Louis wants to catch the eye of his hot neighbor who's always looking at his phone. His grey sweatpants are his secret weapon. Written for the Shake Off the Dust Quick Fic Fest and the @1dgreysweatpants fest.

honey, honey 100 words .NR. a villanelle style poem and drabble inspired by the song “Daylight” and written for @harryshouseficfest

Will My Heart Awake, Sunshine’s Around Me, Some Other Spring ~ 100 words each .G. A drabble series written for the @larrydrabble Spring Drabble Challenge. Based on the prompts: growth, sunlight, scampering.

Admission, Intention, Resolution ~ 100 words each .G. A drabble series written for the @larrydrabble Winter Drabble Challenge. Based on the prompts: cozy, gift, and wreath.

Collide ~ 100 words .G. A (head)canon about their first meeting.

A Larry Limerick  ~ An actual limerick. 29 words (I tried).G. Written for the Shake Off the Dust Quick Fic Fest.

Poetry for Wordplay 2021:

Struggle ~ a diamante poem Oops! ~ a poem of three couplets The Great Divide ~ an idiom doggerel Arise, the Golden Sun ~ a villanelle poem Life Drawing ~ a free verse poem

Drabbles for Wordplay 2024: