honestly i wasnāt a fan of chest hair until Frank Langdon/Patrick Ball came into my life
do you have anything else with slutty frank and established him and mel? in need of some smut in my life tbh
Same. It's very much not my thing. But it works for him.
But then again with that jawline and eyes he could get away with a lot.... not everything but a lot.
Headcanons:
Hmmm Garcia will tell everyone who will listen that Frank was an absolute slut during undergrad. It's not so much that he was a slut but he got a well earned reputation for being... appreciative of his partners having a good time. He's a good boy. So people lined up around the clock but he was never a dick about it. Garcia occasionally will call him a fellow lesbian. hmhmmmmmmm
Abby was not a fan of the chest hair - she has very sensitive skin so Frank being the considerate fellow kept it shaved off. During the awkward period where they were figuring out if they were going to divorce of not he stops. One day at work the itching is driving him nuts and Mel (of course) is highly concerned. Frank explains and Mel does her best to not think about it too much. (Fails miserably). Recommended best skin care as a purely professional friend. They both have thoughts.
After they get together they both have a weird thing about his body hair. Mel any times she wants and immediate response out of him, just has to scratch her nails along his chest hair. And pretty instantly thrown over his shoulder or whatever is nearby. Frank on the other hand has worked out that if he just happens to stretch just so a little peak of his chest hair is expose. Mel becomes tighter than a spring. Pretending she's not affected. Curling into a tight little ball. Face turning bright red. 'You want anything Sweetheart?'
As for Mel. She'll shave occasionally but frankly it feels like more effort than it's worth. Previous partners had been a little weird about it. However Frank is fully obsessed with it. He even gets a little down when she does feel the need to shave.
They are freaks for every part of the other. Lets be real.
Mel has all the praise kinks. I will fight an army over that. Combined with Frank need to prove himself? Why these two ever leave a private enclosed space (privacy sometimes optional) is beyond me.
Mel will pretty much try anything as long as Frank follows the rules (*eyebrow arch*) which of COURSE. So they basically have a PhD in sex. Like Trinity will try and have the craziest sex stories. Mel just blows her out of the water every damn time. Trinity is increasingly annoyed that she has to hand it to Frank.... The Lesbian?
I have more.... heheheeee but Frank the Lesbian is making me laugh. Freaks being freaking. God damn.
