Some Killian incorrect quotes using this generator to give you all a feel of him and his relationship with his companions. It's below the cut, cos there's a few lol
Killian: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Killian: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
Killian: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Alistair: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Killian: I'm aware of that.
Alistair: But then you and I spent some time together.
Alistair: It did not get better.
Alistair: How stupid do you think I am?!
Killian: You really want an honest answer to that?
Alistair: Did you have to stab them?
Killian: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Alistair: What did they say?
Killian: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Zevran: No. He's right. That’s fair.
Killian: We either die free, or die trying!
Zevran: Are those the only choices?
Killian: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask any questions.
Zevran: Only if you also don't ask any questions.
Zevran: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Killian, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Zevran: Killian, my friend, you're an asshole.
Killian: You are what you eat Zevran.
Killian: I need to dye my hair.
Killian: Or get another tattoo.
Killian: Or a new piercing.
Killian: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Morrigan: You’re an idiot.
Killian: That’s the charm.
Morrigan: Can you cut me some slack, Killian? I’m sort of in love.
Killian: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Morrigan: I’m in love with you.
Killian: Yeah... That still sounds like a you problem.
Morrigan: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Killian: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, babe.
Alistair: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Killian, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
Killian: Morrigan, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Morrigan, naked in Killian's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Killian, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Leliana: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Killian: A horrible decision, really.
Leliana: Killian, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Leliana: But I can't. Those are the two words that best describe you.
Leliana: How are you today?
Killian: Please don’t make me think about my life.