#killer convos

Go play toon universe guys (it’s not much better gameplay wise but hey it’s a nice substitute that i think doesn’t have potentially shitty developers)

“Honey? Why are you all out of breath? Are you okay?” “Yeah baby I’m fine I just had my phone in my locker at work and had to run when I heard it going off.” “Oh I’m not bothering you during your break am I? I know how much you love your sixty minutes of silence in your truck.” “No sweetheart you’re not bothering me…are you home already?” “I am! That’s actually why I was calling…I was seeing if tonight could be our date night for the week? Since I’m off early and you don’t work tonight?” “Sure we can have date night tonight….I should be home around five.” “Oh perfect that gives me two hours to be a couch potato before I have to start getting ready….” “Baby…” “yes?” “Is that really the only reason you called?” “I might’ve just also wanted to hear your voice…it gets all rough in the middle of the day from you yelling at people to do their jobs correctly….” “Oh and you enjoy that do you?” “You yelling? No but…I do enjoy what it does to your voice…but I’ll let you get back to work.” “Oh you’ve gotten your fill then huh? I’m free to go now?” “Yes you’re free to go.” “Okay well I’ll see you when I get home…if you miss me too much feel free to call me…” “you just want an excuse to get out of working.” “No I just like hearing your voice…I love you baby I’ll see you soon.” “I love you too honey…see you when you get home.”

“Did you have a good time tonight baby?” “I did…thank you for still wanting to have date nights with me…even after all these years.” “You don’t have to thank me…you know I love any reason to show you off…here let me help you with your shoes.” “Thanks honey…” “what’s wrong?” “Nothing.” “Really? So…wanna tell me why for the first time in over twenty years of marriage you didn’t take the opportunity to mess with my hair while I was on my knees in front of you taking your shoes off?” “I…I’m sorry I…don’t…I-” “sweetheart…what’s wrong?” “Why’d Steve get to know before me? Do you trust him more…than you trust me?” “Oh baby…no not at all I don’t trust anyone more than I trust you..Steve found out because…well he kinda…caught me once.” “He caught you?” “Yes…it was one weekend you were out of town and I was…meeting with someone and he came over thinking I was just home alone and well…yeah that’s how he found out…I didn’t tell him because I wanted to sweetheart…I was forced to.” “If I wouldn’t have asked about Nick would you have ever told me?” “No.” “But Steve would get to know?” “Baby…are you…jealous that Steve knew before you? Is that what this is really about?” “Yes you…you…jerk.” “Oh Princess…look at me…baby please look at me…I swear if I was going to ever openly tell anyone about…what I’ve done it would be you but I never wanted to burden you with that…it’s for me to deal with and I didn’t want you to ever look at me like you were afraid of me…because…I love you so…so so much baby and I really am so sorry….so so sorry.” “I’d never be afraid of you Eddie you’ve…always had this look about you that has let me know you were capable of….things…and it’s not like I haven’t seen you knock someone out at a bar before.” “You know how my temper gets when people bother you…” “I know honey…and I do understand why you wanted to keep this to yourself…I just…god it’s so annoying that Steve knew for so long and I don’t know why it bothers me but it does.” “Want me to kill him?” “Edward James Munson.” “Sorry…I’m kidding…too many people would notice he’s missing.” “I’m sorry I made this into such a big deal I just…I don’t like someone else knowing something about my husband before me…that’s all.” “I understand baby…I’m sorry it bothers you and I wish I could do something or say something to make you feel better…but please just know Steve is the last person I’d ever tell about..what I did…he was so annoying and constantly asking me to…deal with people for him it was…stressful.” “You know what? Knowing that Steve made you annoyed the whole time he knew kinda makes me feel better.” “I’m glad…now how about a shower and a cuddle in bed? Or did you want some alone time?” “Will you wash my hair for me?” “Sure baby.” “Then a shower and some cuddles sound lovely.” “Good…I love you Princess.” “I love you too honey.”