#kill count

Bruce: WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE, JASON

Dick: Pfft okay

Bruce: What do you mean by that?

Dick: Just saying, for a family that "doesn't kill", we have a pretty high kill count

Jason: Whaaaa?

Dick: Yeah, all things considered, Cass has the lowest count. You'd know this if you talked to us

Bruce: Dick, what are you talking about?

Jason: Wait! Replacement has a kill count???

Dick: He holds the record for most kills currently

Bruce and Jason: WHAT?

Dick, a little too proud: He's going to be so scary when he embraces being a supervillain

Tim, appearing with a pout: Still not a supervillain. Stop saying that.

Dick, beaming: No

Jason: wait, wait, wait, how does he-?? When-?? But I'm a crimelord and Demon Brat was an assassin???? Just how many have you killed???

Tim, ignoring Bruce having a mental breakdown: I lost count after I blow up all of Ra's bases. But a couple thousand?

Jason, shocked: For real?

Dick: See! Baby supervillain!

Tim: I'm not a baby anything, asshole. I'm 19!

Jason: Damn, baby bird. Wait! Does this mean Bruce and you (Dick) have kills counts?

Dick, shrugs: Yeah, Slade still tries to recruit me occasionally because of it.

Tim: Yeah, and Bruce likes to pretend he doesn't, but he does. If we want to add all the people he put in states worse than death while you were dead, who later killed themselves because of it, it's an even bigger list.

Dick, guiltily frowns: I'm not sure I want to add those. My list would get a hell of a lot longer too.

Tim, shrugs: Not all kills are to be proud of.

Jason, flabbergasted: I think I need to process this... my life is a lie

Tim: Talk to Alfred, it'll help

Jason, gestures to the despairing Bruce: What about him?

Dick: We've actually discussed this several times in front of him before, if we set him up at the bat computer, the med bay, or in his room, he pretends the whole conversation was a hallucination or something

Jason: Seriously?

Tim, nodding: Damian is so salty about it

Dick, strong arming Bruce to the bat computer and opening Bruce's latest case: Dami'll understand eventually.

Jason: Man, I need to hang out with you fuckers more often

Dick: I've been telling you!

His adopted son, Oak with a excellent kill count. His foster daughters Jude (he wish he was there for her first kill for the bonding experience) and Taryn (he's so proud of her for killing her husband, so efficiently too).

*Growls and claws at the bars of my enclosure*

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*I am only including living things, aka humanoids, so not constructs, elementals, skeletons, etc. If it’s sentient, it’s counted. Any counts not specified as to who it is is because it was merely goons / underlings with no name or importance

Adaine: Only 1, and it was Doreen

Fig: 2

Fabian: 5* Johnny Spells, Dayne, Penelope

Riz: 5* DJ Brains, Coach Daybreak, Dayne, and Kalvaxus

Gorgug: 3* Ragh, Dayne

Kristen: 1, Biz, but it is a technicality because it was her spirit guardians and not her herself that killed him

There is an asterisk for Dayne because technically Riz dealt the final blow, but based on narration it seemed Gorgug killed him when he split his stomach open, and all of them acted on a reaction at the exact same time, so a tie?

We have a tie! Congrats to Riz Gugkak and Fabian Aramais Seacaster for having the most kills and bloodlust of the bad kids at the end of your first year! We will resume the count when I finish rewatching sophomore year ;)