#kidgalactus

M'lady.

Was that pants!? Hands down the cutest, and least evil cryptid. The Fresno NightCrawlers were signed a handful of times.

Was there ever a truer classic?

I think not.

Wicked, huge, HUNGRY. You don't have to say a lot about Gnolls to get the point across.

A vulgar sewer lurking poop monster that looks like some kind of rude leather egg with too many teeth. That's the otyugh. And if that's not enough, now it's talking in your mind too.

A vile, gibbering mockery of a creature. Left forgotten, or perhaps locked away in dusty empty places, a pale distortion of the powerful wizard it once was.

Poking about underground, looking for scrap, and trouble is a mistake. There are worse things than the dead underground. Deeper places than any dungeon, and worse perils than any monster. Like a vile and creeping sickness, down there in the dark. Bubbling up from the poisoned heart of the world; swallowing up anything good and living, and snatching the life right out of it... or worse.

You keep poking around in deep places like this, and you'll make a nice supper for some wretched nightmare thing. That's a promise.

The real star of Dungeons and Dragons: the wretched, ever watching, and ALWAYS SUPERIOR Illithid.

The best D&D monsters capture your imagination and suggest scenarios by their mere existence. The Displacer Beast is pure D&D. Peak wonder, equal parts strangeness, alien scariness and possibility.

Also, it's a kitty-kitty-kitty, or something similar. So, what's not to like?