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Posting these here cuz I’m putting most of these for sale.
Dream Journal 9/22/2016
Yay, a post-natural disaster dream! The economy was falling apart. Some idiot teenager with a Mohawk decided he was the best person to raise a talking bear, while the smart teenager raised the normal bear. Who happened to be Bran from GoT and for a second I was his sister, and he just rolled his eyes cuz *everyone* was always happy to see him and he was tired of it. And then some big angry drunk tried to get his dumb buddy to do me in the butt because I wouldn't tell him something, but I managed to convince the big angry drunk that he would much rather take it in the butt instead. Also apparently Applejacks the cereal can be used to make garlic bread. Getting thrown at least 100 feet didn't kill me for some reason, even though it was supposed to be about survival. I had to run along a bridge to get across the bay, took forever.
But my first dream was unrelated and mainly featured Super Mario Land, an amusement park that I passed on the freeway on my way somewhere. And when I went by again, I saw my boyfriend's family there, who hadn't invited me, even though I had been texting him all day. So I sent an angry text but I think I felt bad so I woke up before I could see how he would respond.
Meta Knight’s girlfriend looks cool
Fresh start (first draft)
"Star Trek or Star Wars. ... Star Trek or Star Wars!? Go on, answer me. Out loud, with words. Open your mouth and speak. I just need to make sure you're paying attention." The grey man slumped back in his fancy office chair with a frustrated sigh as his finger slipped off of the intercom button. "Oh, this is useless. We'll never get a response out of someone in that state." "Relax. Be patient. Sometimes it takes awhile," his sidekick offered cautiously in an attempt to avoid a temper tantrum from the former. "I'd be lying if I said I didn't get the appeal of keeping a small collection of thin flammable material so close to my face, but it's starting to seem like the only way to get this kid's attention would be to actually light that book on fire," the team leader yelled. The one-way mirror was thin but it still kept out everything from butterfly flatulance to umuffled whalesong. "You can't read when the words are charred and your fingers aren't too far behind." He held up his hand and watched his fingers curl in, mimicking their being consumed by flames. "Sounds like your 'perfect question for an obvious nerd' isn't all you made it out to be." Mr. Sidekick leaned his rear end against the table and sipped a milky blue drink from his mug. Meanwhile, his superior was outraged, arms flying up in anger but with no clear sign he had any idea what to actually do with his hands. "In my experience, Ansen, nerds tend to go crazy over one side or the other. I don't know what's wrong with this kid. Most humans would at least notice that they were no longer sitting out in the sun anymore, after suddenly ending up somewhere considerably darker." "You call them all 'kids', right? I can hardly tell them apart from adults unless they're tiny or side by side. And Keel... When you put it like that, it sounds like we're bad guys." Ansen kept his eyes strictly between his drink and the wall opposite the one way window so as to avoid seeing the human, who was still perfectly still and entrenched in their book. Keel's eyes rolled up slowly to look at Ansen's face, calmer than he'd been a minute before. Was he for real? "What? Tearing someone's eyes away from a world that in no way exists when they're not thinking about it? Try using your brain more than your heart." "No... Maybe not what you just said, but how you tend to talk about this job in general. Abducting humans sounds even worse with your colorful language about everything." It was obvious how uncomfortable Ansen was, but Keel didn't care. He couldn't remember a single day he had ever liked his squeemish partner, and he didn't give a hoot about anybody he didn't like. "Wow. Your family would be ashamed. If you had enough brain cells to be considered a living member of any family, anyway. You had a brain once, you had to in order to get hired on, but I think you got too excited and your brain cells all popped." "As a matter of fact, I still have a brain, which is why I have the ability to put up with your constant mockery without quitting. I would never talk to you if we weren't forced to work together." Before Keel could do more than curl his lip in disgust, he leaned in toward the one way window. He'd been staring at the human for awhile, but not really looking at detail. "Hold on, aren't humans supposed to breath? You did unfreeze this kid, right?" Eyes darting around frantically, Ansen tried to recall. "I know I..." Keel stood, leaning forward with his hands on the desk. "GO. Unfreeze it before I come up with a word worthy of describing what a scatterbrained imbecile I work with." Simply hearing his superior start to speak got Ansen up and out of the room. He wasted no time getting over to the control cabinet and expertly adjusting the environmental conditions in the quarantined room where the human sat. "There. Now try." Hopes still not too high, Keel sat back down and held down the intercom button to talk. "Star Trek or Star Wars?" Finally, a response from the human. First breathing, then an absent minded answer as it looked up. "What? I don't really watch... sci-fi... Where am I?"
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scarletwiitchisms
+ so the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions.i know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so i wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse)
the rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 12 of your followers to spread the love. you can fill it out as many times as your heart desires ( we all know muses can change with their character development. )
repost. don’t reblog.
tagged by: @scarletwiitchisms
tagging: @melodyandpond, @canspotatimeagent,
1. What is your favorite word? “Mediocrity. It’s the most accurate description of just about everything in the universe.”
2. What is your least favorite word? “Earth. And I’d really rather not be bothered to explain.”
3. What turns you on? “Non humans. No, that’s not entirely true, but it helps. Boobs, and genitals that are alien to me yet can easily work with mine. See, right there, that makes me sound like an average, mediocre space traveler. As true as mediocrity is in general, I hate it when it describes me.”
4. What turns you off? “Humans. And, now that I think about it, being told I’m right when I’d rather be wrong for once.”
5. What sound do you love? “A distant winter storm. It reminds me of a home I can never go back to.”
6. What sound do you hate? “Whiny voices. If you have to whine about something, you probably either are wrong, or deserve not to be right.”
7. What is your favorite curse word? “Aj-at. It’s Trion.”
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? “Captaining a small cargo ship. I know it doesn’t sound like much, but it would keep me away from idiots.”
9. What profession would you not like to do? “Anything with strict rules or for the Trion government. Or teaching, mostly because I would be terrible at it. But I wouldn’t want to be completely alone, so a field botanist probably wouldn’t be my field, either.”
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “I can’t think of a single word I would want to hear. Then again, I’ve never thought about it, seeing as I’ve never had any reason to contemplate whether Heaven might possibly exist. If I had to choose something, I’d probably want to know that someone was going to miss me.”
11. Something that others do not know about you? “As much as I used to wish to go home, to Trion, it was never what I really wanted. I hated Trion, almost as much as I hated Earth. I was a rebellious young man who thought that, if I couldn’t love where I was or the place or people I grew up around, then there was nothing worth loving, especially not a government who saw it fitting to brand and banish any ‘war criminal’ they chose, along with their families.”
12. Sexual Preference? “I never was a fan of having anything up my rear end, but I’ll stick it anywhere someone else wants it, if you know what I mean. Within reason, of course. If their mouth is hot enough to make steam, well, they’re not giving me a blow job!”
13. What position do you sleep in? “Flat, and on my stomach if I’m exhausted enough not to lay on my back.”
14. What if someone told you…you HAD to lose, just this one time? "When there’s nothing left to lose, you can only win. And yet, somehow, I have et to get that low. It would depend if what I was losing actually mattered. If I was to lose a person who I actually cared about, then I would stop at nothing to win, for once.”
15. Greatest fear? “Getting stranded on Earth again, or losing my brother.”
16. If you could leave one thing to be remembered by, what would it be? “A hero, not only to the brave Trions I fought alongside during the civil war, but by the people who, decades later, decided they had been wrong to crush our rebellion.”
17. Middle name? “Whether or not I have one will always be a mystery.”
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I don’t wanna spam ponies cuz I know some people hate ponies. But I’m in the mood to talk about MLP, especially g1 and g4. Invade my inbox. Become my friend.