Hello, I’d like to apply for the position of Arctic Wife
Qualifications:
- I would love to be married but I don’t want somebody in my house
- I’m great at letter writing and love annoying people into doing their jobs, I WILL make that relief effort happen baby
- I look hot standing on the shore staring wistfully at the ocean
Cons: there’ll be no getting me pregnant so you’ll miss out on the drama of leaving behind a freshly married wife AND a child you might never meet
My requirements:
- must: name at least one ship/mountain/bay/cool landmark of your choosing after me
- optional: bring me back a penguin
sounds incredible i will consider your application and forward it to the next round of job interviews ........ but only if you promise that there will be incredibly spicy rumors of you having an affair with a hotter rival polar explorer














