*:･ﾟlocal disaster･ﾟ:*

the world cup makes you do unspeakable things like rooting for England for example

"shipping discourse" but it's in 2nd-Age Numemor and the major opinions are "boats are making this country great" vs "boats are destroying the environment and also my marriage"

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

Interview with the vampire is sooo funny because jacob anderson is giving the performance of a lifetime as a black man struggling with identity in the early 1900s through the metaphor of vampirism and sam reid spends all of his screentime prancing around like a cartoon pony on amphetamines and theyre both equally captivating to watch