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Jimon Prep School AU

Simon only really decided to attend The Institute: Academy of the Finest because it would give him a boost come college admission season

The fact that his mom approved or that his best friend and her brother went there was irrelevant.

Simon isn’t like them though, no his parents aren’t rolling in money, sending their kids here doesn’t even make them bat an eyelash, no.

Simon is one of the scholarship kids, like Maia, and Raphael. They were on a tight leash. One screw up and it’s bye bye elite education.

Which is fine because Maia’s a badass with a sunshine smile and Raphael may be hella intimidating, but he’s actually a softie for people he cares about. And he has Clary!

Except, Clary doesn’t need him any more. Not with friends like Alec who practically runs the school along with Lydia, or Isabelle who is not only the smartest student in their year, but already has job offers in Washington, DC. And she’s a walking goddess.

And then there’s Jace. Golden Hair, Golden eyes, gorgeous, fit, smart, talented, makes every man and woman swoon just as he enters the door. There is nothing that Jace Herondale can’t do. Except get along with Simon.

He doesn’t really know why he dislikes Jace. The guy is a good guy. He treats his family right, he treats Clary right, and he has a book club! A book club, no one who is evil has a book club.

BUT they just can’t get along and they are always at each other’s throats. Snarky remarks are how they communicate he guesses.

But then Clary comes to him with fear in her eyes, saying that she might not be into Jace as much as she thought. Turns out Clary’s got her eyes set in one Maia Roberts, who “can’t understand the white girl’s constant drama” Yikes. Sorry Clary, you might need to work extra hard to get on Maia’s good side. (Which she does, to everyone’s surprise.)

Simon expects Jace to be put out by getting dumped, but he seems fine? Okay?

Until Simon finds him drunk on the balcony in the East Corridor. He looks so peaceful just watching the night sky with a bottle of Jack in his hands.

It’s there that Simon learns that Jace isn’t exactly straight. “I’m bi, actually, so you’re an ass for assuming.” Simon will deny he blushes, but he guesses that maybe he should stop assuming people’s sexuality.

“That’s cool. I’m pan.” “What the fuck is that?” Simon laughs because Jace’s face is scrunched up and he looks so confused. Oh well, what can you do when you’re a minority in a minority group.

That’s how they become friends.

Simon’s okay as friends, until he starts noticing how buff Jace’s arms are. And he wonders how nice it’d be to be held by them, wrapped around his shoulders. He starts thinking about how soft his hair look, especially early in the morning right before Bio, or how when he laughs, a real laugh, it’s captivating.

He realizes he has a problem when he starts fantasizing about hooking a finger around Jace’s Herondale family ring, conveninetly placed on a necklace, and bringing his face and consequently his lips down, close enough for him to reach out and-

Well, enough of that

Simon is screwed, because yes Jace is bi, but that doesn’t mean he’ll go for him.

Especially when Clary’s brother Jonathan is in the picture. Tall, nice and lean, and hella smart. Jonathan is the perfect son, minus some social skills. Then again when you live with Valentine for the beginning of your life, you may have some social deficiencies. Luckily Jocelyn won the court case and her and Luke secured custody over both morgenstern, fairchild children.

So no Simon can’t compete with Jonathan, who has always been like the cool, slightly introverted older brother that he never had. Plus he taught him how to play guitar, you can’t mess with the love life of the guy who taught you guitar, that's just rude.

But Jonathan’s always been super perceptive and he confronts Simon.

Surprise, surprise, of course Jonathan is into dudes, but not Jace,

“I can’t date the guy who dated my little sister, Simon, it’s just weird.”

Apparently he’s also dating a dude named Albert? And they have a complicated History? Honestly, why was this never mentioned at the Fray-Garroway dinners?

Long story short, Simon has a chance. So he takes it. He gathers up what little courage he has. “You should have more faith in yourself Sheldon” “I’d have more if you remember my name Magnus.”

Anyway he gets his courage and goes to ask Jace out after his book club meeting on Tuesday. Well, he tries. He actually came out as “I...you...really food nice….together. Damn you’re hot...shit...I mean….date me?”

It takes Jace exactly two minutes and thirty eight seconds to stop laughing, and Simon is terrified. Until Jace looks up at him with soft eyes bursting to the brim with adoration and Simon swears his heart froze because no one has ever looked at him like that.

“That was such a you proposal, honestly, I didn’t think you could ramble about this, and yet.”

“Okay, that aside, are you saying yes?”

“Yes, I am”

Saphael Week 2017 Day 5: Mundane AU

In another world Raphael and Simon are boyfriends who meet by chance in college at a party hosted by mutual friends Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood. Love at first sight, more like fond exasperation at first broken champagne class, but still. Simon considers it a win. They spend their days cuddling in the earlier mornings before they are both needed at the school. An English/Spanish teacher and a Music Teacher. What a pair. They cook breakfast together and have a cute dog, who definitely plays favorites. Simon always leaves Raphael notes when he leaves earlier and Raphael reciprocates with flowers on his desk the next day. Occasionally Simon can convince Raphael to play on the DS with him, though he suspects that he’s been getting lessons from the students in his class.

Saphael Tangled AU:

All Raphael wanted to do was steal the crown and sell it for a ridiculous amount of money so that he and his family could live out the rest of their lives without having to fight for scraps. But no he gets stuck with...Simon.

All Simon wanted to do was go out into the town with his best friend Clary and see the floating lights. Sure, he’d have to lie to Camille about staying home and then sneak out, but hey he could manage that. But no, someone had to break in and ruin his plans. But, maybe blackmailing Raphael into showing him the lights for the crown isn’t such a bad thing?

In a ridiculous adaption of everyone’s fave pan (ha) wielding, proud vegetarian prince and a disgruntled thief, Simon, long lost Prince is locked away in a tower by the Camille, who uses his magical blood in order to remain young and immortal. Raphael stumbles upon a beautiful boy and suddenly it’s the weirdest  road trip ever.

Seriously, this kid’s best friends with a girl who has a pet chameleon. Named Jace? What kind of name is Jace? And why is she not freaked out about Simon giving his blood to his supposed mother? 

Simon thinks Raphael is weird, given how pessimistic he is about the world. At least his mom let’s him out of the house.

Things take a turn for the worse when Luke and his horse Maximus try and capture Raphael. And it gets even more worse when Raphael leaves Simon in order to maintain the crown. After all family comes first. That is until he gets thrown in jail.

But what happens when Simon is not only heartbroken by Raphael’s but discovers that Camille isn’t his mother and in fact he is the son of Queen Elaine? 

All hell breaks loose. Apparently Camille’s new trick is to drain Simon so that she can become permanently immortal. Yikes.

Simon might be done for, until Clary, Jace and Luke break Raphael out of prison and he saves Simon. Engaging in a rough battle with Camille leaves Raphael severely injured. But Camille is still powerful, young, and strong. 

And while she gloats Raphael decides that he can’t die until he sets Simon free, the only way to do that is by making him ingest his blood, thereby cancelling all the magical properties. So. He kisses him. And just like that Camille is reduced to dust. 

All seems well, except that Raphael isn’t responding anymore and Simon can’t bare to think that this is the end.

And SURPRISE it isn’t, because this is Disney and therefore, magical blood might be gone, but magical tears are forever. And through the power of love and fairytale and everything Deus Ex Machina, Raphael comes back!!

And everything is happy and perfect. His family is safe and secure, Clary meets Isabelle, Jace meets another chameleon named Meliorn, which Raphael still doesn’t understand. Something called a Malec exists and Luke has been making eyes at Maryse the entire celebration. Not that he’s paying attention to that as much as he is to Simon.