Found these and decided to write them out as Kes. YAY
Give a two or three word description of yourself.
Big, dumb guy.
Do you have any nicknames, street names, titles, nom de plume?
Kes, Lion, Soran.
What is your full birth name?
Righ' now I live in Eversong.
'Cause I live where's easiest.
What is your citizenship status?
I'm a member o' th' Horde, but I ain't followin' Garrosh.
What is your most obvious blessing or strength?
I'm good with a bow an' animals.
What do you perceive as your greatest strength?
My ability t' survive, I reckon.
What is your most obvious flaw or weakness?
I'm fulla scars from fightin'.
What do you perceive as your greatest weakness?
I ain't as strong willed as I wish I was.
Was there any event or cause of these weaknesses?
Been through a lot. Been in a lot o' war, I can't put back wha' it's taken away.
Almost two hundred I reckon, I lost count o' th' years.
I'm a man, 's pretty obvious.
What is your species/race?
'Bout six an' a half feet tall.
I ain't sure. Well o'er two hundred pounds.
What is your general body type, frame, bone structure, and poise?
Got a lotta muscle but I c'n manage to not look like an ape.
What is your skin colour?
I ain't known fer a long time, I'm more tanned than some leather I seen.
What is your hair colour?
If messy were a style, tha's wha' I'd have t' call it.
Do you have any facial hair?
Yah, I jus' shave enough tha' I don't get a full beard. Can't be bothered with th' stubble tho', tha' can stay.
What is your most distinguishing feature?
Some say my eyes have somethin' about 'em, draws yeh in.
Do you have any scars, tattoos, or birthmarks?
I got a lioness tattooed on my chest, an' my body's scarred up.
If so, how did you acquire them?
War, animal trainin' an' unfortunate timin'.
What do these distinguishing marks look like?
Look like scars. I got 'em all o'er my face, too. One 'round my eye from where a mace smashed most o' my face in.
Do they have any special significance?
What is your handedness (left/right)?
What is your hand size/description?
Tha's a weird question. My hands are calloused an' scarred up. Got some burns, too. Reckon 'ey're...big hands? I ain't sure wha' I'm comparin' to. 'Ey ain't big fer my size.
I wore one once, an' I got a lotta teasin' from people, so I ain't gonna do tha' fer a while.
What kind of clothing do you wear?
Wha'ever I got, mostly jus' my leather pants an' my plaid shirt. Either th' red, blue or green one.
What is your clothing's style or level of sophistication?
I ain't got style or sophistication. I'd go naked if I could.
What sort of vocal tone do you have?
Got a deep voice. Kinda growl when I talk, even.
Ain't been real sick in a long time. I take care o' myself. I gotta.
Reckon if yeh mean when I was l'il, it was Quel'thalas.
Are you patriotic or a social outcast?
I'm an outcast, ain't had th' interest in fancy things.
What are your opinion of home?
Home is where'er I set up my tent.
How do you feel about other races?
I ain't got a problem with anyone but humans. I'm even becomin' fond o' th' draenei.
Do you have any justification from your past experience for holding such views?
I seen 'em do a lotta things in war. I jus' can't forgive any of 'em.
What was childhood like for you?
My parents didn' understand me, or how I couldn' seem to get into dealin' with magic. I liked t' go off a lot on my own an' my friends were animals. 'Ey thought I was simple.
Did you have any childhood friends?
What stupid things did you do when you were younger?
Messed with animals tha' were too dangerous fer kids t' be 'round. Like a bear, an' a crocolisk.
Do you have any deep, dark secrets in the past that may come back to haunt you?
What conflicts might arise from your past?
A lotta moral issues. I wouldn' be seen th' same.
Have you begun your own family?
If not, do you ever want to have a family of your own someday?
I wish I could, but I can't see anythin' lastin'. I ain't good enough.
What type of person would be your ideal mate?
Someone who needs me jus' enough tha' I can fill some kinda space in their heart. One who doesn' leave me behind t' pursue 'er goals, but lets me be a part of 'em.
What would you be willing to do to protect such a person?
Do you have any close friends?
If so, who and what are they like?
Auranis, who I ain't seen in a long time... I ain't sure she's even okay. She's a sweetheart an' would do anythin' to make sure I was alrigh'. And has, too.
Veleice. I ain't seen 'er either, but I hope she's alrigh'. I did love 'er, once... Feels like a long time 'go. I jus' wanna know she's happy.
Hadami is... somethin' I ain't sure how t' describe. She ain't stunnin', but she's got a beauty I ain't able to explain. An' she's been 'ere fer me, an' I been 'ere for her.
What is the history of their relationship(s) with you?
Aura an' I've been friends a long time. Used t' do a lotta things t'gether, 'till she got involved with someone an' slipped away from me.
Vel an' I had a fallin' out... A couple times. We used t' be together. Reckon we woulda got married too, but she was too focused on 'er independence an' didn' seem t' want more'n my company once in a while.
I found Dami in th' storm peaks an' nursed 'er back t' health, tha's how we met, an' became real good friends. Was a l'il rocky at th' start tho'.
Do you currently have a best friend whom you would protect with your reputation or your life?
What caused you to feel so close to them? What would have to happen for you to end this relationship?
All th' time spent makin' sure she was alrigh', gettin' to know 'er an' just doin' things with 'er got us close. Tho' if she betrayed me somehow, willingly... I wouldn' be able to take tha'.
Do you have any bitter enemies?
List any past serious relationships that you have had, and give a brief overview of the relationship(s).
'Ere's too many t' count an' too many sad stories tha' go with 'em, I ain't gettin' into tha'.
How do you think others generally perceive you?
They think I'm a hobo, or inbred.
If someone crossed your path, what would you do?
Ain't worth it unless 'ey're an enemy. I don' wanna murder no one.
For what would you die for?
What is the worst thing someone has done to you?
Besides war crimes, I'd have t' say cheatin' on me with someone I saved, an' then bringin' th' man into my house, into my bed. Usin' my house as theirs. I ain't ever gone back there.
What is your general reaction to an attractive member of the opposite sex who lets you know they are available?
I ain't taken anyone up on offers in a long time, ain't interested.
Who would miss you, should you go missing?
Hadami's th' only one who'd notice.
Do you live with anyone (housemates, roommates, relatives, friends, near-strangers, family friend, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover)?
Hadami's been stayin' with me in my tent fer o'er half a year.
Do you have any dreams or ambitions?
I used t' dream of havin' a family.
What are your short term goals (what would you like to be doing within a year)?
Helpin' Hadami get better.
What are your long term goals (what would you like to be doing twenty years from now)?
I don' like t' raise my hopes.
Do you have any great rational or irrational fears or phobias? If so, what are the origins of or reasons behind them?
I'm afraid o' ditches in th' ground. Deep holes. It stems from Wintergrasp.
What, if anything, would it take for you to be able to overcome this?
How do you react when this fear manifests itself?
Are you willing to discuss, or even admit to, the situation?
I ain't told anyone 'bout wha' happened in a long time.
What are your attitudes regarding material wealth?
Are you greedy or generous?
How do you generally treat others?
With respect, until I'm tired o' not gettin' it back.
Are you introverted (shy and withdrawn) or extroverted (outgoing)?
Introverted, ain't much t' share with anyone. Used t' be extroverted tho'.
Are you a humble soul or blusteringly proud?
What habits would you find most annoying in friends?
Friends are good t' have, I wouldn' complain.
How do others typically react to you?
'Ey usually treat me like trash or jus' ignore me.
Why, in your opinion, do they act that way?
'Ey think me bein' bad at Orcish means I'm stupid. An' tha' th' way I dress means I'm good fer nothin'.
What are your most annoying habits?
Smokin', drinkin'. Gettin' down on myself.
What is your favourite food?
I like steak an' potatoes a lot. An' beef stew.
What is your favourite drink?
What is your favourite treat (dessert)?
Berries an' whipped cream.
Do you like food mild or heavily spiced?
Depends on how old it is.
Are there any specific foodstuffs that you find disgusting or refuse to eat?
What is your favourite colour?
If you have a favourite scent, what is it?
...Hadami. I know it ain't a scent, but if yeh knew...
What is your favourite type of animal?
Do you have an animal totem or affinity, and if so for what?
I'm most like a lion, a protector.
Is there a certain type of animal that you hate or fear?
Is there anything that enrages you?
Is there anything which embarrasses you?
Do you enjoy "roughing it", or do you prefer your creature comforts?
I live in th' wild, I don' find it rough.
Do you believe in the gods or not?
When did you decide (or learn) that you could?
Killed a man who came at me with a sword, way back when I was fightin' alongside Kael'thas.
What happened and how did you handle it?
I was shocked but I knew wha' had t' be done. I got o'er it.
When do you consider it okay to kill (under what circumstances)?
Yah, t' defend someone or prevent somethin' bad from happenin'.
What would you do if someone shot at (attacked) you?
I been shot at an' attacked, an' I defended myself.
What would you do if something were stolen from you?
Ain't got anythin' on me to steal.
What would you do if you were badly insulted publicly?
It's happened plenty, I jus' ignore it now.
What is the one task you would absolutely refuse to do?
Pretend t' be someone else.
Do you have any unusual habits or dominant personality traits that are evident to others?
When I'm in a bad mood I tend t' drink a lot. I wouldn' say tha's unusual.
Do you have any unusual or nervous mannerisms, such as when talking, thinking, afraid, under stress, or when embarrassed?
Rubbin' th' back o' my neck.
Do you have an unusual gait or accent?
If so, where did you acquire them?
Tryin' to learn Orcish from a Dwarf who didn' speak Common too good. Then livin' in th' hills fer a while... I never could get th' hang o' th' accent.
Are there any circumstances where they become more (or less) evident?
If I speak Thalassian I don't got an accent.
How do you feel and react if made fun of for any of these things?
I jus' don't care no more.
What is your most treasured possession?
I don' hold onto possessions too tight. I got my bow, an' my scrolls. But bows break an' scrolls get used up.
If made to decide, would you rather be deaf or blind? Why?
Deaf, because I need my eyes t' see wha' I'm aimin' at.
What is your normal daily routine?
Get up, wash up a l'il, hunt down s'me breakfast. Cook, clean up after myself, go cut up s'me wood. Take a swim or a dive, go explorin' a l'il bit, fer a ride on my rocket. It ain't somethin' interestin' to describe, it's only gotta be experienced.
What are your hobbies when they are not adventuring or training?
Writin' books an' poetry.
What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Depends if I got a girl or not.
What do you normally wear in bed at home?
Do you wear any identifiable jewelry?
Tha' jus' gets in th' way.
Where do you normally put your weapons, magic items, or other valuables when you are sleeping?
What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the most enjoyment?
What is your idea of a good evening's entertainment?
Alcohol an' a woman t' spend time with.
Do you cook your own dinners?
Are you a good cook, a gourmet, or a terrible cook?
I ain't bad. I learned how t' cook well enough.
What would you like to be remembered for after your death?
Doin' somethin' worthwhile I hope.
