#kelp head

have no idea what prompted this message but i actually have an answer: long sleeve under a random band t shirt. blue converse. & basketball shorts (hes a jock)

images for inspo:

i “baked” him a cupcake with blue icing and had a full on existential crisis while tlt’s musical played in the background

(baked is in quotes because I am a horrible chef, bon app the teeth seaweed brain, my mates are judging me, I do not care. I will have this moment.)

Jason: hey Pipes, Annabeth!

Annabeth: what’s up Jason?

Percy: we found out what we *pointing at himself and Jason* are

Piper: and what is that?

Jason and Percy in unison: Two halves of a whole idiot!

DEMIGODS ASSEMBLE

PERCY IS ACTUALLY GETTING LOWER SUPPORT DAY BY DAY!! THE OVERRATED CHARACTERS (who are amazing BUT OUR FIRST HERO?!) ARE DISPLACING HIM

I share your excitement anon

•2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod-Seven Nation Army- White Stripes (isn’t it canon that he likes them cause I feel like it is)-The Kids Aren’t Alright - Fall Out Boy(or any FOB song really)-and probably Shake It Off let’s be real

•the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to-everywhere honestly. maybe accidentally underwater after he saves a sea creature

•the game they’d destroy everyone else at-just dance, but only because he plays the wii version and is good at moving the remote so the machine thinks it’s accurate

•the emoticon they’d use most often-🐠 (a fish) or the classic :D

•what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep-(when does this boy get enough?? someone help him) cranky and super sarcastic

•their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.-hot chocolate

•how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump-swimming definitely

•what they wanted to be when they grew up-hm…probably a fireman

•their favorite kind of weather-rain I guess edit: summer rain. like not scary rain

•thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)-everyone thinks he’s terrible and then one day he’s singing Part of Your World and they’re like what????? he sounds decent??

(same)

URL: percyjokeson(im funny ok), peterjohnson, or maybe just percyj

Content: tons of ocean pics, bad puns, any post that hates on Zeus, pics of him with his friends

First followed: annabeth of course

Theme: the background is water. everything is blue. it looks good though because annabeth helps design it and grover actually writes/types the code so it isn’t accidentally messed up #demigodproblems