SETH- “Thank you for rescuing me, Kellen.”
KELLEN- “Rescued you, I don’t understand, I was just walking by.”
SETH- “Robert is a nice guy and all, but he is really full of himself! A little of him goes a long way! Did you know he was knighted?”
KELLEN- I don’t think there is anything little about him from what I can tell! And, If he was knighted, then I am the Queen of England. He isn’t even English. Anyway, I guess I should say your welcome. I hope you are enjoying yourself. I mean this place is a paradise, and all you have done is talk to everyone. I hope you get some time to relax and enjoy the water.”
SETH- “Me too, and yes this place is fantastic, but I am really anxious. I didn’t realize how hard all this would be. At least on Big Brother we had competitions. Here it’s me picking from the competitors.”
KELLEN- “Hey, be true to yourself, Seth, and listen to your heart. Relax a little and just let things happen. If one of us is the one, you will know it. It shouldn’t feel like a chore, I mean no one has said that you HAVE to pick a boyfriend. I used to feel like I HAD to have a boyfriend and started getting involved with this guy... I went on a date with this guy I met on a dating app, he was a sailor, with tiny hands. All I could see were the tiny hands. I was there, like blowing into my drink, trying not to stare at his hands, but all I could think was: Oh my Watcher he has Trump hands! I’m on a date with a soggy cheeto. I wasn’t wrong. He turned out to be a dick who dished me on the forth date because I didn’t put out. Please, I am totally not putting out for tiny Trump hands! You need to just do you and not settle for tiny Trump hands!”
SETH- (He laughed a little about the tiny hands guy) “You know, you are right. I need to just relax and be myself. I mean I want all of you to be yourselves and not be something your not to just please me or get my attention, so I should expect the same for myself, right?”
KELLEN- “Exactly! Just talk, get to know us. Don’t be so determined about making a choice. If it is meant to be, it will happen. If not, what a great experience. I mean don’t get me wrong I signed up for this to meet someone, and I have met seven other great guys already. If you and me happen, that is icing on the cake!”
SETH- “RIGHT!! Icing on the cake. I like your attitude, Kellen, thank you. I am going to slow down and enjoy this.”
IAN- “So you two talking about cake? How romantic!”
KELLEN- “Sit down and talk with us Ian, stop being so intense!”
SETH- “Yes, please, sit down. I really would like to get to know you. I am not sure what happened at our meeting earlier, but if I offended you in any way, I am really sorry.”